Humour thread

[mrdun]

Lets hear some of your best wit!!

I know you orgahs possess it in bundles.

[mrdun]

Lets have current issues as a topic

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

[CountArach]

Lets hear some of your best wit!!

I know you orgahs possess it in bundles.

Wit requires a comment or some such to start it off, as with Gregoshi and his puns in the Backroom.

[Gregoshi]

Wit requires a comment or some such to start it off...

...or you end up wit less.

[GeneralHankerchief]

...or you end up wit less.

...and, we're off!

[Csargo]

There's a thread around here somewhere.

[Decker]

The 3 Word Story thread is a good place to go.

[CountArach]

...or you end up wit less.

lmfao, this thread was worth it just for that...

[Abokasee]

YOU Citizen, Come here

Warning, nasty combine may beat you to death in this thread

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I found it!



*bugger too large*

[mrdun]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I bleached my dog white just to prove I wasn't a rascist

[Caeser The III]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

you got this off family guy.....

[Sasaki Kojiro]

you got this off family guy.....

family guy got it off Steven Wright......

[Abokasee]

family guy got it off Steven Wright......

Steven Wright inturn did an illegal action by thinking of this joke in his shed and according to planning permission he cannot use the shed for commercial perposes

This inturn was tooken from Bill Bailey

[mrdun]

KnowMarat

[English assassin]

UK joke only:

How do you get two whales in a Mini?

Over the Severn Bridge.

[Adrian II]

Lets have current issues as a topic

Don't overflow the thread, now.

[Adrian II]

Or short-circuit it.

[mrdun]

UK joke only:

How do you get two whales in a Mini?

Over the Severn Bridge.

No comprende. two fatties?

[Louis VI the Fat]

No comprende. two fatties?

I can't figure it out either. Still, I think it takes less persuasion to get two whales in one mini than a sheep in two whales.

[Moros]

Definately Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[Somebody Else]

I can't figure it out either. Still, I think it takes less persuasion to get two whales in one mini than a sheep in two whales.

Louis, I expected better of you, for shame... To get to Wales, one must take the M4, and how else to cross the river Severn but over a bridge, in one's Mini Cooper.

[Moros]

You know a cop told me that I had wit humour. He even called me "his witness".

[Gregoshi]

You know a cop told me that I had wit humour. He even called me "his witness".

That's a good thing because humour was found face down in a drainage ditch, dead. Cause of death was a severe blow to the buttocks (cheeky!) by a savagely delivered punch line.

[Moros]

I blame our foreign languages education policy.

Go wit yourself!

[mrdun]

Louis, I expected better of you, for shame... To get to Wales, one must take the M4, and how else to cross the river Severn but over a bridge, in one's Mini Cooper.

Ahh!! Blame my youthfulness. PLus being a northerner aswell!!