I present to you a parody of the Boromir Catapult Idea Parody
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And these two are my favorites...Star Wars and LOTR.
This one has one bad word and two bad word euphenisms.
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I present to you a parody of the Boromir Catapult Idea Parody
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And these two are my favorites...Star Wars and LOTR.
This one has one bad word and two bad word euphenisms.
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Through the ages every weapon has evolved from two basic design philosophies, either a rock or a sharp pointy stick.
"We're not Communists, we're not pinko... we can't be, 'cause you pay to come and see us and we sell t-shirts at our gigs". Cedric Bixler-Zavala of At the Drive-In
“I grew an afro. Not only did it make me cool, but it did wonders for my career. Oh, and I can get chicks now, too.” Omar Rodriguez-Lopez
Re: gandalf the double agent
Gandalf probably is a double agent. He became disillusioned with the Elves three thousand years earlier, in a freak accident...
...involving being kicked into a pit full of Persians.
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I'll say it again, this is a truly awesome thread.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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Now finally after reading your post... I must say this:
"Wait What??
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"No one said it was gonna be easy! If it was, everyone would do it..that's who you know who really wants it."
All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.-Bierut
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They don't make Fell Beasts like they used to...
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I'll finish it off with one of my personal favourites...
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Isn't that the horse Gandalf rode on his way to Gondor? He uses it to scare halflings!
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Gollum is the sneaky little dude. Golem is a Jewish mythological creature, and apparently a pokemon creature or something
You have actually read the books and not just seen the movies, right?
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