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    I present to you a parody of the Boromir Catapult Idea Parody
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    And these two are my favorites...Star Wars and LOTR.


    This one has one bad word and two bad word euphenisms.
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    Through the ages every weapon has evolved from two basic design philosophies, either a rock or a sharp pointy stick.

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    Awesome thread....
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    Gandalf probably is a double agent. He became disillusioned with the Elves three thousand years earlier, in a freak accident...



    ...involving being kicked into a pit full of Persians.

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    I'll say it again, this is a truly awesome thread.
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    Now finally after reading your post... I must say this:

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    They don't make Fell Beasts like they used to...
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    I'll finish it off with one of my personal favourites...
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    [img=https://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9237/326ce83cwa4.th.jpg]

    !?

    Isn't that the horse Gandalf rode on his way to Gondor? He uses it to scare halflings!

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    Gollum is the sneaky little dude. Golem is a Jewish mythological creature, and apparently a pokemon creature or something

    You have actually read the books and not just seen the movies, right?

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