KnowMarat

[JamesMarat]

Faithful minions! Doth your loyalty know not bounds? Your response to my introduction thread was more than any man could expect! For a man who works so hard to please others, it is both gratifying and reassuring to hear words of such comfort. You will indeed KnowMarat. Know your leader, and love your leader. You will hear what I have to say! You will know what I am thinking! A new era dawns, so open your windows and breath in the air of modernity. As soon as this thread achieves 10 posts, I will tell you a secret. Your leader, Marat

[pezhetairoi]

...uhhh...? o.O

I know Danton, I know Robespierre, I know St Just, who is Marat?

...just kidding. :D

[M to the A]

Eh? +1 I guess

[I of the Storm]

#4 then. I don't really know what to think of this...

[Charge]

There next, backroom?

ah, you cant access it in this account

To others: you can search Entrance hall, TWC wiki, if this person confuses you
there is also a thread in Modding questions sub-forum (settlement on corsica)..

[V.T. Marvin]

... open your windows and breath in the air of modernity. As soon as this thread achieves 10 posts, I will tell you a secret. Your leader, Marat

I have just obediently opened the window and I have to confirm that modernity - often associated with spring (new fresh era) - could indeed be felt in the air.

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It is sunny, 7° C in Prague - weird weather for January

- # 6 in this weird thread

[Geoffrey S]

It'd be great if this was locked on the tenth post. Then no-one would ever know the secret...

[PershsNhpios]

And where would you lead a loose communion of computer gamers, Master Marat?
This is not the grounds on which a loyal cult is created - you are fooling yourself if you believe that any man present would turn his faith from the EB Membership!
I do not KnowMarat, so GoMarat, these minds are already focused upon a greater influence, I speak here to protect the innocence of the audience!

People! Repent! Run to the AAR forum and lose yourself in a story, put this creature out of your mind before he draws a circumvallation of curiousity and evil abroad your souls!

[Uncle Odin]

OK, I´m a bit confused.

But I want to know the secret...

[Andres]

Tell us your secret, oh allmighty one

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O tempora, O mores! A spamming moderator

[keravnos]

Spill the beans JamesMarat...

WHERE IS HOFFA'S GRAVE>>>?

[Mediolanicus]

It said 10 posts, but I'm going to give you a 10th reply, oh Marat.


edit : or so I would have if HE^^ wasn't half a minute quicker than me

[Hooahguy]

uh.....

[Paradox]

I'll play along. Master Marat, tell us the secret!

(After secret's revealed, I'm ditching this hilarious place.)

[JamesMarat]

Shameful. Shameful! Your leader gives you a golden opportunity to get to know him, and you repay him by posting a picture of a dancing padlock? Where hath your loyalty gone? Because of these unforseen events, I can share no secret. I will however allow those of you who's loyalty has remained intact to ask me one question each. These questions will be answered fully and honestly, as you would expect from your leader. As for the offender? May he never disgrace my forums again, or he will fell my wrath. May Magnus dress you in his love, Marat

[Foot]

Pfft, he's just an Abokasee wannabe.

Foot

[Charge]

Явление Христа народу




(something like "God have showed himself to us!" for non-russian speakers)

...or he will fell my wrath

enough feeding I think, so I will stop. Moderators

[Warmaster Horus]

Okay, I may be feeding the troll, but I just wanna know...

What kind of questions are you anticipating and why bother?

Foot, I agree, but Marat here's got more style, you have to admit.

[JamesMarat]

What is this Abokasee of which you speak? The question can be about anything faithful one! From the meaning of life to Marat's social life! Be prudent though young sir, you have only one question.

Let me make myself clear. You bother because I am your leader! What the vagabonds of Tudor London would have given to walk up to the great Henry VIII and and engage in a Q&A! What the poor, deprived people of the third world would give to ask their leader 'Why am I starving?' Don't you see? This is your chance! Forget Abokasee! Forget the moderators! Get to know your leader once and for all! KnowMarat! Marat

[Charge]

I got question

Who is Magnus? eh?

[JamesMarat]

I got question

Who is Magnus? eh?

Finally! A man with sense! Magnus is our guardian. He roams these forums under a pseudonym which I can not reveal (but I can inform you that it begins with the same letter). His main domain is the TWC Wiki website where he goes under the name of...Magnus. You can also find him on the regular wikipedia, just type in 'user:Magnus2'. I must stress now that I AM NOT MAGNUS. He is a friend of mine, and a good tutor. Maybe later, if he wills it, I will reveal his true identity within these very forums. If this answer was unsatisfactory tell me, and I will edit it to suit your needs. May Magnus dress you in his love, Marat

[Warmaster Horus]

Sorry Marat, I was wondering why you bother?

And just search Abokasee in the forum. You'll see he's got quite a ... reputation, to put it mildly.

EDIT: ah, I forgot to thank you for answering. But could you please answer the real question?

[Paradox]

This is getting slightly interesting, so when will the secret be revealed O great leader?

[Charge]

I AM NOT MAGNUS

Really? You don't need to reveal his identify, it is already known btw...

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[JamesMarat]

Sorry Marat, I was wondering why you bother?

And just search Abokasee in the forum. You'll see he's got quite a ... reputation, to put it mildly.

My apologies for misinterpreting your post.

I bother because I love my people, and want them to know me and grow to love me too. I will see what Abokasee had to say, thank you for your advise. God forbid I should be deemed an echo of past ghosts, too weak to foresee the inevitable backlash that would ensue. I will rise above Abokasee. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

[JamesMarat]

Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

I shall not pretend to know what that means. Marat

[Markus_Aurelius]

I shall not pretend to know what that means. Marat

hahahahahahaha

Anyways, what is the best way to go about defeating the gray and yellow deaths as the saba?

[Mediolanicus]

A good leader should know everything.. Or have people around him who know everything..

Anyway... Use levy spearmen to hold the phalanxes and give'em all the missile power you've got from behind.
The redsea infantry are also really helpful in flanking the phalanxes, because of their armour piercing axes.

[Jubal_Barca]

Um... O great Marat, do you like brie cheese?