O great Marat! i have seen the error of my ways! what can i do to repent my former sins?!
O great Marat! i have seen the error of my ways! what can i do to repent my former sins?!
On the Path to the Streets of Gold: a Suebi AAR
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
Pssh.
Freaks.
Spaghetti Monster > Marat and Magnus. With his tentacles tied behind his back...thing...does His Noodliness have a back?
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Mister Marat;
In relation to our private battle, do you aspire then to be Shakespeare?
Or rather to of written his plays?
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Watch a nice naughty dvd with lot of beutiful women, grab a piece of paper and relax.
Cheers.
Join Capo de Tutti Capi II. Just follow the link in my sig. It's great funOriginally Posted by Beefy187
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Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
O Marat, what exactly were you doing in your bath under the water when Constance stabbed you?
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A big THANKS to all Total War modders
Heed the wisdom in Omanes Alexandropolites' signature!
I thought advertisers weren't allowed on forums.Originally Posted by Andres
It's a game organised and supported by this forum.Originally Posted by J.Alco
A big THANKS to all Total War modders
Heed the wisdom in Omanes Alexandropolites' signature!
There is a conspiracy of non-EBers crowding here to this page... how did they know it was here?
Why are they drawn to it?
I think there is more to the leadership and orientation of this than Marat.. this is an organisation, not a cult!
Yup. No worries there. Our house bouncers would make it abundantly clear if there was any problem. *points at them in the corner* Come by the Tavern sometime for a drink.
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People, the spirit of Capo de Tutti Capi has utilised the vanity of Marat's ambition to call to us - so that we can all have the chance to be a part of the great... thing!
There are many obvious signs and omens pointing to this place, follow them to your enjoyment!
Hail, Capo de Tutti Capi!
First of all, allow me to express my heartfelt gratitude to all those who have made this thread what it is. So many questions, with so little time to answer! Here are my answers!
Mediolanicus, thank you for your contribution. Think not that I belittle your tecnique when I offer my own thesis. The saba are certainly not by favourite of factions, their neighbours are powerful and in abundance, and their early units weak. One thing I would suggest would be to make an alliance with the deaths. Allow them to fight your battles, before reaping their rewards. Once you become powerful enough and having conquered the rebel lands around you,break this alliance and destroy them.Anyways, what is the best way to go about defeating the gray and yellow deaths as the saba
In battle, cavalry is obviously limited. It is probably best not to try hammer and anvil. I often try to take what lowlife refer to as 'cheapshots', i.e. ambushes and feign retreats to weaken their forces. My personal opinion is that once you have done this, you should get straight to the heart of the problem. Don't starve them out, get in whilst the garrison is minimal. I hope this helps, however my expertese is somewhat limited when it comes to the saba.
No. As a man of fine culanary experience, I would have to say that my personal prefference is Wensleydale. I relish the prospect of ravaging my way through a plate full, especially when there is apricot in it.Um... O great Marat, do you like brie cheese?
Marat loves, therefore Marat forgives. Give up your soul to Marat, and I will cleanse it of your lies and deciet.O great Marat! i have seen the error of my ways! what can i do to repent my former sins?!
You insulted my followers. You deserve no answer to your question.Pssh.
Freaks.
Spaghetti Monster > Marat and Magnus. With his tentacles tied behind his back...thing...does His Noodliness have a back?
Get EB of course! Otherwise, you can of course distract your mind from such vices, through fast and study. (Anybody who knows which Shakespeare play I am elluding to here will recieve a prize. First correct entry wins.)Oh great Marat tell me my lord
What would be the best way to kill boredom when I only got me laptop without EB?
Pezhetairoi, you must know your leader's inspirations better! Jean Paul Marat was killed by Charlotte Corday. If you are jokingly reffering to the actress who played her in the 1914 film, my apologies, but highly I doubt you are. Anyway, Marat spent most of his time in the bath. He suffered from a condition of the skin which meant that to do otherwise would have resulted in severe pain.O Marat, what exactly were you doing in your bath under the water when Constance stabbed you?
You will realise I have left you until the end Glenn, as your question requires the most thought. Would I rather be the romantic ideal, the man who takes credit for other's work? The Prima Donna who walks onstage and callously belts out her latest hit, giving the songwriter no recognition? Or would I rather be the man who works behind the scenes? The hardworking scholar who feels the overwhelming sense of pride upon viewing his Magnus Opus, but all the while he knows that he is notably devoid of the public adoration that he so craves. The answer is of course both. Every man wants to be the best of the best in his field, and he also wants people to know that he is the best of the best in his field. When you strip away all other factors however, a leader must always do what is best for his people and that is what I do. Does it therefore matter whether I am Shakespeare or the man who writes his plays?Mister Marat;
In relation to our private battle, do you aspire then to be Shakespeare?
Or rather to of written his plays
Marat is a blaspheming prophet. We all know that the only avatars of divinity are these:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
And...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
How do you stand in the face of these indisputable facts? Speak up, prophet, or I shall curse you to an elderly life without Jägermeister intravenous packs!
"Fortunate is every man who in purity and truth recognizes valiance and prevents it from becoming bravado" - Âriôbarzanes of the Sûrên-Pahlavân
Yes, how can you be a prophet when your avatar is not one of the above? Nor it is common, you're like the rest of us, or is the above poster a.....heretic!?
O Marat, I have been trying to get EB working but it never seems to work after downloading it (from bitorrent) three times. Does this mean I should use FileFront or should I try the same thing one more time?
Thank you in advance honorable one.
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He really seems to have gathered some followers. Good! I'm looking forward to the moment the first schisms occur over some minor details... muahahaha
The Persian Cataphract is indeed a heretic. My personal opinion is that you should try downloading it from elsewhere, as there are plenty of other websites from which you can download torrents. May Magnus dress you in his love, MaratOriginally Posted by Fahad I
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I think I'll follow Persian Catraphact relegion :p.
BTW Persian, we need to work those darn voices!!
The end of a bottle of Jägermeister allows me to see clearer than any Cristal ball!!
Cheers...
Your acidic tongue has no place here. If you have none but unkind words to say, then leave, spread your poison elsewhere. Marat
(Slightly wrong context... I my self)
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The wanderer returns! I have heard many great things about you Abokasee. It must be said that only good can come of your arrival. Enjoy your stay in my humble thread, in this, our magnificent home that we call the Total War Forums! May Magnus dress you in his love, power and authority, Marat
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BLASPHEMER! for this you shall drink bitter water!Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
Yeah just google bartix and the first link was my main claim to fame, hopefully we won't have forum equivilant of the arab-isreali conflict.
So we can add another god/prophet/lil lol to the list we now have
Abokasee/Abokasix/Aboix
Jamesmarat/Jamixmarix
Ranix
Some others in the list
Hey do not insult the Cristal Ball!Originally Posted by mAIOR
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Nobody knows to what I'm referring with "Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?" or the Crystal Ball?
I follow only one religion and that's Music.
Abokasee, we shall not fight, for we are one! Mediolanicus, I don't know what music you listen to, but it sounds sub-par. Any song which references jiving can be nothing other than poor, you must know that. Marat
You find the great Frank Zappa sub-par and poor...
Marat, you and Magnus will have to do your best in convincing me to follow you now.
Dear Marat,
I have been a good boy this year, and therefor I humbly ask you to fulfil my wish.
Please send me a cute young lass who will be my loved one.
Your dear worshiper,
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