KnowMarat

[Jubal_Barca]

Um... to continue my culinary exploits...

What is the nobler food; the ham (roadkill chicken) burger, the cheese (rubber glove) burger, the (real) ham sandwich, or the pickled Gherkin?

Also, what is the best way to convert an extremist Jehova's witness to atheism, supposing one wished to do so?

[JamesMarat]

Um... to continue my culinary exploits...

What is the nobler food; the ham (roadkill chicken) burger, the cheese (rubber glove) burger, the (real) ham sandwich, or the pickled Gherkin?

Also, what is the best way to convert an extremist Jehova's witness to atheism, supposing one wished to do so?

I suppose dear child that the easy answer to this question would be the gherkin, as it is the only one that doesn't contain meat. Mediolanicus, thank you for your compliments. Tell me, out of the bands which ones do you like? A good leader must, afterall, always know his people. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

Out of you list? Give me Radiohead anytime then!

But Marat, a leader must not only know his people. The people must also know their leader. He is a person after all (or were you lying when you denied you were a creature?). So please tell us something about yourself.

[JMarat]

Friends applaud, the comedy is over. Marat can be no more. It's true, life is a burden which we all have to bare, but a burden that I no longer have the energy or will to bare. I have enjoyed my moment, but all good things must end. Tell your children what it meant to know Marat! Tell your children that Marat was the death of Marat, and that no matter how much people tried to wear him down, he remained.

Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal? This is a sad day indeed, but it would be preposterous to continue. What shame it would bring to look back in a years time, only to realise that I am a shadow of my former self. It pains me to say this, but it is better this way. Moderators, take me. Lock this thread, and may you never unveil the key to it. Let the audience fade to dust. Let the lights dim. Let the curtain fall, for I am spent.

Farewell, Marat

[Respenus]

Ha! I just have to do this:

PAWN'D!!!

Now is time for great deeds. One leader is dead, another one must and shall take his place.

Worship Them, O! people and They shall carry you into the light and bring you eternal joy. Be happy and They shall we happy with you. Weep and They shall weep with you. Raise up your arms and They shall join you in your fight. Die and They shall lie down next to their people, knowing the end had come.

So rejoice, as They have come to liberate you from the false prophet, Marat!