Top 100 quotes from christian fundamentalist forums

[R'as al Ghul]

This reminds me of...

Laughter is a devilish wind which deforms, uh, the lineaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys.
Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith, because without fear of the Devil there is no more need of God.

[The_Mark]

I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

Sometimes I wonder whether or not the irony in these is intentional, hoping that there weren't, after all, so many idiots in the world.

[LittleGrizzly]

Funny list, had a woman at my door the other day telling me that the world must be designed because a spiders silk (is it silk ?) is stronger than metal and more water resistant than anything we know, so because scientists can't achieve this it must have been God.

[R'as al Ghul]

Funny list, had a woman at my door the other day telling me that the world must be designed because a spiders silk (is it silk ?) is stronger than metal and more water resistant than anything we know, so because scientists can't achieve this it must have been God.

Huh? That just proves that spiders are more intelligent than scientists.........no wait....

[KukriKhan]

To find the Top 100 quotes from (muslim/jewish/hindu/animist/atheist) fundamentalist forums, would likely require translation from some other language to english - except the atheist ones.

So Ronin found a place where silly people say silly things, and shared it with us. Good. We all know silly people saying silly things never happens here.

Folks have had their laugh, so let's move on, before feelings get hurt, somebody misunderstands intent, or starts a religion-bash-a-thon (and gets into trouble for it).

Thanks for all contributions. Thread closed.