I don't know if any of you enjoy clean, clever humour, however this part of the forum seems inhabited by those members who tend to contribute themselves to the community rather than commit rapine upon it, and leave when they have their prey.
Therefore I would hope there are some here who inspire intelligence, and themselves have been inspired, and can use their wisdom and speedy current of wit to the use of more creative humour than what I have already seen.
This failed in the, "Humour Thread", and if my advertisement posted earlier hasn't put me in Contempt of Off-Topic Forum, I would like to christen a, "Limerick House".
Generally, I rule in favour of humour, and certainly in favour of true Limericks.
I especially would love to see Limericks devised by the poster, instead of well-known ones - in faithful memory of the Irish drinking games!
If this does take a place with the populace here, I will begin to author my own, (There is never any shortage of words or subjects for a Limerick!), but to start I will issue one quite unheard of, written by a New Zealander attorney, (I will add his name just as readily as I remember it!)
"There once was a man from Abnostle,
Who whilst mining discovered a fossil,
He could tell from the bend,
And the knob on the end,
'Twas the penis of Paul the Apostle".
(I'll now utter a prayer of long life!)
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