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    Default Terrible "Women TV Shows"

    I'm hardly familiar with these... these..... "shows that are of such good quality", but there is at least one I know of which is called Vivienne Vyle. It's just, just.... oh please just KILL ME NOW. I WON'T DODGE THE BULLET, I PROMISE!

    What a terrible show. It's hardly even funny, and since when are women funny anyway? And then why the hell is it shown on Comedy Central? Give me a break! That show is VILE alright.

    Or what about Oprah Winfrey, huh? Don't even get me started on THAT.

    Arrrgh, now that I'm the zone I'm starting to vaguely remember flashes of TV while I was zapping at some point. That show with the models contest. A couple of insecure women or ones with dreams of being models (or both) get on it to become a model and this woman is always complaining about how difficult it was for her and rubbish like that. Fashion hypes and stuff like that: damn it, they should forbid it by law, I don't care how much money it makes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijo
    and since when are women funny anyway?
    Are you on some sort of drug?

    I don't know the shows but such generalising statements can easily destroy your credibility anyway.


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    Default Re: Terrible "Women TV Shows"

    You watch waaay to much TV ... especially as you apparently hate most of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    You watch waaay to much TV ... especially as you apparently hate most of it.
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    Default Re: Terrible "Women TV Shows"

    Quote Originally Posted by Bijo
    I'm hardly familiar with these... these..... "shows that are of such good quality", but there is at least one I know of which is called Vivienne Vyle. It's just, just.... oh please just KILL ME NOW. I WON'T DODGE THE BULLET, I PROMISE!

    What a terrible show. It's hardly even funny, and since when are women funny anyway? And then why the hell is it shown on Comedy Central? Give me a break! That show is VILE alright.

    Or what about Oprah Winfrey, huh? Don't even get me started on THAT.

    Arrrgh, now that I'm the zone I'm starting to vaguely remember flashes of TV while I was zapping at some point. That show with the models contest. A couple of insecure women or ones with dreams of being models (or both) get on it to become a model and this woman is always complaining about how difficult it was for her and rubbish like that. Fashion hypes and stuff like that: damn it, they should forbid it by law, I don't care how much money it makes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijo
    I'm hardly familiar with these... these..... "shows that are of such good quality", but there is at least one I know of which is called Vivienne Vyle. It's just, just.... oh please just KILL ME NOW. I WON'T DODGE THE BULLET, I PROMISE!
    Ok, hows about I give you a:

    Remote Control

    instead?

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    This is why I cringed in fear when I saw him open the black people in movies thread.


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    Well pretty much anything of Home and Garden TV, Oxygen, or Lifetime. And when I wake up in the morning to Mrs. Waki watching the View or some crap, I put the twins in the truck and head out for some breakfast. Just to get away from that particular version of hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi
    Well pretty much anything of Home and Garden TV, Oxygen, or Lifetime. And when I wake up in the morning to Mrs. Waki watching the View or some crap, I put the twins in the truck and head out for some breakfast. Just to get away from that particular version of hell.




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    Funnily enough, I largely agree with Bijo's opinion of most TV. I've found the best solution is not to watch that stuff, let alone get worked up about it. Though opening countless spam hate-topics has its charm.
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    Oh, by the way, Husar: there are women who are funny, true, but usually not on TV.
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    I think I speak for everyone when I say: I've had just about enough of these bloody threads.
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