Thats right bitches , I'm immortal .

Your probably thinking , " oh crap Samuel L Jackson is gonna yell english mother ****er all day and things like that."

My response to the question obviously written without knowing the unknown unknowns is no .

I'm going to tell you about how I carved out an empire ran by a bunch of hard core mother...wait I'm not gonna say that to .



I feel you guys should get to know my son . His slave name is David . His non-slave name is... Leul David . Which is not a slave name . Its a shame his mom died when those horse ****ers came down from Egypt . I've stayed celibate up until this point in her honor. Cause not often do you get a nice lady from the old empire you know ?


Now your thinking , "Samuel L , you have no modern weapons and most of your army is half naked."

My response to that is simply BLACK POWER MOTHER ****ER!


**** I broke my own rule .