A Modest Proposal

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Maybe I should change my signature to:
BABIES
It's what's for dinner.

[The Wandering Scholar]

ohh Best Laugh on the Seven Seas

[Marshal Murat]

As many of you may know, the recent news that Chavez is planning to launch an oil embargo on the United States. Mr. Chavez cites continued United States persecution of his nation as the reason for this embargo. We, in Orgah News, would like to bring you the analysis of a top economitician in his field, Mr. Dee Pression.

"As my colleague has introduced me, we economiticians are trained to look at all sides of this issue. As such, we suggest that Mr. Chavez, rather than simply embargo the United States, pursue a different course. We suggest that Mr. Chavez flood the United States market with as much fuel as possible. The rapid drop in prices would no doubt persuade consumers that such fuel, since it is inexpensive, is also flawed. When televisions or computers are marked down, some call it a 'bargain'. We all know, however, that too often such 'bargains' are simply defunct products. That is the same with lowered fuel prices. Such low prices, will, no doubt, persuade consumers that it is sub-standard and should be withdrawn from the market."