Tetris stand up comedy
The Japanese really got some silly shows.
Tetris stand up comedy
The Japanese really got some silly shows.
Last edited by Ironside; 08-22-2006 at 11:41.
We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7
Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467
TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED
Somehow, the iGallop has the most obscene demo video I've ever seen. Is it just me, or is this really sexy, in a strange, equestrian, robotic way?
Catchy tune. Boring video. Juxtaposition makes everything entertaining, however.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA
I can't help thinking that this an advert for something else...Originally Posted by Lemur
Quid
...for it is revenge I seek...
Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war
Juleus Ceasar, Shakespear
All your Fakes are belonging to us.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
The most amazing and realistic arcade experience ever!
http://www.ryoni.com/videos/most_rea...mbie_game.html
"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Not bad.Originally Posted by Vladimir
Lord help me, I watched the whole thing. Looked completely fake to me. Hypontism stunts generally are ...Originally Posted by Divine Wind
Yay, that guy went into a trance way too easily, it seemed.
Anyways, now we can see why America is beloved around the world:
A tank crushing a car:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GPx-X_ldiG8
I hope its not as it seems, but I think it'd be hard to fake a tank. Perhaps there's something not shown, but...
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
I've seen that before. I shall keep my counsel in this thread.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
The British Armed Forces Music Video Anthology:
Royal Navy & Bohemian Rhapsody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerD7RNMbDQ
Army & Is This the Way to Amarillo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYH...elated&search=
Marines & Chumbawumba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUlJ_H_KlwU
Classic
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
An accursed double post. Please continue down to the next post.
Last edited by Crazed Rabbit; 08-30-2006 at 19:37.
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Ha Ha Ha I loved the pilots doing the Waynes World bit, thanks for that alone.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
David Robert Jones as a teenager
Note the corned beef.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
rules :(
Last edited by Fragony; 09-11-2006 at 17:46.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
Oh awesome, I didn't know their stuff was on youtube.Originally Posted by InsaneApache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic8nK4BcRN4
Stephen Lynch Singer/Standup
one of the funniest acts I´ve seen in years....
great singer too
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
One of my all-time favorite Borat scenes. "This man, he is your slave?"
[edit]
Okay, maybe this one is my favorite. Some of the best lines ever:
Broadwater: I'm running for United States Congress in District 2.
Borat: He is a strong man. He will crush his opponents and he will be powerful like Stalin and not tolerate people who are bad.
Broadwater: Well, actually, I wouldn't compare myself to Stalin ...
Borat: Will you vote for my friend?
Woman: Well, I probably will, but I don't ever tell people who I vote for before I vote.
Borat: If you do not vote for him, he will take power!
Woman: Well, it depends on whether he gets enough votes or not.
Borat: I will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him
Last edited by Lemur; 09-06-2006 at 04:10.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Can't remember if we've posted this one yet -- Leonard Nemoy sings The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Terrifying stuff. We should make Saddam watch this in his cell.
Oh lollipop, where can I hire her
Mithrandir : edited unsuited link
I like rules ^^
Last edited by Mithrandir; 09-12-2006 at 17:36.
Stephen Lynch - Beelz
"My Name is Satan!! uhuh!!!!"
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
Craziest Traffic Ever:
(or, Best Drivers ever)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jB8buBmAfzU
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
The speed is slightly increased, check out the pedestrians.Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Still wouldn't like to drive there though...unless it was in a monstertruck/tank .
Abandon all hope.
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