Absolute genius, it exists.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5721...letpapier.html
Absolute genius, it exists.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5721...letpapier.html
On the Path to the Streets of Gold: a Suebi AAR
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
Can't touch this http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5735...n_t_touch.html
Another one for the headbut files
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5773..._it_wrong.html
They are watching you!! Be advised: Scary stuff.
Same author. A somewhat lighter note. Now dance!!![]()
Supreme Victory, The Shadow Fort
© Crazed Rabbit
Minnesotans; they know how to throw a wedding.
Also, Zebra attacks football player.
Finally, you may be able to watch horse races at Miami Airport.PITTSBURG, Kan. | Pittsburg State football player Joe Windscheffel has lost his chance to play this season after an encounter with a zebra on a farm near Lawrence.
Windscheffel, a 6-foot-2, 225-pound linebacker/safety from Smith Center, recently had to move three female and a male zebra to paint a fence along a pasture line.
But the male charged him, bit his arm and would not let go. The animal was dragging Windscheffel by his arm when two of his fellow farm hands finally freed him.
Windscheffel says the attack was completely unprovoked.
He was left with a compound fracture on his forearm that required a plate and six pins.
CRCounty administrators' push to add slot machines to Miami International Airport could one day require turning an airport parking lot into a horse-racing track, state documents reveal.
The sound of horse whinnies and snorts at MIA is a possibility because the county's bid for slots hinges on the airport obtaining a quarter-horse racing permit.
If successful, the county, with some creative legal maneuvering, would use that permit to add slots beyond the security checkpoints at MIA. Legislation passed by state lawmakers in Tallahassee this year, meant to help revive historic Hialeah Park, allows slots at Miami-Dade quarter-horse tracks.
The county's preference is to never get directly involved with horse racing -- the airport hopes to strike a deal with one of several local existing horse tracks to run the legally required races there.
State law doesn't force the slots casino and horse racing activities to occur at the same place, but they both must occur.
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Pat Condell at it's best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Fp...layer_embedded
#Hillary4prism
BD:TW
Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
Uhm ok, why don't she go do womenstuff like cooking and knowing what washing-powder to use when. BG how is my daisy quotum, it's burning.
Sometimes people need a little help with excluding their genes from humanity http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5816...f092/hap_.html
In the end we are all Danish, even the Spanish, we just don't know it yet, but the French, always ahead on things. http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5813...de_france.html
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http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=21629
An Australian in the USA
oh mannnnnnnnnnnn
Should please Louis, Amsterdam by day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0cnamknYBg
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
On the Path to the Streets of Gold: a Suebi AAR
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
Geez just take pictures of your dumps and mail them to your coworkers like normal people do. Man was our little secret fun until the women found out and joined the game, we really didn't want to know that.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/27e...h-galifianakis
What is this, Ice?
It's Absolut on Ice.
"That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."
-Eric "George Orwell" Blair
"If the policy of the government, upon vital questions affecting the whole people, is to be irrevocably fixed by decisions of the Supreme Court...the people will have ceased to be their own rulers, having to that extent practically resigned the government into the hands of that eminent tribunal."
(Lincoln's First Inaugural Address, 1861).
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
For some of our elder members who still 'tape' things....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJyk...layer_embedded
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Oh'Really Billyboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTPsFIsxM3w
I would do that blonde though, even pay for it.
Kid Trippin' after going to the dentist
too much funny gas?priceless
"Is this real life?"
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"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
Style 9
Execution 8
Overal 8.5
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/4439...et_straat.html
Husar gets pwned http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5960...ature_one.html
Keep them there by the way we don't want them back. And there is me trying to explain that not every dutchie is a loud rude disrespectful piece of garbage.
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Hahaha, I worked from 18 to 24 that day I think, had some customers who asked me in english (guess they were dutch) how to get to Kreuz Kerpen to get to Nature One, had to explain them that Essen is like 80 or 90km away from there...
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Apparently back in the '80s they made a Saturday morning cartoon version of the watchmen. The opening has to be seen to be believed.
NOTE: Knowledge of Watchmen, even just seeing the movie, really makes this funnier.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
If you feel slightly odd as well as a need to head somewhere dark and humid; you might just be infected by killer fungus.
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Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
Clash of civilisations http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6011...eur_werkt.html
Inglorious plumbers! http://www.gamert.nl/video/inglorious_plumbers.html
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