His car was hit by a big truck. He is saying that it could be an assassination attempt. He and the other one are trying to fix the door because it doesn't open. Imagine a crowbar used on a car worth 500.000 euro.
And this guy is on TV every day.![]()
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His car was hit by a big truck. He is saying that it could be an assassination attempt. He and the other one are trying to fix the door because it doesn't open. Imagine a crowbar used on a car worth 500.000 euro.
And this guy is on TV every day.![]()
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Last edited by De' Medici; 10-21-2006 at 14:02.
Dei Gratia Princeps Valachiae Transylvaniae et Moldaviae
Thanks for the explanation. You'd have thought that if he could afford a car like that, he would take it to the body shop. You say this guy is standing for president? He sure is dumb.![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Last edited by HunkinElvis; 10-21-2006 at 16:37.
"Winner of the 1st "Shamble's Total War Tournament,
with 0 losses to his name.
Hunkin Elvis"
-Shambles![]()
"Winner of the 1st "Shamble's Total War Tournament,
with 0 losses to his name.
Hunkin Elvis"
-Shambles![]()
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az15tzUoTlQ
The end is hilarious.
Afterschool special about growing up with retarded parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHwoazJvCE4&NR
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
Borat introduces himself to the media.
http://www.break.com/index/borat_for_president.html
"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
This dog skateboards pretty good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIViuOQBk3c
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Move over Mel Gibson, here's Michael Richards (Kramer from Seinfeld) losing it on stage.![]()
And apologizing the next day.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Last edited by Louis VI the Fat; 11-28-2006 at 02:16.
Haha, the monkey one is my favorite. I also liked the ytmnd where they they spliced his apology in with the yelling on stage and made it into a rap song.
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