All hail Estonia! I don't know why, but I've become enamored with the weird little commercials Soviet Estonia was producing in the '80s. I guess Estonia, being next to Finland, got a lot of decadent commercials from the capitalist pig-dogs, so the commissars were forced to create Soviet commercials, extolling the virtue of bread # 16 and whatnot.

Anyway, without further ado, Kana meat! KANA!

How about the Estonian technical college? What if it were sung to the tune of Honky-Tonk Woman?

Here's a surefire winner -- an ad for bringing your excess eggs and produce to the state store. Sung to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar. Yes!

How about onions? You know ... onions. The onion kind. They taste oniony, yes? You want them, yes? God, these Estonian ads just keep on going ...