Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit View Post
Republican Mark Souder, family values man (you know where this is going, don't you?) and drug warrior extraordinaire*, resigns after having an affair with his staffer.
Yeah, that whole "family values" thing never ends well, at least not when it's flown as a political flag.

As for their affair, what can I say? I'd do them both. He's got that pudgy-with-glasses look that I find irresistable, and she's got a straight-laced thing going on.