Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
Can someone explain to me how this guy does this and lives?
Guillaume Néry has learned his leet skillz at our secret Mediterranean underwater base off the coast of Nice, which was build in the 1960's by Jacques Cousteau. Here octosquids and French special ops have been exchanging techniques and genes, to breed an elite army to take over the world in 2012.


Meanwhile at the Atlantic coast, in our base near Nantes, we are developing high-tech equipment to further harness the power of the squid: