How EB destroys love-lifes:


"Crap! Where did those Galatians come from?! Where are my Hetairoi?! I need to pin them down and then crash into -"

'Honey, did you take the trash out yet?'

'Whuh? Yeah, yeah' "their backs while they are fighting the Phalangitai. Now, if I can kill the enemy general, wherever he is, then I may - "

'You didn't forget about our anniversary, did you?'

'Hmm? No, no...'

"-win this battle. WHAT?! How did that unit rout?!"

Situations like these end up in me getting murderous tendencies against anyone who looks like a Galatian. They can expect their internal organs to be distressingly external.