Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Right on. Visit the Canadian Prairie Provinces, and then you shall know the meaning of cold.
Or if you want to know the meaning of perpetual cold, visit the North of England.

Unfortunately, thanks to global warming, it now has 10 days of fairly liveable weather per year.

Back in my day, it would go above -30 fahrenheit once a year, _if_ we were lucky! And even then you're not taking into account windchill!

That's much funnier if said in a gruff Yorkshire accent