Why Are the Octosquids Cutting Our Cables?

[Leet Eriksson]

I got an anonymous IM from someone who works for Haliburton in the mideast. He says there is 3 teams of techs that are installing taps on the mideast internet backbones. They have to break the wire to install the tap. Normally they synchronize their work so there's no more than one break every couple of days. What happened was they messed up the dates. Someone wrote down the wrong dates, and they all broke cables for taps right around the same time because they were rushing to get a day off to watch the superbowl.

-johnny

Jokes aside check this:

http://www.dissidentvoice.org/2008/0...le-the-dollar/

[Peasant Phill]

It's a global attack.

Yesterday there was an underground telephone line damaged in 'kleine brogel', a military base in Belgium where there are supposedly nuclear missiles stashed.

I'm not insinuating that octosquid commando's have learned to digg, only that there might be a possibility that they have inlisted the help of the dreaded naked mole rats.

[TB666]

Well cutting off communications is the first step before an invasion.
So they obvious intend to strike now.
But luckily they are showing a flaw so early.
They are cutting the communication in the Middle-east.
While they invade that place, the rest of the world will have time to raise their armies and fight them off.

[Vladimir]

Well cutting off communications is the first step before an invasion.
So they obvious intend to strike now.
But luckily they are showing a flaw so early.
They are cutting the communication in the Middle-east.
While they invade that place, the rest of the world will have time to raise their armies and fight them off.

Uh-huh. Right after they seize the world's oil supply, brilliant. But I'm sure there's NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!

[Rodion Romanovich]

Octosquids don't need the above-earth oil supplies, they have access to huge underwater facilities already. When they invade, I advice you all to lower your weapons and surrender immediately, to avoid unnecessary casualties. This enemy is beyond your capacity, and they are not your true enemy, but will treat you fairly after the occuption. The true enemies are the zoombie hordes, and the octosquids are here to protect you from them. So give up the fight and hand over control to the octosquids peacefully!

[Caius]

Well, I present you the new way of banning YouTube!

[Mikeus Caesar]

Octosquids don't need the above-earth oil supplies, they have access to huge underwater facilities already. When they invade, I advice you all to lower your weapons and surrender immediately, to avoid unnecessary casualties. This enemy is beyond your capacity, and they are not your true enemy, but will treat you fairly after the occuption. The true enemies are the zoombie hordes, and the octosquids are here to protect you from them. So give up the fight and hand over control to the octosquids peacefully!

You're one of them!

Lynch mob, anyone?

[Rodion Romanovich]

You're one of them!

Lynch mob, anyone?

No, silly man, I am just working hard to preserve us from the zoombies.