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Ok, redoing turn 11. Looking for a massive KO.
Planning to finish the Venetian scum.
Jerusalem falls once again, for the first time. Much better outcome.
Guess who attacked a crusading army? I'm telling the Pope on your excommunicated expletive deleted.
Redo with fewer losses. No auto calc.
Smashy.
.....
Another one dies.
Not a bad finish.
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Zipping on down.
Let's try a different route.
Mmmm... killing while outnumbered is fun.
Run away!
Slay them all, men.
And so on.
Death-filled carnage.
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Surprise! Another general. You're not surprised, are you?
And another one.
Sure, why not.
See how they excommunicated themselves... ambushing a crusader stack.
Just plain foolish.
They rout, of course.
Another death.
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They throw their lives away like lemmings.
You no attack Holy armies.
Snatch!
Did you feel something? Nah, it was probably just the wind generated by the swinging of my sword.
Yep, another one. Oh, there will be more.
Quiet Riot.
Simple.
You're gonna die, clown!
The smell of burning flesh... mmm toasty.
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And so... the real fun begins again.
A better outcome this time.
And you can die.
Today's broadcast was brought to you by the letter V and the number You're Gonna Die Clown.
Check.
Capture.
Seige.
Victory.
Check.
Double Check.
Edit: Captions done.
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