clearly the answer is we should ban all abortion, but make women who would want an abortion take up smoking (or some other drug if they already smoke). that way, the abortion-hopefuls get a chance at their wish without offending the anti-abortionists (or, consequently, the law).
see, smokers aren't "murdering baby humans" they're just rolling the dice.. if the baby comes to term, well, them's the breaks. better luck next time. we could take bets on the outcome. open the books on this bad boy, the revenues will pay for the medical bills!
i think i'll call this cute little guy "johan"
come on, johan, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!!
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