Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 announced

[Martok]

Who? Never heard of her?

She is the stereotypical blonde bombshell, with as much acting ability as well....me (which is not a good thing).

well just as long as you avoid the Allied Campain you might just get away with it..., or just play online.

[Martok glowers witheringly at Abokasee.]

Okay, yeah I know you were being more-or-less facetious. Still, to give a semi-serious answer, that would be like telling me I don't have to play as the Muslim factions in MTW. Sure, I don't have to, but I still *want* to.

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*Edit*
Googled, and I can say this:
"Oh that *****"
(***** is allowed?, is it not?)

Not really, no. Best you edit that.