I was going to make a joke here, involving a long diatribe about the "Great Satan" and the Jews "controlling the world" through the arm of the United States government, the media, and Hollywood, and passing references to some other vile things that should not be repeated.

The punchline was supposed to be that I was told all this by a bearded man driving a "ticking car" who seemed to be in a "real hurry" to get somewhere.




For some reason, I thought it might offend someone. I think I'm getting soft in my old age.