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    TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars.

    The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon's Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.

    A Rite Aid at Front Street and Snyder Avenue was burglarized in a similar fashion the previous day. On Feb. 8, Taleon Goffney is alleged to have committed similar burglaries at Wawas in Nether Providence and Wallingford, Delaware County, according to police.

    Chief Richard Slifer of Nether Providence said cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken.

    The twins are the focus of a tristate Rooftop Burglary Task force, led by New Jersey investigators, the state where many of the 40-some rooftop burglaries have been committed over the last 18 months.

    The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos - some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture.

    In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.

    The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.

    "Marc and the Twins" seems to be the most popular of the online porn films that star Taleon and Keyontyli. Their co-star in the film, Marc Williams, is a fairly big name in gay porn, according to Erik Schut, editorial director of Philadelphia-based TLA Entertainment Group.

    The company's Web site, TLAVideo.com, is the nation's largest retailer of gay porn DVDs. To Schut's knowledge, the twins have not appeared in any porn films available on DVD, but he said if they had chosen to further their career in porn, "They could have been huge."

    "Two incredibly beautiful black men and twins - it's unprecedented," Schut said. "Ethnic, gay models are rare."

    In fact, Keyontyli, a graduate of the Barbizon School of Modeling, seems to have had legitimate gigs as a model, according to his portfolios on Jurgita.com and NYCastings.com. He has served as a runway model for clothing companies BOIISH and Azzure, and this month, he has a seven-page spread in CLIK, a magazine for black gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.

    He lists several television appearances in his portfolio, including gigs as a "seat filler" on VH1's "Save the Music," and a "Super Bowl shuffler" in a "Saturday Night Live" skit.

    Taleon also has a lengthy portfolio - but his is kept by the police.

    "Taleon is a bad, bad dude," one police source said.

    Chief Dave Kunkel of Clementon, N.J., had no trouble recalling his department's run-in with Taleon in 2006.

    Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building's walls and turning back flips.

    "The officers said, 'We're glad we're not going after him,' " Kunkel recalled. "Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales."

    Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

    After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

    "He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

    Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon.
    A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.

    Kunkel was unaware what sentence Taleon received in the case, but he noted that at the time of Taleon's arrest he also was facing charges in other New Jersey counties and in Delaware.

    The Camden County Prosecutor's Office said it was prohibited from releasing information regarding Taleon's record or his criminal history.

    Several lead investigators with the Rooftop Burglary Task Force in Pennsylvania and New Jersey declined to comment yesterday on the case, fearing that it would jeopardize their ongoing investigations.

    According to a police source and online court records, the Goffney brothers are scheduled for a preliminary hearing in Philadelphia tomorrow on charges of burglary, trespassing, theft and related crimes.

    According to the source, both men remain in prison. Online court records, however, indicate that Keyontyli may be free on $75,000 bail while his brother remains in prison on $150,000 bail. *


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    cutting holes to gain entry.
    Standard procedure.

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    Bad exit-strategy there

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    They deserve a long, hard punishment.
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    not to mention a good stiff talking to.....
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    holy crap! taleon is a gay black ninja!

    someone write the screenplay already.
    Last edited by Big_John; 02-27-2008 at 22:34.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Did anyone else laugh at the bolded parts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by holybandit
    Did anyone else laugh at the bolded parts?
    whenever i stumble upon gay porn, i try never to look at the bolded parts.


    wait, what?
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holybandit
    Did anyone else laugh at the bolded parts?
    Yep - I am still trying to picture this guy - being handcuffed - "swimming like flipper" and, while doing so, also being able to "taunt" the police...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Yep - I am still trying to picture this guy "swimming like flipper" while being handcuffed and, while doing so, also being able to "taunt" the police...

    Tell me something, in your imagination is it nighttime? Just wondering, for some reason it is in mine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    i love the idea that angsty-teens can get so spazzed out by computer games that they try to rage-rape themselves with a remote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Yep - I am still trying to picture this guy - being handcuffed - "swimming like flipper" and, while doing so, also being able to "taunt" the police...
    I'm picturing the police chasing after a handcuffed swimmer and injuring themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by holybandit
    Tell me something, in your imagination is it nighttime? Just wondering, for some reason it is in mine.
    I was more thinking of a cloudy afternoon with drizzle...

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    Ah, the "City of Brotherly Love" indeed.
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    Wait - you actually went out and looked for a picture?



    Safesearch on or off?
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    I suppose being popular in prison won't be so bad for them.

    I'm still amazed that after going headfirst onto the pavement and still handcuffed he out swam two cops. That they didn't shoot him, nor with all the dough nuts they didn't out float him either.
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    It really brightened up my day when i entered the backroom to find a thread of this caliber sitting there. I just knew it would be a goldmine of bad puns and corny jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    I was more thinking of a cloudy afternoon with drizzle...
    At least it wasn't a drip...

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    The roof?

    Why didn't they just use the back door?
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore
    The roof?

    Why didn't they just use the back door?
    Brilliant Hore Tore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    Brilliant Hore Tore!

    I just got it.


    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    i love the idea that angsty-teens can get so spazzed out by computer games that they try to rage-rape themselves with a remote.

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