I think it should be Pez's job to handle all LS threads. Pez, you could even keep a standardized answer and post it whenever the new LS thread starts.
This would save the EB team TONS of time - which they can spend making EB 1.1.
Something EVERYONE will be happy with!
As a reward, whomever hands out green balloons should do so ... here Pez. Here is one from me...
*sees downcast Pez* It's ok, Pez, c'mon, let's go to the tavern. I'll get you a drink. . . .