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    Default Kung Fu Mafia II [Concluded]

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    Tevash
    Aries



    After the destruction of their last temple by the impostors, the few surviving monks fled to a new, more secure monastery, it's temples and passageways carved from the solid rock--



    The practice at the old temple had been to accept new monks who showed their determination by staying outside the gates without food, water, or encouragement for three days. This test was now deemed insufficient, for it had not deterred the impostors who were drawn to the riches contained within the temple.

    To protect against future attacks the council of monks banned money, jewelry, gold and any other precious items from the monastery. For the first time women were allowed within the monastery, allowing it to become self sufficient (marriage was strictly regulated by the council). No new applicants would be accepted.

    With these rules in place and securely situated in their island fortress, the council rested peacefully at night. Seasons came and went on the island, the monks grew crops and brewed their rice wine. Checkers became very popular. The council was unconcerned that Dragon style was the only kung fu style still know an practiced. After all, they were completely safe from attack...



    One dark night, when they were all in bed...this was the name of the pirate ship that crept ever closer to the island monastery on a night that was rather moonlit actually, while at least 90% (give or take 5%) of the inhabitants lay in bed...and at least 75% of those were sleeping. It would have been more but fleas had become "something of a problem" as the head of the council had so aptly put it.

    The ship gently ran up on the soft sand beach and the pirates poured over the side with a drunken roar, ready to grab all the incan gold from the sun worshiping heathens (the captain had a bad habit of letting his parrot plot their course (lil morgan never was good with geometry)). There was fighting all up and down the dimly lit passageways. Dead bodies were everywhere. Smoke filled the corridors. As dawn broke, a great ball of fire shot out of the sun and smashed right into the pirate ship (the sun god wasn't about to let lil morgan jip him out of good old fashioned setting-fire-to-people-from-on-high fun).

    The fighting was shocked into silence. The silence spread thoughout the island until the head councilor made an announcement over the intercom (the ancient chinese bamboo intercom (look it up on wikipedia)).

    "My children" he began

    (being in complete charge of the monastery's marriage laws has it's job perks)

    "My children, the sun god has spoken, and he has smited the pirates. Each day we will vote on which one of us the sun god shall smite next, and we shall continue this until all the pirates are dead"

    (privately many (including the sun god) thought they should just say "smite all the pirates" and have done with it. But this is not the time to explore the shortcomings of theocratic oligarchy as a system of government).

    "The smiting shall take place at sunset, and the voting shall begin at sunrise" he proclaimed, "and whosoever receives the most votes shall by smited".

    And so it was.
    Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; 09-28-2008 at 00:09.

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    Rules placeholder.

    24 hour day, 24 hour night. Whoever has the most votes 24:00:00 hours after my post starting the day will be lynched. In case of a tie, next vote lynches.

    Game starts at night.

    No role pm quoting or verifying by methods like "what's the 18th letter". You can describe your role but without things that would confirm it's genuine. More fun for everybody. Dead can talk in thread, but can't pm.

    No screenshots, no chatlogs, no alternate accounts.

    You may vote no:lynch if you wish.

    Please bold your votes. If you don't make it clear who you are voting for I might just assume you are voting for yourself.

    Each player will have a kung fu fighting ability score. During the day players may be challenged to a duel. Whoever has the higher score wins. A winning player gets +1 to their fighting ability and can perform an action at night. Losers or tie-ers can't perform an action at night. It is not possible to train your ability unfortunately. The first three challenges made will be fought, challenges can't be withdrawn, no one can fight more than one fight. Number of possible challenges will decrease as player numbers decrease.

    This is a mafia game and it has roles.

    Rules subject to amendment in case I forgot things

    Signed up (18):
    makaikhaan
    GeneralHankerchief
    Crazed Rabbit
    pevergreen
    Sigurd
    Beefy
    FactionHeir
    Shlin
    Chaotix
    Lord Winter
    Seamus Fermanagh
    El Diablo
    Sarathos
    Pannonian
    Omanes
    CountArach
    Rythmic
    Tevash
    Aries
    Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; 09-27-2008 at 18:53.

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    Spirit King Senior Member seireikhaan's Avatar
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    ZOMG!

    I've been waiting a long time for this one.





    EDIT: so, is there going to be a dueling system again?

    EDIT2: Nevermind, I'll wait for the rules to be posted.
    Last edited by seireikhaan; 09-23-2008 at 05:09.
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    Didn't think you were going to go through with this, Sasaki. Glad I'm wrong.

    In!
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    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
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    In.

    CR
    Ja Mata, Tosa.

    The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief View Post
    Didn't think you were going to go through with this, Sasaki. Glad I'm wrong.

    In!
    Pirate ship mafia...now why does that sound familiar...

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    whoops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    Pirate ship mafia...now why does that sound familiar...

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    whoops!
    It'll be different.

    (I hope)
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    In.
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    The org will be org until everyone calls it a day.

    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
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    In ...
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    I believe I was wogged last time (it was my first mafia game ever). Sorry

    Am I allowed to join this?


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    Want gunpowder, mongols, and timurids to appear when YOU do?
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    IN!


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    In.
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    In.
    When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
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    In. Sounds good.
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    Yes, add me!
    Total Mafia Games played ~ 30
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    Addez moi.

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    I'll try and participate - I can't promise a lot of activity though.
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    I iz in.
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    Count me in.
    #Hillary4prism

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    Count me in if this will start on October 3rd or later. If it starts before then, I cannot join.


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    vote: TinCow


    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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    I'll join too I guess
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    i cant say no to a mafia game, ill join too

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    Game has started. Pm's sent. It is now nighttime...day begins in 24 hours...err make that 22 hours, I'll be watching the bengals game.

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    Just a request Sasaki - could you put a list of everyone who is in the game in the first post as well? Its easier to find there.
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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    Have we started? Should we be voting?

    Ahoy me monkies...I mean...May the light of *insertpatrongodhere* be with you.
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    *Hiccup*

    Did I miss the fight?

    *someone answers "yes"*

    Grrrr... the pirates shall be subjected to my super awsome *flails around wildly* kung fu skillz!

    *Hits himself in the stomach*

    Ouuuuuuuch...I really need a rest...

    *Walks away back to his quarters"


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    Any guesses GH will challenge me again?
    Want gunpowder, mongols, and timurids to appear when YOU do?
    Playing on a different timescale and never get to see the new world or just wanting to change your timescale?
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    Annoyed at laggy battles? Check this thread out for your performance needs
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    Want to play M2TW as a Vanilla experience minus many annoying bugs? Get VanillaMod Visit the forum Readme
    Need improved and faster 2H animations? Download this! (included in VanillaMod 0.93)

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    pevergreen is found laying in a pool of his own blood...both arms have been chopped off and his skull split wide open.

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