Dark Descent - Small Mafia Game [Concluded]

[Quintus.JC]

Okay, you just saved White Eyes

In any case, even if your a replacement, expect to be involved

[ULC]

Appears to have been a hold up, please give me sometime to recover most of my lost data and RE-pm it.

Game should start before 8:00 PM EST.

[johnhughthom]

Game should start before 8:00 PM EST.

[ULC]

Please be patient - I am having issues with my connection and/or my ISP and I am on borrowed internet. This will hopefully be resolved soon, within the next 24 hours.

Please be patient.

[johnhughthom]

I was only kidding mate, better to wait until you can be confident of hosting the game well.

[ULC]

Okay, good news! Internet is back up, all PM's have been sent, and DAY ONE officials starts!

GLHF!

[Tratorix]

Vote: Iskander 3.1

Hi!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Vote: no lynch

Tratorix I could easily vote for you, I mean your track record in all of the games I have been has put you almost always as mafia..... but I am not going to let that influence my judgement, because unlike that GOD DAMN ECD I HAVE STANDARDS! I DON'T PUNISH PEOPLE FOR ONE LITTLE MISTAKE!!!!!! I could be anywhere, but NOOOOO! instead I end up on this lump of rock in the middle of nowhere!

uhhh sorry about that, got side tracked. as I was saying, I dont see a reason to lynch someone when we have no real proof. we should bide our time and see if we cant catch the saboteurs in the act.
unless of course that reveals that Iskander IS the Saboteur, in which case I apologize.

[johnhughthom]

Right all you maggots, we need to get order and discipline back on this rock and voting for people with no good reason will not help that!
Why have you voted for Iskander 3.1, Tratorix?

[Tratorix]

Right all you maggots, we need to get order and discipline back on this rock and voting for people with no good reason will not help that!
Why have you voted for Iskander 3.1, Tratorix?

I was just trying to be friendly... Why are you yelling at me?

[johnhughthom]

There is no place for friendliness in this situation, we need strict discipline and no nonsense. Now, why did you vote for Iskander?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Allow me to return the favor.

Vote: Tratorix

I'm just trying to be "friendly" too. Come here, you big strong manly man. Why don't you and I go someplace nice and "talk" for a little while... shoot the breeze, you know. Who knows what else... I've just been so lonesome lately. I need a big cuddle bunny like you. Don't you worry... I'll call you Tratorix, not Traitorix. Or whatever you want me to call you, sugar.

Purrrrrr......

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

not to interject, but does anyone know when I am going to get paid? I slipped earlier today and have a nasty gash on my leg, and I want compensation. I mean yeah, it happens all the time, but these are stressful circumstances I live under.....

(ATPG is role playing, lynch him now!!! , it is also very creepy by the way.... :p)

[Tratorix]

Allow me to return the favor.

Vote: Tratorix

I'm just trying to be "friendly" too. Come here, you big strong manly man. Why don't you and I go someplace nice and "talk" for a little while... shoot the breeze, you know. Who knows what else... I've just been so lonesome lately. I need a big cuddle bunny like you. Don't you worry... I'll call you Tratorix, not Traitorix. Or whatever you want me to call you, sugar.

Purrrrrr......

Well, I'm flattered, but... I mean get away from me you freak! That's sick! As for my vote for Iskander, I was just trying to get the ball rolling on this voting thing. *shrug* I can always change it later, I didn't etch it in stone. Though I could have if I wanted to. You know, cause I'm a miner.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

(miner, minor....) puns are fun, even if the aren't on purpose. I am going to stop now, cause I really don't want to go there......

[Askthepizzaguy]

(ATPG is role playing, lynch him now!!! , it is also very creepy by the way.... :p)

Aww sweetie... come here and let me run my fingernails down your manly chest. I promise you it won't be creepy at all.

You know, cause I'm a miner.

Oooh I like em burly and dirty. Would you like to show me how you swing your pickaxe?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yeah thats going to happen, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and I DEFINITELY don't need that.

[johnhughthom]

What is this disgusting game you are playing, you foul pervert!!???
We are here to find out who is sabotaging our facility, not to let you get your rocks off on our rock!

[Askthepizzaguy]

yeah thats going to happen, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and I DEFINITELY don't need that.

What kind of woman do you think I am? *slaps CDF in the face*

I'm starting to seriously reconsider rocking your world tonight.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

(OK so ATPG is some kind of cougar, and I am going to assume he is role playing a women, cause if he isn't that just made this entire conversation even creepier.... if thats possible)

[ULC]

Okay, just so it makes sense at an IC level, ATPG is indeed a woman.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

thank god! that is a relief.....

[Askthepizzaguy]

Of course I'm a woman! I would have thought these heaving beauties I'm carrying around with me would be a couple of huge clues.

You guys are mean.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes yes we are. Now stop hitting on anything that moves and start contributing to the group by helping us find these saboteurs.

[Khazaar]

We all want to stay alive and fill our quota so we can leave this Rock, da? No need for odd behaviour, we´re all in this together comrades! Familiyproverb says Mine strenghten body but crush mind. We must not fall for panic...

Vote: Nolynch

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pretty hard () to find those saboteurs when you're voting No Lynch.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

well what point is there to lynching someone on the first day? we wont learn anything from it, and we might lynch someone important. I am all for discussion, just not lynching

[Askthepizzaguy]

Whooo! Your mafia scum reeks to the high heavens.

Need I remind you how often mafia have been lynched lately on the first round? You're basically giving them a free pass to kill whoever they want, and then it is our turn again. What will we have learned?

unvote, vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan

[A Very Super Market]

Jeez, this is my first time here and things are already falling apaht. Gah, why didn't I just open up a shop like dad did? Stupid, stupid, stupid!

[Iskander 3.1]

Honey, I know this machine inside and out. If you're man enough to vote for me, you better be man enough to explain yourself.