Don't give out any RL data, give them the stuff on GH the player.

NATIONALITY: .orgah

STARTED PLAYING MAFIA (YEAR): [insert year]

HAVE PLAYED MAFIA ON THE FOLLOWING SITES: the .org. ??????

BIO: Narrator of the Pirate Mafia series, 100% failure/success rate when attempting to lead a town (depends how you see it), host of the Rock/Paper/Scissors championships, erm… what else can one say?

Edit: if you give us your life story (as a player/GM I mean) I can pirate-talkify it for you.