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    Default The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]

    Thus far most of the screenshots on this forum seem to be used as arguements for why CA is stupid. The torch thing, the AI running around like a headless chicken during sieges...
    So, I figure its time we had a thread full of entertaining screenshots :P



    This is one of my favorites from my own screenshots folder. Imageshack apparently hates .png's now, so its in 'reduced quality format'. Looks much better when all the little spears are picked out in their high-def glory.


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    I wish you could save replays of campaign battles, 'cause the route of the Poles in this one was freakin' great.
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    Hahaha, that's hilarious ! With the few horses and tons of spearmen, it really looks like a foxhunt, or some cruel Bond-villain sport . Love it.
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    Default Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]

    I don't have them saved on this machine, but someone else posted a few good ones. There was one in particular taken during a charge, where it was up close and a knight had skewered the rider in front of him square in the chest with his lance.

    @ Sheogorath

    This begs some good (light-hearted and friendly) polish jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker
    I don't have them saved on this machine, but someone else posted a few good ones. There was one in particular taken during a charge, where it was up close and a knight had skewered the rider in front of him square in the chest with his lance.

    @ Sheogorath

    This begs some good (light-hearted and friendly) polish jokes.
    I only know Swedish jokes.
    "A hundred Swedes ran through the reeds, followed by a single Norwegian."
    And the like :P

    Any /b/tards on here? I could find my '/b/lackup is here' picture. Its an in-joke, but funny as...something very funny to anybody from 4chan /b/.
    Last edited by Sheogorath; 11-23-2006 at 04:34.
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    /b/ tard here, but I don't have the pic . I know what you're referrring to, though.

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    Here it is

    Odd, the attachment dealy doesnt work.
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    aquitaine
    how did you get your controls to look like that? mod? setting? copy paste?
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    Its minimal UI, a setting in game options.
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    Yep, nothing special here, I've always preferred the minimal UI for TW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquitaine
    Yep, nothing special here, I've always preferred the minimal UI for TW.
    this has been around in other TW games? how did i miss this? i really have to start reading those manuals.

    thanks.
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    Stacking the deck. Or how it costs 100000 florins to get your own Pope.


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    eh not sure you got the point there, Wartz- this thread is for Funny pics, not battle reports?
    Considering you had staked longbowmen, the high ground and lots of cavalry its not much of a surprise that you won.....
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    Look more closely to his endbattle scroll : his units have lots of "healed casualties", but no casualties at all
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    Ooops, my bad, I thought the second column read as "men at the beginning of the battle (men dead during the battle)", sorry. Then agreed : not funny.
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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Teleklos Archelaou
    I call this one "Wrong Place, Wrong Time":



    He's part of a big army attacking my city, but he was a unit of one. He took a wrong turn somewhere though, unfortunately for him. Other captions may be submitted.

    edit: from the other direction:



    He charged in bravely right toward the strongest unit I had - even though he was "shaken". He hit the spears and it knocked him off his feet, but he courageously got back up,

    and tried to draw his tiny spear back to strike, and at that moment about three spears jabbed him and he dropped to the ground.


    Poor guy. He wasn't a dying gaul (this is Pergamon), but close I guess. He was a dying Pontic Doryphoros. I'll call him Ted.


    Sheogorath and Aquitaine: your screenshots reminded me of this from the EB board.Ted has come back from the grave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker
    I don't have them saved on this machine, but someone else posted a few good ones. There was one in particular taken during a charge, where it was up close and a knight had skewered the rider in front of him square in the chest with his lance.




    I think this is about that time when this man wishes he could trade his Kingdom for a horse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muad'Dib
    I think this is about that time when this man wishes he could trade his Kingdom for a horse.
    THERE we go!! HAHAHAH!!!! The imagined look on that 1st knights face is just priceless!

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    Bowling for Norsemen


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    could someone explain how to take screeenshots easily? i can press print screen and then copy and paste it into ms paint to get the image.
    my issue is that i have to exit out of the game to do this as i find hitting the windows key or ctrl alt del does not effectively bring you back to windows with total war games. any tips please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KARTLOS
    could someone explain how to take screeenshots easily? i can press print screen and then copy and paste it into ms paint to get the image.
    my issue is that i have to exit out of the game to do this as i find hitting the windows key or ctrl alt del does not effectively bring you back to windows with total war games. any tips please?
    I don't take screenshots but for the other part, how to go to windows, Alt+Tab is working for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quillan
    Bowling for Norsemen STRIKE!
    You appear to have made nordic soup...

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    Horse Racing: Medieval Style

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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
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    This battle may have dragged on longer than I thought.......

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    Happy Christmas .ORG!


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    NICE ONE JFC.... There go my presents....damn.....
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    This battle may have dragged on longer than I thought.......
    ROFL!

    Looks like that passive AI bug really does drag things out. ;)
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    "Perhaps we should've waited until we ran out of cannonballs"

    "nah"

    "Have a nice trip Jimmy"

    BOOM!
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