New forum game "Mafia" [Concluded]

[scotchedpommes]

Kagemusha and Alexanderofmacedon.
[Now to enjoy my sandwiches in peace.]

[littlelostboy]

If this means I can vote, I will vote. Only thing is that I never saw my killer before I died. Oh well.

Points finger to Alexanderofmacedon and Kagemusha. Something tells me it should be Alexanderofmacedon. Shoulda stick to my choice.

[Zalmoxis]

It was Divine Wind and Alexanderofmacedon.

I remember when the other alex said it was this alex, so it has to be.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Kagemusha and Shadows sounds pretty good to me. I'm not really putting a lot of thought into this, but whatever it doesn't really matter as one of the cowardly mafiosi wasn't brave enough to shoot me in the face.

[Avicenna]

Kagemusha and Shadows.

Come on people. It is these two!

Me and Uesugi Kenshin were killed after naming Kage instead of Ice. Kage and Shadows voted to kill AoM and Divine Wind. It is most definately these two!

Oh, and could Kage be executed by Monty Python rabbit?

Crazed Rabbit

Cut to a wide-angle shot of hedgerows, fields and trees.

In this execution, we hope to show you how not to be seen.

[Peasant Phill]

Shadows and AlexanderOfMacedon

For wheat and frozen peas

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Looks like I'm going down, but it wasn't me!

EDIT: If I can vote, my vote goes to Kagemusha and Shadows.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Absolutely amazing. With about an hour or two of voting left, Alexanderofmacedon, Shadows, and Kagemusha each have the same amount of votes.

Just an FYI note. In my voting tally, I'm including the votes from the dead along with those from the living. Therefore, if you're alive you can't vote again.

And finally, if you have haven't voted yet (or if you voted for yourself *coughMithrandircough*), please do so. I'm out of ideas.

[Divine Wind]

Absolutely amazing. With about an hour or two of voting left, Alexanderofmacedon, Shadows, and Kagemusha each have the same amount of votes

No worries, just execute them all and leave me as Divine Emperor.

[Craterus]

No worries, just execute them all and leave me as Divine Emperor.

That means you and Beirut will have to repopulate the kingdom..

[Silver Rusher]

I think if we do another one of these, the mafiosi should get to decide how they kill their prey. That way it will be more fun identifying the killer.

[Cowhead418]

I know my vote doesn't count but I think Divine Wind and Kage are the killers.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

That means you and Beirut will have to repopulate the kingdom..

[Lehesu]

Ha ha! It is I, Lehesu, Lord of Soy even in death, that will cast the final stone! Those that crossed me shall feel my wrath! Shadows and Alexanderofmacedon shall die! May you rue your votes as you meet your demise!

[GeneralHankerchief]

As Lehesu droned on about soy and revenge, Chief of Police Beirut proceeded to wake up Madame Olympia, thanked her, and ordered her to get rid of those ghosts. They all disappeared, cutting off the Lord of Soy in mid-sentence. Madame Olympia then left the station. She witnessed nothing.

Beirut now turned to the four people tied up. He released Divine Wind and Kagemusha, fed them each a couple of donuts, and asked them to stay for the executions. Both agreed. He then faced the condemmed.

"Gentlemen," he began, "Before you die I think you are entitled to a last meal. I have it prepared for you in the next room. Hurry on over now." Alexanderofmacedon and Shadows looked at each other nervously and followed Beirut. But as they looked at the table in the next room, they gasped.

A meal beyond their wildest dreams had been prepared. Everything from sandwiches and carrots, to more "exotic" foods such as Ramen, caviar, and boiled rabbit, to homegrown crops like soy and wheat was waiting. The two hungrily dug in as Beirut watched.

Seconds later, they were slumped in their chairs. Beirut had poisoned it all. He returned and addressed Kagemusha and Divine Wind.

"Well you two, it's been a long couple of weeks. You can go home now. Hopefully it's all over. I hope."

Here is the voting total for Session 7:

Alexanderofmacedon: 10
Shadows: 10
Kagemusha: 9
Divine Wind: 3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Still alive:
Kagemusha
Divine Wind

Committed seppuku:
Mithrandir

Killed:
UltraWar
Wonderland
Dutch_guy
diablodelmar
Hiji
SSNeoperestroika
Craterus
Tiberius
Bar Kochba
Zalmoxis
littlelostboy
discovery1
Crazed Rabbit
Uesugi Kenshin

Executed:
Alexander the Pretty Good
Lemur
Peasant Phil
Lehesu
Big King Sanctaphrax
Ice
Alexanderofmacedon
Shadows

[Cowhead418]

So what happens now?

[Csargo]

Hopefully a fight to the death.

[Kagemusha]

So Divine Wind.Do you have any final words to say?

[Csargo]

Hopefully a fight to the death.

With maybe a cheese sandwich thrown into the mix.

[Lehesu]

Gods that felt good.

[scotchedpommes]

Kagemusha is a killer, it was obvious for some time, yes.
[All the sandwiches, wasted!]

[Divine Wind]

So Divine Wind.Do you have any final words to say?

MUHAHA, SILLY FOOLS!!!




Well, im not going to say anything yet. Lets see how GeneralHankerChief wants to finish this. Do you want us too own up or will you release the facts?



Anyway...


IM FREE! YIPEE!

I'll leave you lot in suspense for a while

[GeneralHankerchief]

I shall release the facts a few hours from now. As of now I have work in 30 minutes and it will be impossible for me to post everything.

Until then, to everybody... Shhhhhhhhhhh!

[Csargo]

I see through your tricks it was Beirut the whole time wasn't it.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet.

The final two villagers left, Divine Wind and Kagemusha, met in the town's center square. The meeting was just unplanned, it just kind of happened. But they waved to each other and started talking.

"So. That was some vote last night, huh?" Divine Wind took a brave stab at starting a conversation. Kage took it in stride, however.

"Easy for you to say, Mister I-only-got-three-votes."

DW laughed at this. "We need to bring in some women from the Babe Thread to repopulate this place." Kage just chuckled and DW went on. "Hey... I know we both voted for each other, but I'm sorry about that. What's important now is that the mafiosi were executed. It's just us now."

Kage nodded. "And I'm sorry I voted for you too. I just felt like I needed to protect myself.

"I really thought you were a mafioso but you changed my mind. Come on, let's go get some beers."

"Yeah, but we'll have to pour 'em ourselves." They both laughed and headed out of the town square.

After a few seconds, however, Divine Wind stopped walking. There was no real explanation for this, aside from the fact that Kagemusha had taken out a giant katana and was looking threateningly at him.

DW turned around. "Wha- wha-?"

"You were right the first time." In one big slice, Kagemusha, a mafioso, then proceeded to separate DW's head from his body. Dumbfounded, he never had a chance. Kage then wiped off his katana and continued talking as he walked away.

"You almost had me. All four of you innocents pegged me and Shadows -correctly, too- as mafiosi. But it still wasn't enough. The dead were stupid enough not to take your advice and take down Alexanderofmacedon instead. I admit it got a little hairy for a minute there, but this was still the easiest assignment I've ever had. See you losers in the next life."

Some time later, Chief of Police Beirut came upon the body of Divine Wind. Seeing a souped-up steamroller driving off in the distance, he realized that the Kingdom of Peace and Love was no more.

Here is the final status list:

Still alive:
Kagemusha

Committed seppuku:
Mithrandir

Killed:
UltraWar
Wonderland
Dutch_guy
diablodelmar
Hiji
SSNeoperestroika
Craterus
Tiberius
Bar Kochba
Zalmoxis
littlelostboy
discovery1
Crazed Rabbit
Uesugi Kenshin
Divine Wind

Executed:
Alexander the Pretty Good
Lemur
Peasant Phil
Lehesu
Big King Sanctaphrax
Ice
Alexanderofmacedon
Shadows

Result: MAFIA VICTORY

[Silver Rusher]

I see through your tricks it was Beirut the whole time wasn't it.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Silver Rusher]

Yes it's over! Wait a minute... there were only two mafiosi the whole time? Weren't there supposed to be four?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes it's over! Wait a minute... there were only two mafiosi the whole time? Weren't there supposed to be four?

I originally thought there would be four but when I saw the number of people playing I realized that it would be much fairer if there were two.

[Silver Rusher]

Great, well I have to congratulate you on a superb role-playing thread and what looks to have been a brilliant game. The write-ups were very good, well done GeneralHankerchief!

Yeah, so, another mafia game? That would be great, considering all the people who were left out.

[Csargo]

Yes that would be great