Mafia V: The Family Strikes Back [Concluded]

[Csargo]

A 'joke' written over the internet tends to miss the target, especially if it isn't funny. And no, you don't need to spell it out to us, just be sure to make the sarcasm clear in a post - especially in games where the writing style of a post can get you lynched or murdered.

And I take it the 'joke' from a couple of games ago refers to one in GF2 ?

Actually it's from Cosa Nuova I believe. I know it was before GF2.

[AggonyDuck]

Why would a mafioso risk a WoG by not voting when he can easily lurk and just abstain/or only post a vote?

[Kagemusha]

It could be a viable tactic.After all each post you make creates attention. When you consider who to vote, do you go through the player list or remember what happened in the thread?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Why would a mafioso risk a WoG by not voting when he can easily lurk and just abstain/or only post a vote?

Might not be a risk at all. Could've PM'd the gamemaster in advance noting that they would be doing that as a strategy. If punctual with other stuff, it'd be pretty hard to WoG them on non=participation.

Course it could look funny if every other non-voter got splattered. Perhaps that's why we have so many limited activity voters still breathing?

[discovery1]

You've been making mostly joke posts. What for?

What to kill me for having fun again huh? This SK he's always out to spoil fun yes sir y bob. On a related note, the snow here in urbana probaly won't last and my hands are still thawing out.


Well, this latest one is the flat out truth. In fact, I have always been a detective, even when I was mafia.

The others where humorous ways of abstaining.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Kills will be up a bit late again today. I'm fairly busy with Will of the Senate - apologies.

[Death Match]

Okay... Nobody believed when I said Husar was innocent. What is the point of a detective if noone believes him??

Since that I have already posted that I was the detective, I am NOT breaking the rule by doing this. I think. If I am, please delete.

PM from GH:

Sweep, sweep.

Loud crunching noise could be heard as theRTWGuru sweeped his rather big garden. Suddenly he came across a loose paper on the ground.

"Come outside"

Startled, Guru when outside and saw two men in grey suits and gold ties.

"Take this letter. Don't show this to anybody else."

"What? But why?"

The men walked away. Guru had no choice but to open the letter and read the contents.

"Something is wrong. We want you to investigate. To keep it secret, we want you to show this letter to nobody."


Congratulations!

theRTWGuru, you have been chosen to be the detective of the Mafia V: The Family Strikes Back!

Your job is to post me investigation after each Mafia kills. Remember, you cannot reveal your position after your death.

This simply means you have killed Husar who was innocent.

[Csargo]

Okay... Nobody believed when I said Husar was innocent. What is the point of a detective if noone believes him??

Since that I have already posted that I was the detective, I am NOT breaking the rule by doing this. I think. If I am, please delete.

PM from GH:


This simply means you have killed Husar who was innocent.

That PM isn't believable for me. I know GH wouldn't make such grammar mistakes unlike me.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. After the sushi fiasco most people figured that they would rather stay home and die than go out and die.

AggonyDuck had had enough of the killing and executions going around in the Frontroom. He withdrew to his house, and took his mind of it all by practicing clicking. A mouse, that is.

You see, AggonyDuck was a member of the fine Aggony clan, and to live up to their excellent standards, excellent skills were needed. And excellent skills required practice. So AggonyDuck sat down at the computer, and started to click his mouse. And click. And click. And click. Clikclikclik.

The *clikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclik* of his mouse made him unable to hear the creak of his door opening.

Suddenly, a hand behind him grabbed his mouse, and started wrapping the cord around his neck.

AggonyDuck could only gasp for air while the mafioso remarked "You should have went cordless, everybody's doing it."

"But of course, you were too worried about the 1 millisecond delay that cordless has...always about speed, well don't worry about it anymore."

AggonyDuck was found slumped in his chair, strangled to death. Around his neck was his mouse.

doc_bean belonged to no clan, and as such he had a life. Instead of practicing his clicking skills, doc decided to catch up on his sleep. Living in fear took a drain on the body, you know.

However, he would never realize that this was a terrible mistake. A fatal one, even. Because while asleep he missed the sound of a ladder hitting the outside of the house. He missed the sound of a glass cutter, well... cutting glass. And he missed the sound of the mafioso, wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat, climbing through.

He even missed the mafioso opening a bottle of chloroform, and at that point he would miss a lot more.

doc_bean never woke up. This didn't have to do with the chloroform so much as nine pints of blood being removed from his body, donation-style.

Upon further investigation of his house, authorities discovered that the blood was packaged in nine pint-sized bags, labeled by type and date, and stored in his refrigerator.

What chilled the authorities more, however, was the following note stapled to his forehead:

"Luke 4:23"

Later that day, as always, Chief of Police Beirut had gathered the remaining villagers in the town square to make an announcement.

"Gentlemen," he began, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

The villagers were shocked at their Chief of Police's explosion. Clearly the stress of the situation was getting to him.

"Seriously, people! Come on! Do you *want* the mafia to kill you all? Because you're clearly not executing the right people!"

At this, people in the crowd started to speak up.

"How do you know that? We might have gotten one, and the other person is just killing two people as a cover?"

"Yeah? And how come you're the one who always addresses us, and not the mayor?"

Mayor? They had a mayor? How come Beirut was usurping this person's power? Was he in the mafia?"

"SILENCE!" Beirut roared. "I have a gun on me, and so I get to give the orders. Apparently we are not scaring the mafia enough. So the person with the most votes tonight will be BURIED ALIVE! GET VOTING!"

The villagers, gasping, did so.

[Csargo]

Vote:Beirut

[Husar]

So after I got lynched, the wanax is gone?
That's quite interesting because it kind of makes me look guilty, doesn't it?

[Csargo]

So after I got lynched, the wanax is gone?
That's quite interesting because it kind of makes me look guilty, doesn't it?

It sure does.

For what it's worth.

23Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Vote: Beirut

...will he be informed of his lynching by PM or do we post the thread in the Frontroom?

[Csargo]

Vote: Beirut

...will he be informed of his lynching by PM or do we post the thread in the Frontroom?

I'm sure GH will inform him :D

[Sasaki Kojiro]

That's funny, I once lost a game to AggonyDuck because my wireless mouse ran out of batteries.

[Csargo]

Sasaki could you perhaps tell us when the last time SR was on?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

The 29th.

[Lord Winter]

Anyone notice any simmilaters between Discos behavior in mafia IV? His random comments could make a good cover for a mafiosto, like the ice fued.

Vote: Discovery1

[Csargo]

Anyone notice any simmilaters between Discos behavior in mafia IV? His random comments could make a good cover for a mafiosto, like the ice fued.

Vote: Discovery1

Disco claimed he was the detective. So if he doesn't provide some PM's then I'll think he's guilty.

[Csargo]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...&postcount=251

This is from before when I posted some of Ignoramus's posts.

Unvote: Ignoramus
Vote: God's Grace

Second point John 16:24 is obviously a quote from the bible. Now unlike other clues that have been posted this would have been hard to find the quote unless you know the bible pretty well. I don't know about alot of you but I don't read the bible alot and I don't know any lines from it. GG is a Christian a devoted one at that. That's not just coming from the name.

I think that this is a red herring. I think this is an attempt to frame GG. With a name such as his, it would be the height of insanity for him to do that. I am a Christian too, and I wouldn't post verses from the Bible in my kills if I was one of the mafia.

This could be used against me but Ignoramus notes that he wouldn't post Bible verses's in kills if he was mafia.

God's Grace 6 These are the number of posts in this thread by each person if you wanna vote a lurker. There they are.

hey im a holy man not a inquistor! the only place where I posted or spammed if you will, was in Mafia I when i was the blasphemous Spartan posting my but off writing unholy messages from the "dead".

This is a quote from God's Grace. He admits he is Christian.

I Suspect Csar. Look at how his comments below don't make sense.

I was too busy picking on Reenk you see. I'm not that evil though he hasn't even posted yet. After that though it's a free for all. I'm coming for you Sasaki

And then:

Unvote: Ignoramus
Vote: God's Grace

Killing Sasaki was a stupid thing to do. Everyone knows (atleast everyone that has played mafia games for a while) that he gets more annoying after he dies :P Who ever did it was either a noob to the game or haven't played the game for a while. I don't think someone who has been playing the games lately would kill Sasaki it really a pointless thing to do. GG hasn't really played a Mafia game since GH's Mafia III.

If it was so obvious, why post it? Here Csar indirectly points the finger rather lamely at GG. Saying that whoever did it was a noob or hadn't played in a while, and then nonchantly stating that GG hasn't played for a while.

Csar would have killed UltraWar, because he knew that UltraWar was a good player. Then in the voting that followed, Csar followed Sasaki's lead almost every time.

What has happened is that Csar made Sasaki think that he was innocent and then killed him. He could not have killed Sasaki straight away, otherwise everyone would have suspected him. Thus he waits a few rounds, avoids suspicion, and then strikes

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https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...&postcount=353

I still think this was a bandwagon attempt by Ignoramus.

Vote: Csar

He cast his vote for me after SR voted for me coincidence. I think not.

Vote: Ignoramus

[Crazed Rabbit]

Vote: Disco.

Under the 'lynch all liars' plan, and for his generally inane posting.

I'm not convinced of his guilt, but this'll stand for now.

CR

[Csargo]

Vote: Disco.

Under the 'lynch all liars' plan, and for his generally inane posting.

I'm not convinced of his guilt, but this'll stand for now.

CR

I don't know if I missed something but I haven't noticed Disco lieing unless he doesn't have PM's to back up his claims. Then he would be lieing.

[Xiahou]

Well, Csar's still suspicious.. although Disco seems like a reasonable choice as well.

For now...

Vote:Csar

[Crazed Rabbit]

I don't know if I missed something but I haven't noticed Disco lieing unless he doesn't have PM's to back up his claims. Then he would be lieing.

Well, he's jokingly claiming he's the detective.

CR

[Csargo]

Well, he's jokingly claiming he's the detective.

CR

That doesn't make him a liar now does it?

Xiahou good job helping the Mafia.

He's suspicious so I'll vote him. Heh

[discovery1]

I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN to help the mafia

VOTE: DISCO!

[Csargo]

I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN to help the mafia

VOTE: DISCO!

If you could prove it with a PM then I'de believe you.

[Csargo]

GH can you confirm that you would let a mafioso live if he didn't vote and told you he was going to stay away from the thread and the Org for that matter as a strategy?

[doc_bean]

Meh, I'm death.

First time I got killed by the mafia I believe.

[Ignoramus]

I have no desire to retaliate, but I cannot allow my innoncence to be constantly challenged.

Vote: Csar