Broken Crescent Hotseat: Commanders of the Faithful

[Askthepizzaguy]

Part of the problem is that I am addicted to this forum. You can see me online here at midnight, 6am, noon, and 6pm, depending on the day. What is sleep, anyway? I only work full time and go to college full time. Given the amount of hours spent in the forum here, I'm starting to wonder when my paychecks should start arriving, or when I get my Org diploma. I didn't consciously think of it, but some of you out there have uh... what do you call... that... thing where you... do stuff... lives and don't visit as often as I do. Therefore when I make a post, you aren't always at your desk to shake your head and wonder... just what in the heck is that guy thinking?

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When someone makes a post here in the thread, I am aware of it before they even hit the send button. I have ESPN about this sort of thing. It honestly never occurred to me that sometimes other people don't have their eyeballs glued to the screen and they need email reminders to play their turn. It's almost like we're living on opposite sides of the globe. But we all know that's not the case. Such a thing would be ridiculous. Wouldn't the people on the bottom fall off? How would the water stay in their toilets? I mean, just taking a leak would be dangerous because your nostrils point downward.



I've... just been informed that the gravitational force is omnidirectional. Who knew? Anywho. At least my side of the globe faces in the correct, upright direction.

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I've... just been told that there is no such thing as upright when it comes to celestial bodies in motion, as all points of view are relative and there is no correct frame of reference. Next you're going to be telling me that invisible demons go around gobbling up stars...

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No kidding? Wow. What about the Earth being 6000 years old?

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What??? Well that changes things a bit. And PBM hotseat etiquette???

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Oh. Ok, got it now. "Please remember to private message the next guy in line." (Geez, what else does this guy know?)

What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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Interesting. Let me check your math with a calculator... yes, two is the correct answer.

Astonishing!

That bit about living together in mutual prosperity and tolerance with your fellow man, and coexisting with people of all creeds and nations was smashing as well. But I still don't understand why men and women can't relate to one another.

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Really? From Mars? How dubious! Where's the antenna?

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OH... so THAT'S what that thing is!