Why? That is a random vote if ever I saw one...
Why? That is a random vote if ever I saw one...
Voting over.
Stand by for the execution.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
make it good...
:D
Knight of the Order of St. John
Duke of Nicosia
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
Chief of Police Beirut looked out over the town square from the newly-constructed execution platform and swelled with pride. His charges, the villagers of the Frontroom, were doing their civic duty and voting! Granted, it was to horribly execute the person that had killed two of their own, but nonetheless they were voting. Beirut was so proud of them.
He walked down, off the platform, and towards the townspeople, hoping to catch snippets of their deliberations and glean valuable information towards every individual's psyche.
"Vote for me, it means I'm innocent!"
"I'm voting for him because it's tradition!"
Tradition? Beirut thought. That was weird... surely, none of them had ever done this before...
Well, at least they were voting, he supposed.
Eventually, all the discussion wore down, votes were cast, and Beirut, back atop the execution platform, called for order.
"Gentlemen," he began, "It is time to enforce your decision. Privateerkev, as per your... er... wishes, you will hereby and immediately be executed."
Privateerkev eagerly bounded up the platform, clapping his hands again and again and overall, looking like a small, hyperactive child who had a $100 gift certificate to the candy store. "Oh, goody!" he shouted over the crowd, "I can't wait to start! How'm I going to get executed? Hanging? Electric chair? Sharks with frickin' lasers?"
"Nope," Beirut replied incredulously. "To send a message to the mafia, your tongue will be removed and you will be buried alive with approximately 27 rather large tarantulas to keep you company." He pulled a rope and next to the execution platform, a sand pit and a large wooden crate with the words "DO NOT OPEN" stamped on it were revealed.
The color quickly drained out of PK's face and the world record for "fastest, most drastic facial expression change" was shattered.
"If you'll hold still, please," Beirut said, brandishing a large, rusty knife. "Open wide!"
Privateerkev started screaming at the top of his lungs and didn't stop until there was no more air to enter his lungs, some thirty horrible minutes later. Every single townsperson could hear him even through the large amount of sand placed over his and the tarantulas' bodies.
"Just a reminder, if you're a mafioso, the same fate or worse awaits you, Beirut said cheerily. If you'd like to confess now, then I can arrange a quick, humane execution instead."
Silence.
"No? Well then, go home everybody and hope you did your jobs."
Day 1 tally:
Privateerkev: 11 (Privateerkev, RoadKill, TinCow, Sasaki Kojiro, peverpink, Sarathos, KukriKhan, TevashSzat, Fenring, Seamus Fermanagh, Kagemusha)
Sasaki Kojiro: 7 (Ichigo, Elite Ferret, LittleGrizzly, |Sith|R|AntiWarmanCake88, Crazed Rabbit, Rythmic, discovery1)
Elite Ferret: 2 (makaikhaan, Caius)
LittleGrizzly: 2 (shlin28, FactionHeir)
FactionHeir: 1 (woad&fangs)
TevashSzat: 1 (Sigurd Fafnesbane)
Andres: 1 (Craterus)
Quintus.J.Cicero: 1 (Gaius Scribonius Curio)
makaikhaan: 1 (Andres)
shlin28: 1 (Beefy187)
Kagemusha: 1 (Tiberius of the Drake)
Sarathos: 1 (CountArach)
woad&fangs: 1 (Kommodus)
Didn't vote: 5 (Mithrandir, Lord Winter, Quintus.J.Cicero, georgeman51, Joe Monks)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Still alive: (35)
Ichigo
RoadKill
TinCow
Elite Ferret
woad&fangs
shlin28
makaikhaan
Sasaki Kojiro
LittleGrizzly
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Craterus
Caius
Gaius Scribonius Curio
peverpink
Sarathos
Andres
Mithrandir
Beefy187
Tiberius of the Drake
KukriKhan
TevashSzat
|Sith|R|AntiWarmanCake88
Crazed Rabbit
Fenring
Lord Winter
CountArach
Kommodus
Rythmic
Seamus Fermanagh
Quintus.J.Cicero
Kagemusha
georgeman51
discovery1
FactionHeir
Joe Monks
Killed:
Tratorix
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Executed:
Privateerkev
Congratulations, you've just survived your first day phase! I'd also like to say thank you for voting, because having only 5 "no votes" in the first round is really impressive.PMs please.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
mmgmgmggmmmlllgmurglemmm
*puts tongue back in and brushes off the spiders*
Alright, FoS to anyone who was on that ridiculous Sasaki bandwagon. Anyone who piled on that one smells like scum.
Knight of the Order of St. John
Duke of Nicosia
You're such a fool PK...I bet he was a detective or something![]()
I'd just like to say that exactly two years today, Mafia I was first posted in the Frontroom.
Here we are, June 5th, 2008, in the middle of the eigth iteration of the game and not to mention what has to be around the hundredth total. We have our own subforum, HoF awards, and .Org subculture. Friendships have been cultivated, minds have been sharpened, and fun has been had by all. It's all thanks to you guys and your continued participation in these games. Here's to many more great years of .Org Mafia, guys!![]()
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
FoS:
Explain Good Sirs, or be ruthlessly terminated.Originally Posted by GH
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Happy Birthday Mafia Games!
Congrats GH, and thanks Sasaki Kojiro and Andres.![]()
Last edited by KukriKhan; 06-06-2008 at 02:18.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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