A New EB Tavern

[Havok.]

This you can call infernal
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pbm9fobW7U0
!!!!

[Hax]

We were posting pics of ourselves, right?



You guessed it. I'm the guy on the right side of the picture, getting threatened by a girl

[Hooahguy]

wimp- why dont u hit the girl with a shovel then rape the two guys to the left of you?
jk...
lol

[Hax]

Freeze!

You 'ave been surrounzed by ze #tworg chat gestapo! We know zat you quoted Herr GoreBag und Herr Spartakus without zheir permission!

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Nah, they are all way awesome.

Especially the girl, she kept hipping me.

[Havok.]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

me and half emo gf? lol

[Hooahguy]

hmm. shes pretty nice....
btw new funny AAR on the way- M2TW england campaign!

[Ibrahim]

Hax you wimp

will, at least she was "hipping" you

@havok: peace on you too (hey, you raised the 2 fingers)

[Hax]

Tacitus wrote:

"A single Gallic woman can bring down an entire Roman cohort".

Hell, she's one hell of a girl. Way more than any of us can handle.

[Havok.]

@Ibrahim

Peace!

[Havok.]

@Hax

Thanks


Her name is Ingrid, my real name is Karel

[Ibrahim]

Tacitus wrote:

"A single Gallic woman can bring down an entire Roman cohort".

Hell, she's one hell of a girl. Way more than any of us can handle.

does she commit massacres of entire populations? if so, mail her over, I need to massacre the inhabitants of Lake Jackson, Clute, and maybe Angleton. and quickly-they'll kill me if I don'tstrike first

[Hax]

I was talking about the girl that was hipping me.

Heh.

Karel? Where ar eyou from?

[Havok.]

lol...

[Havok.]

I'm from Brazil on the state of Minas Gerais, best place down here of the globe,
my father is Belgian and me mother is descendent from portugueses

[Hax]

Thought so. Karel isn't really a Brazilian name. Heh.

does she commit massacres of entire populations? if so, mail her over, I need to massacre the inhabitants of Lake Jackson, Clute, and maybe Angleton.

This depends. Try calling her ugly or fat or something like that, while running through those cities.

[Havok.]

Indeed it is not i like my name!

[Ibrahim]

ok...dangerous irl indeed.

[Jolt]

Heh, I thought you were Portuguese.. >_> Hint: Your location & sig language. (You're very similar to a friend of mine from college, tbh.)

[Jolt]

We were posting pics of ourselves, right?



You guessed it. I'm the guy on the right side of the picture, getting threatened by a girl

I can't see a guy on the right side of the photo.. Just one person in the background bent over something.

[Havok.]

Heh, I thought you were Portuguese.. >_> Hint: Your location & sig language. (You're very similar to a friend of mine from college, tbh.)

lol i ain't portuguese, i'm brazillian on first of all. i just descend from portugueses und belgians

[Hax]

I can't see a guy on the right side of the photo.. Just one person in the background bent over something.

Very funny. You see the red-headed girl that is pushing somebody. That's a guy.


Also.

That's me.

[Havok.]

did i just killed the tavern? >_>'

[Havok.]

ahh \o/

[Hooahguy]

Tavern Tales: England
chapter 1

welcome, my friends! come in, have a pint (or two) of beer!
ah, do i have a story to tell you!
welcome to England, in some random date in history.


England is led by three capable, or so we think, leaders:


but we have some possible enemies, which need to be taken care of before we can expand.
one is those jolly (sometimes) skirt-wearing bearded men of Scotland. these guys must go first!


the other is the perfume wearing wussies of France- ever affectionately called the "cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys."


not that we dont have our own problems.....




more to come later.....

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havok you're bazilian! you should change your location then! I though you lived in portugal and btw she's indeed cute... peace on you! (in an italian accent.., someone knows why?)

hax...wait... now you're german?

interesting AAR hoah , I'll read it carefully later I'm in a hurry I need to take a shower and also shave myself in less than 10 minuts cause I have french clases! , time goes flying

[Hax]

hax...wait... now you're german?

Yes, I change nationality about twice a day.


...

Of course not. Where did you get that info? XD

[Ibrahim]

@hooahguy:
you know, there is an AAR section for that.

@LZ13:of course Hax is Dutch. what a foolish question...

@Havok: no, you didn't kill the conversation. that' Hax's job

@Hax: I haven't noticed it till now, but the guy looking at you two (in sunglasses) looks like he's thinking: WTF who/what is that?

[Havok.]

havok you're bazilian! you should change your location then! I though you lived in portugal and btw she's indeed cute... peace on you! (in an italian accent.., someone knows why?)

lol i just putted the location in iberia because i love playing as lusotani, not because i actually live there, though that may sounds weird, it is true
and thanks

peace on you too!

[Havok.]

@Havok: no, you didn't kill the conversation. that' Hax's job

[Hooahguy]

@hooahguy:
you know, there is an AAR section for that.

its more fun here.... maybe later on ill repost it over there....
btw, where is "there?"
mead hall/throne room dont seem too appealing....