Kings of Mikra Asia - Pergamon AAR

[General Appo]

Dammit, I´ve played through Outcast a dozen times, but still don´t get the reference. Katarn is da Man.
It´s a good story, but I still think Alex will lose any battle he participates in.

[Constantius III]

Dammit, I´ve played through Outcast a dozen times, but still don´t get the reference. Katarn is da Man.

Maybe it's the bit with the beard. You Katarn fanboys always make life hard for the rest of us Star Wars fans.

It´s a good story, but I still think Alex will lose any battle he participates in.

He doesn't have a particularly good resume so far. Maybe he'll take a page from Demosthenes' (the good one, not the 4th century one) book and learn from his mistakes.

[General Appo]

Maybe it's the bit with the beard. You Katarn fanboys always make life hard for the rest of us Star Wars fans.

Yeah, Katarn´s got a really nice beard, but not to his chest I don´t think he ever shaves it with a fish knife. At least not in Outcast. Hmmmm.... need some tip from Hax.

[Hax]

had cut most of my beard off to look slightly less like an overgrown Arabian lizard-monkey

Still nothing?

[General Appo]

What Katarn calls Desann at their first meeting! Yah, yoo, yea, yho, yha!

Edit: Wait, he doesn´t say Arabian. He says.... that species that Jabba the Hutts little monkey is. Ehhh... K something. Kowekian, Kowekzk.. fm sfdpikhmndjkp mrihtjmntuipzsuht hsegsdrtfmnik Aart!



.......Kowakian!!

[Reverend Joe]

Nerds.

[General Appo]

How dare you call the worshippers of the Almighty Katarn nerds? In time you will learn the full truth of His utter awesomeness, and worship Him like I do, in my great punity.

[Chris_]

What Katarn calls Desann at their first meeting! Yah, yoo, yea, yho, yha!

Edit: Wait, he doesn´t say Arabian. He says.... that species that Jabba the Hutts little monkey is. Ehhh... K something. Kowekian, Kowekzk.. fm sfdpikhmndjkp mrihtjmntuipzsuht hsegsdrtfmnik Aart!



.......Kowakian!!

It was 'an overgrown Kowakian monkey lizard' IIRC.

[General Appo]

Yeah, I know. I mean, duh, you are talking to the Founder and Grandworshipper of the Katarn official fansite. Duh.