First time...

[spmetla]

My Brigade was doing training at Fort Hunter Liggett and at the end of the training our unit let us on pass and bused us down to L.A. for a day. A few squad members and I were vocally expressing our desire to find some tail in the taxi ride from the motel to the mall which prompted the interest of our Vietnamese cab driver. He gave us his number and told us he'd take us to his favorite massage parlor that night.

Later that evening we called him up and he drove us to the place. The Madame was trying to figure out the age of me and another buddy (both 18) but gave up trying to read the military ID card (the old ones) and let us get girls. Had a Korean girl in her late 20s that didn't seem to understand much English at all. First half hour was just a massage and the second half hour she put the condom on me and got on top. Half hour of somewhat good yet awkward fun, time was up so get dressed, pay her and leave.

My junk didn't fall off or get weird crap growing on it so I guess it was a success.

EDIT: I also never got her name...

[Somebody Else]

My Brigade was doing training at Fort Hunter Liggett and at the end of the training our unit let us on pass and bused us down to L.A. for a day. A few squad members and I were vocally expressing our desire to find some tail in the taxi ride from the motel to the mall which prompted the interest of our Vietnamese cab driver. He gave us his number and told us he'd take us to his favorite massage parlor that night.

Later that evening we called him up and he drove us to the place. The Madame was trying to figure out the age of me and another buddy (both 18) but gave up trying to read the military ID card (the old ones) and let us get girls. Had a Korean girl in her late 20s that didn't seem to understand much English at all. First half hour was just a massage and the second half hour she put the condom on me and got on top. Half hour of somewhat good yet awkward fun, time was up so get dressed, pay her and leave.

My junk didn't fall off or get weird crap growing on it so I guess it was a success.

EDIT: I also never got her name...

Have to say, there's some style in that.

Also. Another question. How many of us guys secretly wish that it does hurt the first time...?