The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOC-

No, Sigurd's new character is the same as Justplayon's old character. They are seperate entities. You can go ahead and vote for Sigurd, but please do not base it on this substitution. That's outside the "in character" aspect of the game.

[shlin28]

My professional opinion is absolute, no-one can intefere or influence it!!! NOT EVEN SOME PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!

(Unless you want to sue me, in which case I er...run...)

[seireikhaan]

[TevashSzat]

Here, have a donut

[Askthepizzaguy]

don't feel bad, Makaikhaan.

Remember, townies could decide to revive you. Though it probably doesn't help that you didn't vote in the last round.

[ULC]

Vote: Yoyoma

You made mention of a switchblade in one of your posts, and the person who attacked Bart had a switchblade on them. Hmm...

[Ferret]

Ouch, I'm guessing Rythmic was a detective then?

vote:YLC

still shooting blind here.

[Thermal]

still shooting blind here.

because that dont sound suspicous...NOT


anyway
revive me, i think you'll find comeback will earn you geek weekly freak magazine, i may also consider a fat suction operation for charity, i bid you farewell

[White_eyes:D]

Ouch, I'm guessing Rythmic was a detective then?

vote:YLC

still shooting blind here.

Willy thinks your guessing that Rythmic was the detective and probing for information makes you suspicious Vote:Elite Ferret *upset over skinners death for five secs but then shrugs and drinks more whiskey*

[Craterus]

Vote: Yoyoma

You made mention of a switchblade in one of your posts, and the person who attacked Bart had a switchblade on them. Hmm...

That reasoning works for me.

vote: Yoyoma

[Northnovas]

Okay people lets have calmer heads prevail here. We need our Clancey back. Poor Wiggy. I must say that this switchblade weapon is a clue and damning evidence for a lawyer and not er, eh politician.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...5&postcount=57

On the bases of this information and Clancy not here at the moment I would have to issue a vote for the following. Remeber don't vote Quimby!

Vote: Yoyma

[Sarathos]

Vote:Shlin
So, anyone want to buy a whale?

[Chaotix]

Vote: shlin

Your professional opinion means nothing when compared to my huge amounts of cash. By the way, my authentic mob pitchforks are now on sale for the low price of $1000. Get yours today, or you won't be able to partake in the lynching fun!

[Smowz]

Mr Burns,

Do you have those pitchforks, that are like, double pitchforks?

whooaaa who's the professer speaking in language I dont understand....

Vote: YLC

[Sigurd]

I doubt a mafia would mention the very weapon they use publicly. Rather, the mafia noticed too and decided to frame Yoyoma.
The kill descriptions seems all different as if they were not written by the same author. It could be that some of the descriptions are in the hand of ATPG, but that doesn't mean he wrote them all.
It all depends on how much the remaining killers put into their night PMs.

[Dafuge]

Vote: Yoyma

[naut]

Vote: Yoyma

Scummy. Jumping on the bandwagon.

[Rhyfelwyr]

I heard about that switchblade, I'd bet my Duff he's the mafia. *burps*

Vote: Yoyoma

[Quintus.JC]

Being framed or not, I will still Vote: Yoyoma

[Yoyoma1910]

"Your ...Judge-guy-ness,

I object. I object to this onslaught of votes in my direction. Citizens of Springfield, I beg you listen to reason for a moment. I will show you that this, "idea" of my "guilt" is the biggest fallacy of words since "The Never Ending Story."

It is true that in an earlier episode of this series, The Simpsons, I Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, was out of work, and pulled a switchblade while being abruptly awoken from gentle slumber.

But please understand, I am something far, far more "evil" than a "Mafia," I am a Lawyer! What good is it to me to represent dead clients? I have already tried that.

And so, I ask you, kind, and intelligent citizens, why waste your vote on something as lowly and despicable as a lawyer? Would it not be more satisfying, now that you've exposed me to the eye of those with blood lust, to let these dogs of the night, devour me in my sleep? Wouldn't it? Have them chew upon my long usless liver? Hang my disembodied bowels from the town's flag pole?"


Take a swig from a bottle of whiskey.

"Wouldn't it? And would it not serve you better to vote for someone more likely guilty? What does the five fingered god mean when he says this:"

Where was Mayor Quimby? Surely he could sort out this mess. But unfortunately the Mayor did not speak up.

"why wouldn't the mayor hang one of the Mafia? Maybe because he is one of the mafia! I therefore, inplore you, members of the jury of this kangaroo court to join me in voteing:Mayor"Northnovas"Quimby.


I will also give anyone who changes their vote, not only a free smoking monkey toy, but also a free pizza! If anyone is interested, I'll be in my office, in the back alley by the dumpster."





*"Pizza" does not actually include pizza, but may or will include some or all of the following: pizza box, grease, pepperoni scraps, cheese bits, sausage ends, corn meal, flour, rat tails, bell peppers, mushrooms, sausage ends, and other materials not necessarily suitable for human digestion. By reading this post, you remove all liability from the poster for the contents herein.

[Northnovas]

Okay People lets not get to hasty in our er, voting. I have been assessing this situation and feel that my name is being misaligned in this er, situation therefore of have been doing some political back tracking and consider the following....

I doubt a mafia would mention the very weapon they use publicly. Rather, the mafia noticed too and decided to frame Yoyoma.
The kill descriptions seems all different as if they were not written by the same author. It could be that some of the descriptions are in the hand of ATPG, but that doesn't mean he wrote them all.
It all depends on how much the remaining killers put into their night PMs.

This er, here seems like a very plausable and it could be a frame job and I we do not want to see any of our innocent citizens of this town persecuted unnecessarily by the vigilantes. Who I amy add require a permit to conduct this activity.

So I will er

Unvote: Yoyoma and Vote: YLC

This is the instigator...

Vote: Yoyoma

You made mention of a switchblade in one of your posts, and the person who attacked Bart had a switchblade on them. Hmm...

For causing this panic. It is not the time to panic, er yet.......... look at the cans on that broad! (aide whistles)

Don't vote for Quimby!

[shlin28]

To Sarathos and Chaotix:



How could I, a law-abiding simpleton who never tried to con/cheat other people out of their money, be evil?

Unvote: Sigurd
Vote: Sarathos

Revenge vote FTW!

[TevashSzat]

This er, here seems like a very plausable and it could be a frame job and I we do not want to see any of our innocent citizens of this town persecuted unnecessarily by the vigilantes. Who I amy add require a permit to conduct this activity.

So I will er

Unvote: Yoyoma and Vote: YLC

This is the instigator...

QFT, I really doubt Yoyoma is dumb enough to make such a big mistake....

so i will Vote: YLC

Also, FOS: Dafuge, Rhyfelwyr, Quintus for bandwagoning on a pretty blatant hatchet job...

Tally:

Yoyoma-5 (YLC, Craterus, Dafuge, Rhyfelwyr, Quintus)

YLC-4 (Elite Ferret, Smowz, Northnovas, TevashSzat)

Shlin-2 (Sarathos, Chaotix27)

Elite Ferret-1 (White Eyes)
Northnovas-1 (Yoyoma)
Sarathos-1 (shlin)

[Lord Winter]

I heard about that switchblade, I'd bet my Duff he's the mafia. *burps*

Vote: Yoyoma

Third on the Bandwaggon

Vote: Rhyfelwyr

[Askthepizzaguy]

In case everyone is curious, I wrote and will write all the murder descriptions.

[White_eyes:D]

QFT, I really doubt Yoyoma is dumb enough to make such a big mistake....

Willy thinks that as well and wants a double lynch Unvote:Elite Ferret Vote:YLC*goes back to wondering if that immigration bill was passed*

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think I may have stated it in the rules or shortly after the game began; there will be no double lynches.

I have figured out a way to use double lynches dishonorably, to force a town victory. There will be no double lynches in this or any other of my games from now on. I believe it's an abuse of the system. Imagine if mafia were given the chance to double murder if their votes for the murder were tied. It should be a punishment, not a reward.

Should you attempt a double lynch, your results will be randomly selected. If I suspect intentional double lynching by several members, I'll lynch the wrong person intentionally.



Beware the wrath of the five-fingered God.

[White_eyes:D]

I think I may have stated it in the rules or shortly after the game began; there will be no double lynches.

I have figured out a way to use double lynches dishonorably, to force a town victory. There will be no double lynches in this or any other of my games from now on. I believe it's an abuse of the system. Imagine if mafia were given the chance to double murder if their votes for the murder were tied. It should be a punishment, not a reward.

Should you attempt a double lynch, your results will be randomly selected. If I suspect intentional double lynching by several members, I'll lynch the wrong person intentionally.



Beware the wrath of the five-fingered God.

And yet it won you the Resident Evil mafia game? but still rules are rules......

[Rhyfelwyr]

And yet it won you the Resident Evil mafia game? but still rules are rules......

Are you questioning the five fingers of justice?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I wasn't aware the RE mafia was concluded.

While if used improperly, double lynching can be disastrous for town, in a large game like this, sometimes the host employs a system of helping townies by allowing them small groups which know for certain they are innocent.

Should that group manage to survive, for the most part, until the end of the game, they could reveal to town and attempt to double/triple lynch (tie lynch) everyone remaining besides themselves, thus ensuring a town victory.

This is patently unfair, and in any game where town has knowledge of innocent townies, it's unfair. In this game, this is so, therefore to be fair to all concerned parties, tied lynches (more than one lynch per round) are banned.

In my first game, almost every round was a double lynch. This is unacceptable.

Finally, as the host, I put a lot of work into the game, and I'd hate everyone's fun to be over in just a few nights, including my own. I am sure everyone understands.