[Council of Villains] A State of Corruption [Concluded]

[Seon]

Mmm....Jarema vs Skooma...Jarema vs Skooma....

Die King Dedede Vote: Jarema

[Seon]

Forgot that I needed to do this.

Unvote, Vote: Jarema.

Sorry, friend. But you are the best lynch, and also the most suspiscious to me, espescially after your reveal that you were King Dedede

[Frozen In Ice]

Hmm, that makes a lot of sense, considering I had him scanned as Waddle Dee. Why the need for a cover role Jarema?

[Romanic]

Forgot that I needed to do this.

Unvote, Vote: Jarema.

Sorry, friend. But you are the best lynch, and also the most suspiscious to me, espescially after your reveal that you were King Dedede

Wow, Jarema claimed to be King Dedede? Of which faction?

[Seon]

Of this thing called the "neutral" faction.

I personally think he's a...a.... I have no idea.

[Romanic]

I don't get it. Jarema didn't lie about his true role and he killed only once in 4 nights (Link/IDFH on Night 3). With this knowledge only, I'd say he isn't much of a threat.

Did he say what his objectives are?

[Seon]

His objective is to survive. But that cover role business makes me feel as if he is a serial killer. Why the heck would he have a cover role if his objective was merely to survive? Besides, every faction so far had a pretty unique name. The pretty mundane name which was... The "neutral," suggested to me that he was lying.

In any case, even if I am wrong, he makes for a good lynch. It will confirm the existence of a whatever-th faction completely unknown to us yet.

[Frozen In Ice]

Tally:
5 Jarema: (pevergreen, Frozen, Fluffy, Nictel, Seon)
4 Skooma Addict: (Romantic, Jarema, Cecil XIX, Beefy)
2 pevergreen: (Csargo, God Emperor)
2 Yaropolk: (Choxorn, Skooma Addict)
2 Frozen: (ByzantineKnight, Diamondeye)
1 Khann: (johnhughtom)

Abstain: (Ironside)

[Choxorn]

Unvote, Vote: Jarema

[dcmort93]

For now I'll Vote pevergreen

[thefluffyone93]

how many people have not voted?

[Romanic]

Oh well, I'm convinced that we need to lynch Dedede.

unvote; vote: Jarema

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote Jarema

The case against him seems the strongest to me.

[Beskar]

Unvote; Vote Jarema

[autolycus]

how many people have not voted?

10, by my count.

[pevergreen]

Unvote; Vote Jarema

bad boy!

[Cecil XIX]

I don't get it. Jarema didn't lie about his true role and he killed only once in 4 nights (Link/IDFH on Night 3). With this knowledge only, I'd say he isn't much of a threat.

Did he say what his objectives are?

Indeed. We don't have to lynch him if we already know who he is, let's just tell him we'll lynch him if DeDeDe kills again. Problem solved, and we won't have to waste a lynch.

[Choxorn]

Unvote; Vote Jarema

Begone, ye unworldly being from beyond the grave!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Lynching neutrals is good.

[Yaropolk]

Vote Jarema

[Chaotix]

Jarema has been lynched.

Tally:

Jarema: 9 (pevergreen, Frozen in Ice, Thefluffyone93, Nictel, Seon, Choxorn, Romanic, Captain Blackadder, Yaropolk)

pevergreen: 3 (Csargo, God Emperor, dcmort93)
Skooma Addict: 3 (Jarema, Cecil XIX, Beefy187)

Frozen in Ice: 2 (ByzantineKnight, Diamondeye)
Yaropolk: 1 (Skooma Addict)
Yaseikhaan: 1 (johnhughthom)

Abstaining: Ironside, landlubber

NOT VOTING: 7 (Yaseikhaan, classical_hero, Khazaar, Rebel Jeb, Greyblades, Double A, Glenn)

The players highlighted in red will be replaced (or WoG'd if I can't find replacements) at the end of the next round if they do not show up to vote. Everyone else has been active enough in the past, but I am still disappointed that they did not even post.

[thefluffyone93]

FOR SHAME!!
I say WoG one now, as a warning!

[Chaotix]

Day 5

At the end of the day, there had been a clear decision on who was to be lynched as a suspect. Admiral Dane was called in as usual, and he officially tallied the votes- but everyone knew what the end result was to be already. He stepped up to the podium and spoke in a dry, unimpressed tone:

“Today, you have found guilty… the Waddle Dee. Out of all potential suspects dangerous to the crew of the GFS Olympus, you have chosen the Waddle Dee that carries packages for the IDFH troop. I must commend you all on your brilliance today. *Sigh*… please step up, Waddle Dee.”

But when the Waddle Dee stepped up, it was indeed clear that something was not quite right with him.

For one thing, he appeared to be far too large to be a Waddle Dee. There were also what looked like patches in his skin, almost as if it was a costume. The already suspicious crew members became even more suspicious now.

“That’s no Waddle Dee!”

“It’s just a costume!”

“I bet Samus is hiding inside that thing!”

“Tear it open! Rip it to shreds!”

Before the Admiral could stop them, several crew members ran up to the Waddle Dee and started tearing at the shoddy cloth material that his skin was apparently made out of. The Waddle Dee began screaming and making noises that were quite unbecoming of him, until finally the dust settled.

Standing in the center of the room was Santa Claus! No, wait. It was a fat penguin dressed in a red suit, with a hammer swung over his back. It was unmistakably King Dedede.

“Errr… Oh, dangit! You caught me! Ehehehe…”

This shocking revelation threw the crew into even more a blood frenzy.

“Isn’t that the penguin guy that doesn’t like Kirby?”

“YEAH! He’s a villain! We should kill him!”

“Maybe he’s been conspiring against us!”

“KILL THE VILLAIN!”

“LYNCH HIM!”

“KILL THE PENGUIN!”

“DIE, VILLAIN!”

“SILENCE.”

The voice of Admiral Dane was loud enough to momentarily halt the angry lynch mob that was forming.

“Villain or no, he is not attacking us right now, and he deserves to defend himself before we finalize our decision. King Dedede, just what ARE you doing here?”

Dedede tried his best to form some sort of accounting of his actions.

“Well, uh, you see, it all started back at mah castle in Dreamland. And Ah was thinkin’, it sure is dang boring without that there Kirbeh around no more.”

“HE WANTS TO KILL KIRBY! LYNCH HIM!”

“No, you got me all wrong! Ah realized Ah kinda sorta liked that there Kirbeh just a little bit. So I went on a journey to find me the lil’ puffball, and somehow I wound up stowed away on this here ship.”

“HE’S A STOWAWAY! KILL THE STOWAWAY!”

“But I didn’t do nothin’! Ah been just tryin’ ter survive this whole time. Ah figured Ah would stick with whoever was winning, but I reckon you guys here was givin’ those Hunters a whoopin’ so I didn’t really do nothing. And then that there Kirbeh popped out of that dragon’s belly, and I was mighty pleased ter see him a livin’.”

“BUT HE’S A VILLAIN! WE HAVE TO KILL THE VILLAINS!”

Dedede began to panic, as the mob was closing in on him.

“Now you listen here! What makes me a villain anyway? Ah was trying ter survive, that’s all. And you boys think yer all heroes, is that it? Y’all murder someone every day, but just because you took a vote on it, you think it’s justice? Is that it?”

The mob had become momentarily mesmerized by the great oration that the penguin made.

“Well Ah’ll tell you something! Back when we had that Council O’ Villains, we did the same darn thing! You think yer all the big damn heroes, but there ain’t but a few of you here that qualify! This here, this is just another Council O’ Villains, that’s what this is!”

The thunderous words struck home, and the mob was silent, unsure of what to do after such a grave accusation.

“Well? What do y’all say? What happens now?”

“KILL HIM! LYNCH THE VILLAIN!”

“YEAH, LET’S LYNCH HIM!”

The mob of crew members had made its decision, and Dedede’s fate was sealed. The King readied his hammer and made one last stand.

“Ah guess this is it fer me, then. Ah was glad Ah got ter see that there Kirbeh again, one last time. Now… I ain’t a goin’ down without a fight!”

King Dedede leveled his hammer and began spinning it slowly. He kept picking up speed quickly, however, and soon became a whirling, impenetrable fortress. All who tried to close in on him were swiftly and powerfully flung away by the hammer. This continued for what seemed like an eternity, with nobody able to harm the penguin king.

Finally, though, Dedede seemed to start slowing down. He had run out of energy, and was dazed from all the spinning. The mob saw their chance and closed in on him quickly, jumping on him and piling on top of him.

Admiral Dane stood in the back, shaking his head. When the business was done, he dismissed the crew and called in the maintenance droids to clean up.

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Living: 27/47
Beefy187
ByzantineKnight
Captain Blackadder
Cecil XIX
Choxorn2 (Replaced Death is yonder)
classical_hero
Csargo
dcmort93
Diamondeye
Double A
Frozen in Ice
Glenn
God Emperor
Greyblades2 (Replaced Motep)
Ironside
johnhughthom
Khazaar
landlubber
Nictel
pevergreen
Rebel Jeb
Romanic
Seon
Skooma Addict
Thefluffyone93
Yaropolk
Yaseikhaan


Dead: 20/47
a completely inoffensive name - Professor E. Gadd (IDFH Survivalist)
AntiKingWarmanCake88 - Diddy Kong (IDFH Survivalist)
robbiecon - Trace (GF Survivalist)
Choxorn - GF Mechanic (GF Survivalist)
Reenk Roink - Pit (IDFH Survivalist)
Greyblades - Aurora Unit 242 (GF Survivalist)
TinCow - Corrupted Cloud Strife (Phazon Corruption)
autolycus - GF Quarantine Officer (GF Survivalist)
Sasaki Kojiro - Rundas (GF Survivalist)
Secura - Commander Shepard (IDFH Survivalist)
YLC - GF PED Marine (GF Survivalist)
Nightbringer - Noxus (Hero)
Renata - Dark Samus (Phazon Corruption)
Link - Barrett Wallace (IDFH Survivalist)
Winston Hughes - Gandrayda (GF Survivalist)
Beskar - Shadow Peach (Bowser Corruption)
Insanious - Ness (IDFH Survivalist)
Askthepizzaguy - Meta-Ridley (Space Pirate)
woad&fangs - Sora (IDFH Survivalist)
Jarema - King Dedede (Neutral)

Reserves:
autolycus

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Begin Night 5!

[Seon]

Well what do you know, he was actually telling the truth ;_;.

RIP Jarema

[Askthepizzaguy]

Taking your eyes off the prize, townie guys.

Lynching neutrals is "good"? Lynching mafia is better.

[Seon]

I didn't even know there really was a "neutral" faction...

[Choxorn]

Taking your eyes off the prize, townie guys.

Lynching neutrals is "good"? Lynching mafia is better.

Better than lynching townies.

Still, you're right. It's kind of weird when a dead serial killer is giving the town better advice than anyone else.

[Jarema]

Ahh
Town, you have lost your chance to have a killer on your side. I planned to obey all your orders and win with you...
Fun game anyway.

[Khazaar]

Ahh
Town, you have lost your chance to have a killer on your side. I planned to obey all your orders and win with you...
Fun game anyway.

Yeah right, I´m sure you would have, just like Chaotix. Beeing a SK seems to be en vouge nowadays. I liked the old times better when you knew that a lynched SK was a good thing. Let´s see how many more SK´s there are...

[Romanic]

Jarema was telling the truth about being of the "Neutral" faction, so he was probably right about his goal not being anti-town. His honesty about being Kind Dedede also points that way.

ATPG was a Space Pirate. With this new info, I'm thinking that he was definitely anti-town, and I'm now wondering if he was alone. Space Pirate could be a 3rd enemy faction.