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INT: Daimyo's field camp.


UNDERLING (haggard and bloodied):

My lord, the day is lost! We must retreat!


DAIMYO (anguished):

NOOOOO! (calms down a little) Well okay then.


UNDERLING:

My lord, our castle is just down the road. Let's hole up in there.


DAIMYO (stroking moustache):

No. The castle is too close. If we hole up there, the enemy is sure to surround us and we'll be trapped. Better to take our chances and run away.


UNDERLING:

My lord is wise!
Of course. Because retreating to the castle would be a...



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