Mafia X [Concluded]

[[MAFIA] Christopher]

My apologies Claudia, how rude of me, luckily I have another. Here you go, sorry it's a bit dirty, it fell under Anne's skirt. I must say Claudia, you are so much more lady-like than the other girs, blurring your photo like that.

[[MAFIA] Fingers]

Yarr, what be this noise? Mafiosi? Baaaah curse be those land-lovin' scum, those fools can't distinguish good ol' C2H5OH from CH3OH. They are no match for me captain Fingers and me brave crew! I'll catch those scums and make barbecue out of their cheek flesh in no time.

On the meantime, Sir Polyester says that I should point me prosthetic limbs at that landlubber Pedro! That scoundrel, he stole me bounty of rum, I swear! Vote: Pedro.

[[MAFIA] Ralph]

Trying to keep your hands clean Little Finger?

Vote:Fingers

[GeneralHankerchief]

Voting closed.

Stand by for the execution.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day 1 voting ends in a tie between Luciano and Pedro. In case you're unfamiliar with my tiebreaking procedure, here's how we do things: All votes are thrown out and we do a re-vote. You are only allowed to vote for either Luciano or Pedro in this re-vote. Normally it would last 24 hours, however, as I'll be working once the 24 hour mark expires, we'll extend things a bit.

The tiebreaker round ends Monday, June 13th, at 06:30 US Eastern Time.

Day 1 tally:

Luciano: 3 (Pedro, Sonny, Salvatore)
Pedro: 3 (Luciano, Bruno, Fingers)
Christopher: 2 (Frank, Claudia)
Bruno: 2 (Connie, Anne)
Connie: 2 (Angelo, Bertha)
Anne: 2 (Paulie, Christopher)
Joe: 2 (Maria, Mickey)
Bertha: 1 (Johnny)
Bugsy: 1 (Luigi)
Luigi: 1 (Bugsy)
Paulie: 1 (Joe)
Maria: 1 (Fredo)
Big George: 1 (Bobby)
Mickey: 1 (Vincent)
Fingers: 1 (Ralph)

Didn't vote: 10 (Big George, Carlo, Emilio, Fat Tony, Furio, Giorgio, Nick, Pete, Richie, Rocco)

[[MAFIA] Johnny]

[vote: [MAFIA] Luciano

[[MAFIA] Angelo]

vote: Pedro

[[MAFIA] Furio]

Vote: Luciano

Pedro's argument was better.

[[MAFIA] Bugsy]

Vote: Luciano

[[MAFIA] Emilio]

Vote: Pedro

[[MAFIA] Frank]

Vote: Luciano

[[MAFIA] Bertha]

Vote Luciano

[[MAFIA] Richie]

Vote: Pedro

[[MAFIA] Carlo]

Well whadya know, its morning.

Time to order the pizza I was dreaming of.

Vote: Luciano

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

Vote: [MAFIA] Luciano

[[MAFIA] Rocco]

Vote : Pedro

[[MAFIA] Joe]

Vote For Pedro

[[MAFIA] Paulie]

vote: Pedro
Because I love Napoleon Dynamite.

[[MAFIA] Connie]

vote: pedro

[[MAFIA] Pedro]

Vote: Luciano

[[MAFIA] Christopher]

Vote: Pedro

[[MAFIA] Mickey]

Vote:Pedro

[[MAFIA] Fat Tony]

Hello. I am Fat Tony.

My subconscious demands that I

vote: Pedro

[[MAFIA] Vincent]

vote: Pedro

[[MAFIA] Luciano]

Vote 4 Pedro!

[[MAFIA] Bobby]

vote: Luciano

[[MAFIA] Luigi]

Vote: Pedro

Pedro: (13)
Luciano: (9)

[[MAFIA] Maria]

Evening up the odds:

Vote: Luciano

[GeneralHankerchief]

Voting closed.

Stand by for the execution.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Everybody had seemed to have been caught off-guard by the new daily procedure, as if they - and the Frontroom, in particular - had never experienced this sort of thing before. Clearly, the mafia attack was breaking new ground. The result of this, much to Chief of Police JuJuBee's chagrin, was an extremely spread-out vote, with a full 15 out of 34 total villagers receiving votes. Taking out his pocket calculator - you see, JuJuBee used to be quite A Nerd - the Chief quickly surmised that this was over 44%! In addition to this total, there was a tie vote, with the two candidates for the lynch having received a whopping three votes each.

The cases on the lucky two men, Luciano and Pedro, were as follows: For Luciano, that he shared a name with one of the most successful mafiosi in history: Lucky Luciano, who abolished the title of "capo di tutti capi" forever and set up the Mafia Commission in New York that still exists to this day. For Pedro, it seemed that a number of villagers were amused by the combination of the voting system they were currently under and his name, which thus gave them an opportunity to quote from a popular, quirky, cult film of the previous decade in "Napoleon Dynamite". Clearly these cases both had equal merit.

Due to the extended round since there had to be a tiebreaker, both men got to make defenses for themselves:

Luciano: "Wait a minute, the fact that I share a name with Lucky Luciano has nothing to do with my guilt! I'm not even related to the guy! Most of the people in our town could have that same connection! What about Chickenman? He shares a nickname with Phil "Chickenman" Testa, and was boss of the Philadelphia crime family for a year before he got blew up by a nail bomb! They share the same name, but I doubt any of you think *he's* guilty! Come on, now!"

Pedro: "Seriously, guys? You're going to do this? Aw - aw, come on! I hate 'Napoleon Dynamite' so much. It's not even a good movie!"

At this last defense, the crowd roared in outrage, and the votes started to absolutely flood in Pedro's way. JuJuBee had to use all of his wits and equipment to keep the villagers at bay as they screamed for blood for besmirching the good name of Napoleon Dynamite. Pedro, realizing that he had misspoke and recognizing that it was probably too late to take it back, instead took the opportunity to keep harping on about the movie that had sealed his fate.

"No, seriously, it isn't! Nothing happens for an hour and a half! And then he what, he goes and dances, and then everything's magically okay? But wait, people say the movie isn't about plot anyway, it's about the, you know, the quirky moments! It's 90 minutes of people standing around and being really awkward, that's all! Awkward isn't quirky!!! You all got spoon-fed into believing that it was a good movie because at some point down the line the media told you that it was trendy to like this movie! It's not actually that good, people!"

This went on for another couple of minutes before JuJuBee finally relented and allowed the crowd to literally tear Pedro, also known as Jolt, apart. Instead of trying to calm them down and make an inspirational speech about hopefully they had lynched one and maybe after tomorrow, they would be done with this affair, JuJu just slinked away back to his office, praying that the riot wouldn't get too out of hand and ordering a Napoleon Dynamite poster off the internet in case they tried to storm his office in the future.

Day 1a tally:

Pedro: 13 (Angelo, Emilio, Richie, Rocco, Joe, Paulie, Connie, Christopher, Mickey, Fat Tony, Vincent, Luciano, Luigi)
Luciano: 10 (Johnny, Furio, Frank, Bugsy, Bertha, Carlo, Salvatore, Pedro, Bobby, Maria)

Didn't vote: 11 (Anne, Big George, Bruno, Claudia, Fingers, Fredo, Giorgio, Nick, Pete, Ralph, Sonny)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Still alive: (33)
Angelo
Anne
Bertha
Big George
Bobby
Bruno
Bugsy
Carlo
Christopher
Claudia
Connie
Emilio
Fat Tony
Fingers
Frank
Fredo
Furio
Georgio
Joe
Johnny
Luciano
Luigi
Maria
Mickey
Nick
Paulie
Pedro
Pete
Ralph
Richie
Rocco
Salvatore
Sonny
Vincent

Killed:
Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
robbiecon (Giuseppe)

Executed:
Jolt (Pedro)

Player list:

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Romanic
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Visorslash
Beefy187
Greyblades
Renata
Csargo
Populus Romanus
B_Ray
White_eyes:D
Jolt
Captain Blackadder
Seon
glyphz
Ibn-Khaldun
Death is yonder
Askthepizzaguy
Diamondeye
TheLastDays
Crazed Rabbit
Ignoramus
ArpeggiateTHIS
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88
Winston Hughes
Kagemusha
issaikhaan
a completely inoffensive name
autolycus
robbiecon
Earthling
Chaotix
Centurion1
Ashurnasirpal II
Sigurd
johnhughthom
Andres

It is now Night 2! Orders are due in 24 hours, but I would greatly appreciate it if they were in slightly earlier, as I'd like to do the writeup before I go to sleep tomorrow.