Vote: Bertha
vote: Sonny
Voting for someone because they didn't hop on a bandwagon? Inconceivable!
vote: Carlo will also help clear out any more alveolar taps. (That's a troublesome autological term itself)
Vote: Fingers
Soon he'll be voting for people because he saw them eating a tasty meatball.
Vote: Fat Tony because he is just so dang fat.
Vote: Pete because he's calling people names.
Voting closed.
Stand by for the execution.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
My God, 15 separate people received votes this round.![]()
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
HAHA I feel for you...
EDIT: I also hate my retardedness that makes me post here with this account... -.-
"Bugsy!"
"George!"
"Carlo!"
"Vincent!"
"Emilio!"
"Pete!"
"Nick!"
"Guys!"
"Joe!"
"Bertha!"
"Guys!!!"
"Fingers - wait, what?"
Rocco sighed. Finally, he had everyone's attention. It was time to make this count.
"We can't keep doing this!" he said. "We can't just keep making votes on people without any reasoning, and not follow up on it, and in order not to stand out to anybody vote for a different person! That's not good mafia-finding tactics! That's the opposite of good mafia-finding tactics! We're all trying to hide in a crowd, so it means that for the mafia, who are trying to hide in a crowd anyway, it's a lot easier to do so! We need to put ourselves out there, start pressuring people, start backing up our reasoning! I mean, come on people, our lives are at stake here! Our lives! I'm willing to take a few risks if it means saving the Kingdom of Peace and Love from complete annihilation by the Mafia! Are you?"
Silence greeted Rocco's harangue for a few seconds as the crowd was trying to process what he said. This next bit would prove critical, possibly even decide the town's fate, as early as Day 2 into the mafia attack. Rocco held his breath. And then...
"Okay," someone said. "I vote Rocco. The reasoning I use to justify this vote is that he talks too friggin' much."
"YEAH!" a few people in the crowd called out in agreement, and the votes started rolling Rocco's way. When Chief of Police JuJuBee came out to make the final vote count, Rocco started muttering to himself. So much for putting himself out there.
"Okay," said JuJuBee, so you've picked Rocco to die. Any suggestions for his execution?"
"Cut out his tongue!" someone shouted. The crowd roared in approval.
"Works for me!" JuJu said, and stuck a large rusty knife in Rocco's mouth. Somehow through Rocco's screaming, the words "anesthetic" and "sterilization at least" managed to get through. Later, when Rocco was lying on the ground, quickly expiring, JuJu wiped off his knife and shrugged. "Why would I sterilize a knife on somebody who's going to die, anyway? That's the point, isn't it? To kill you? Now that's just wasteful, Rocco."
Rocco, better known as Andres, died rolling his eyes.
Day 2 tally:
Rocco: 4 (Angelo, Claudia, Salvatore, Connie)
Furio: 2 (Vincent, Johnny)
Sonny: 2 (Fingers, Paulie)
Connie: 1 (Rocco)
Vincent: 1 (Sonny)
Angelo: 1 (Bugsy)
Joe: 1 (Bobby)
Big George: 1 (Ralph)
Bertha: 1 (Bruno)
Carlo: 1 (Nick)
Emilio: 1 (Mickey)
Fingers: 1 (Fat Tony)
Fat Tony: 1 (Pete)
Pete: 1 (Giorgio)
Nick: 1 (Carlo)
Didn't vote: 11 (Anne, Bertha, Big George, Emilio, Frank, Fredo, Furio, Joe, Luciano, Luigi, Richie)
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Still alive: (30)
Angelo
Anne
Bertha
Big George
Bobby
Bruno
Bugsy
Carlo
Claudia
Connie
Emilio
Fat Tony
Fingers
Frank
Fredo
Furio
Giorgio
Joe
Johnny
Luciano
Luigi
Mickey
Nick
Paulie
Pete
Ralph
Richie
Salvatore
Sonny
Vincent
Killed:
Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
robbiecon (Giuseppe)
Visorslash (Maria)
johnhughthom (Christopher)
Executed:
Jolt (Pedro)
Andres (Rocco)
It is now Night 3! Orders are due tomorrow at 14:00 US Eastern time.
Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 06-15-2011 at 23:20.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
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