It's a surprise mafia [Concluded]

[classical_hero]

vote: Diamondeye since random told me so. Thankfully it is not say to vote for me again, but it was close.

[Diamondeye]

Vote: Believer. Rather you than Renata.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief

"let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" - I doubt that You are without a sin, Mr.Mafia

[Mr. Stuka]

"let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" - I doubt that You are without a sin, Mr.Mafia

Just skimming that, it seemed like a good case.

Vote: GeneralHankerchief

[Believer]

Vote: Believer. Rather you than Renata.

Is it really just one or the other?

OMGUS: Vote: Diamondeye

[Diamondeye]

Is it really just one or the other?

OMGUS: Vote: Diamondeye

I know you're unreliable as long as Renata is around. And rather you than her. So there. Do you deny it?

[Renata]

I could promise never to talk to him, if that would help.

[Secura]

vote: Mr. Stuka

[Diamondeye]

I could promise never to talk to him, if that would help.

I'm not sure it would be enough. He'd follow your lead even if he only had your public posts to go by. His mind is ripe, defenseless against the charms of those who hate pizza.

[TheLastDays]

So you guys seriously don't think we should lynch Pizza?

[Romanic]

vote: issaikhaan

For trying to lynch our host.

[seireikhaan]

Knowing Pizza, he tried very dearly to make the game's title mean something. The surprise is that he's the bad guy. I know you might be thinking, "but 'Khaan, that's not a surprise, coming from Pizza!" But that's why its a surprise. Pizza is totally wifom'ing us.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Knowing Pizza, he tried very dearly to make the game's title mean something. The surprise is that he's the bad guy. I know you might be thinking, "but 'Khaan, that's not a surprise, coming from Pizza!" But that's why its a surprise. Pizza is totally wifom'ing us.

I have succeeded in completely destroying your mind. My work here is finished.

[Major Robert Dump]

I don't mean to be a whiney butt, but could someone in the proper timezone make a post and tell me what time it is so I can track turn deadlines better? I'm travelling between Kabul and some *cough* other places so my timezones vary from -10.5 to -12.5 etc

I CONFUSE

[Captain Blackadder]

Welcome vote

Vote Populus Romanus

[Major Robert Dump]

Nevermind I changed the CP to Eastern Time, forgot I could do that.

[Diamondeye]

unvote; vote: Issaikhaan

Self-preservation, really. I hate being on the menu day one

[TheLastDays]

Since cultists revert back to original cult after the (new) cult leader dies, I see a lot of misinformation getting thrown around when a cult leader gets lynched since his alignment won't be revealed but the remaining cult will regain members. I would say the most dangerous time in the game for townies will be if and when a cult leader is knocked off because of the sudden mass shift of members into one cult.

Wait, ATPG, will recruits revert back to their original alignment or their previous alignment if their current cult leader dies?

[Believer]

I know you're unreliable as long as Renata is around. And rather you than her. So there. Do you deny it?

Unreliable, no.
Predictable, more like it.

[TheLastDays]

Tally-time:

Askthepizzaguy: 3 (GeneralHankerchief, TheLastDays, issaikhaan)

Diamondeye: 2 (classical_hero, Believer)
GeneralHankerchief: 2 (Ibn-Khaldun, Mr. Stuka)
issaikhaan: 2 (Romanic, Diamondeye)

ArpeggiateTHIS: 1 (Renata)
Mr. Stuka: 1 (Secura)
Poulus Romanus: 1 (Captain Blackadder)

Do we know how ties will be resolved?

[Believer]

Unvote; Vote: TheLastDays

I remember last game.

[TheLastDays]

You do, don't you?

That's your second OMGUS vote today though...

[Populus Romanus]

Welcome vote

Vote Populus Romanus

OMGUS

vote: Captain Blackadder

[Major Robert Dump]

vote: issaikhaan

hope I'm not late

[seireikhaan]

You should probably not lynch me. Just sayin'. Pizza is way scummier.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Round is over. Standby for execution.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY ONE



The Pizza-eaters gathered together, and began accusing one another of being heretics. The local magistrate was overseeing these events, but the crowd had obviously gone mad, and some began accusing the local magistrate himself.... the one known as Askthepizzaguy.


The charismatic leader of this group was a General of some sort (nothing to sneeze at!) and as such, he held powerful sway over the others. Soon, they began to follow his lead... and a small gathering of peasants surrounded the magistrate. One of the peasants stepped forward.


issaikhaan: "It's you! You're the heretic among us, pizza man! I know this because you have a dark and scummy past, and you like to melt the minds of mortal men with maddening plot twists! You, magistrate, are the corrupter of the people!"



Askthepizzaguy: "Is that so?"


issaikhaan: "It is so!"


Askthepizzaguy: "Are you sure?"


issaikhaan: "Quite sure!"


Askthepizzaguy: "Are you absolutely positive?"


issaikhaan: "Never been more sure of anything in my life!"


Askthepizzaguy: "WELL YOU'RE WRONG!!!"



And so, the magistrate pulled out a revolver, and fired it at issaikhaan.



*BANG*

Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR GREATERKHAAN!!!"


And the magistrate fired again.

*BANG*

Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR MAKAIKHAAN!!!"


And the magistrate fired again.

*BANG*

Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR SEIREIKHAAN!!!"


And the magistrate fired again.

*BANG*

Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR SHINSEIKHAAN!!!"


And the magistrate fired again.

*BANG*

Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR YASEIKHAAN!!!"


And the magistrate fired again.

*BANG*

Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR ISSAIKHAAN!!!"


And the magistrate fired again, but nothing happened. Everyone stood there, wondering what was wrong.


Askthepizzaguy: "Hold on, hold on.... stupid revolver. I have to reload...."


Everyone, including 'khaan, waited patiently for Askthepizzaguy to fumble through his pockets for a box of bullets, and clumsily load each one into the gun.


Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR ISSAIKHAAN!!!"


*BANG*


Askthepizzaguy: "AND THIS IS FOR ME!!!"


*BANG*




Everyone waited for 'khaan to fall over dead, but he just stood there. In fact, he seemed in good spirits.


issaikhaan: "Well, your aim could use some improvement, it seems."



Askthepizzaguy: "Fine.... have it your way. Guards! Take him away! He's a blasphemer, spreading vile lies about the wondrous Pizza!"


Without further ado, several heavily armed guards took issaikhaan away to be tried for heresy. Bad things happened to 'khaan.


Terrible things!


And then he died and stuff.





Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Captain Blackadder
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Mr Stuka
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan



This round will end in 24 hours if I have all the orders, but I'll grant an extension if needed.



NIGHT ONE

[GeneralHankerchief]

You missed one of his nicknames.


Askthepizzaguy rules!

[seireikhaan]

You missed one of his nicknames.

I told you Pizza was a monster. Forgetting the divine one, what a monster.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And so, the magistrate pulled out another revolver, and ordered issaikhaan's corpse to be brought before him. He jumped atop the fallen one, straddled his chest, and aimed the weapon right at issaikhaan's face.





Askthepizzaguy: "....AND THIS IS FOR KAMIKHAAN!!!"


*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*


There was nothing left of khaan's face. While he wasn't any deader than he was already, the ground was a lot gooier.



Askthepizzaguy: "At 7000 posts, I'll call you Gooeykhaan".