It's a surprise mafia [Concluded]

[robbiecon]

Vote: Diamondeye, I'm hip with it!

[Seon]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief.

You need that hankerchief to clean yourself up from that pizza that you spelt all over yourself, no?

[Major Robert Dump]

Vote: General Handkerchief

Unanswered questions from the start of the game are still unanswered

[Seon]

err yeah, I gotta fix my vote XD

Vote: GeneralHankercheif

[Romanic]

I guess it would be pointless to accuse TLD again, it seens this guy is protected by the force, even though I've made good cases on him for the last three days.

vote: Diamondeye

For this reason,

I'll expand more on this tonight when I have more time, but my impression is that TLD has been more active than Robbiecon in the thread, making him a (slightly) less useless townie (if they're innocent). His posts might seem a bit "off" but robbiecon's aren't better, yet Robbiecon seems almost "invisible". I'd feel better about having active players with us into the later stages of the game.

To be honest, I've not read your case on TLD in detail - I'll do so tonight, probably. As for my reasoning; without reveals I'm having a hard time figuring this out. For all I know I could be the only one who's still innocent; I don't mind switching "targets" since hitting scum is probably pretty likely (and I don't really think either TLD or Robbie feels cult-leader-like, but that was who the choice was between as it is now).

For saying that he will look at my case, and failing to do so. Even if he used the word "probably", I consider this a broken promise, typically scummy, and it also looks like Diamondeye is not interested to figure this game, at least from a Town point of view.

[classical_hero]

vote:GeneralHankerchief He has set the agenda without saying why and it would help if he say something as to why.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I neglected to end this round on time, and ending it now arbitrarily isn't fair;

I see folks are still voting, so why not make it a full 24 hour extension. I'll end the round when I come back from work.

Thanks guys.

[Secura]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief.

You need that hankerchief to clean yourself up from that pizza that you spelt all over yourself, no?

So, your third post in the entire thread is an unexplained vote, handwaved by a 'joke', against an easy target? And wouldn't you know it, so very close to the WoG too!

I was willing to overlook your nonsensical, scummy Renata vote because I'd hoped that it was simply a one-off and that you'd get into the groove properly afterwards, but you've had plenty of time to catch up (almost a week!) and yet you still throw out this trash? I'd ask what the real reason for your vote was, only you probably don't know.

People have been willing to vote for robbiecon for inactivity/lurking/whatever, but he hasn't said anything half as scummy as you have in these two posts; while I agree that there's some merit in the other lynch candidates, I think you're a far better choice than any of the current crop.

vote: Seon

[Major Robert Dump]

TLD is protected? What about GH?

unvote; vote: Robbiecon

[Diamondeye]

Romanic, Romanic, Romanic...

To be honest, I'm not used to working as much as I am at the moment (everyone else's got holidays!), coupled with all sorts of duties (oh hey your grandma turns one million, go waste a sunday! That should be a Monopoly event!), spending most of my spare time last week to restore our house after 5,000 gallons of water decided to flood the basement. Plus I'm in a lot of other (some non-mafia) games, at CFC too.

Yep, that might be the scummiest reply I've ever written. Now, I can't post from my phone, but I can unvote, vote: GH.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay that's enough time. let's see who dies!


DE: GH, robbie, Romanic
GH: Seon, c_h, DE
robbie: TLD, MRD
Seon: Secura,

Hmmm... looks like a tie.

We shall resolve this tie the only honorable way. A duel to the death!!!

[Romanic]

Romanic, Romanic, Romanic...

To be honest, I'm not used to working as much as I am at the moment (everyone else's got holidays!), coupled with all sorts of duties (oh hey your grandma turns one million, go waste a sunday! That should be a Monopoly event!), spending most of my spare time last week to restore our house after 5,000 gallons of water decided to flood the basement. Plus I'm in a lot of other (some non-mafia) games, at CFC too.

Yep, that might be the scummiest reply I've ever written. Now, I can't post from my phone, but I can unvote, vote: GH.

A real life excuse to cover the fact that you are not looking for scums?

Not acceptable!

It's too easy, even if you had a limited time, you still could make a better effort than what I am seeing in this thread.

And why are you moving your vote from robbiecon to GH? It looks like you miscounted the tally and you thought that it would save your hide, hah! Guess what, it won't save you. You're still tied at 3 but with GH instead of robbiecon. Tie breaker's coming, I hope you lose.

[Renata]

I thought you said 24 hour extension. Apparently that was 12 additional hours on top of the first 12 hours I didnt' notice. :wallbash:

[Diamondeye]

A real life excuse to cover the fact that you are not looking for scums?

Not acceptable!

It's too easy, even if you had a limited time, you still could make a better effort than what I am seeing in this thread.

And why are you moving your vote from robbiecon to GH? It looks like you miscounted the tally and you thought that it would save your hide, hah! Guess what, it won't save you. You're still tied at 3 but with GH instead of robbiecon. Tie breaker's coming, I hope you lose.

Maybe getting rid of GH is more important than my survival, Romanic.

[Romanic]

Maybe getting rid of GH is more important than my survival, Romanic.

Maybe!? If you have information, feel free to share it, and I believe you are implying private information here. Empty your bag while you're still alive.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY SIX




General Hanky: "Diamondeye! Diamondeye! I challenge you, Diamondeye! You and I, in a battle of strength, wits, and chutzpah!"


Diamondeye: "We meet again Korporal Kleenex, for the first time, for the last time. And I see your chutzpah is as big as mine."


General Hanky: "I do not think so, Diamondeye, for I am about to demonstrate that my chutzpah is like the mighty redwood, and your chutzpah is like a piece of wet string."


Diamondeye: "How so, o lord of the nasal accoutrements? Please tell me, I am dying to know."


General Hanky: "Indeed, you are dying to know. I will tell you why my chutzpah reigns supreme: For I am going to tell you all my moves in advance. All you have to do is the opposite of what I say. Does that not sound like a challenge easy enough for even you?"


Diamondeye: "You don't have the grapes. And when you flinch, it will be the last time you ever use a handkerchief. Yes, that's right, I said HANDKERCHIEF. You've been spelling it wrong this entire time, you insane fool!"


General Hanky: "Insane.... like a fox!"


Diamondeye: "Insane.... like the guy on the bus who stands around naked and talks to himself. You need therapy."


General Hanky: "Insane.... like a..... another animal that is also clever like a fox. Like a squirrel that knows how to ski!"

Diamondeye: "Insane.... like a guy with bodies in his freezer."


General Hanky: "Insane like your mom."



A hush fell over the crowd.



Diamondeye: "Oh yeah? Well..... insane like.... your dad."



Another hush fell over the crowd. This time it was more hushy. This time they really meant it.



General Hanky: "Insane like your mom AND your dad."


Askthepizzaguy: "Oh no he di-int!"


Diamondeye: "That's enough! Prepare to die, Sergeant Snotrag!"


General Hanky: "I shall first cut you to pieces with a blade made out of paper. Then, I shall bash your head in, with a club made out of rock. Then, I will cut you to pieces again, with the same blade made out of paper!"


Diamondeye: "Don't think you can outwit me with your feeble Wine In Front Of Me tactics! Watch as I don my legendary battle goggles!"



And so the battle began. GeneralHanky drew a paper sword and charged Diamondeye, who also grabbed a paper sword and held it high above his head. The two titans clashed, and their laughably useless weapons simply flapped against each other. Neither was the victor.




General Hanky: "Prepare yourself, for I shall bash your head in with a club made out of rock, as I said, and then finish you with my paper blade of doom!"


Diamondeye: "Not if I finish you off first!"


And so Diamondeye grabbed his stone club, and swung it mightily at GeneralHanky's head. The sound of stone shattering stone echoed through the sky. It seems GeneralHanky produced a matching stone club, and indeed, intended to break Diamondeye's body with it. Instead, the two stone clubs broke apart, and were rendered useless.



General Hanky: "Remember.... this is your last chance.... I am going to attack you with my PAPER SWORD. Paper sword, right to the eye!"


Diamondeye: "Whatever. Die, you fool!"



And then Diamondeye grabbed..... ANOTHER stone club! What he was doing with two stone clubs, I'll never know. But there it was. And he raised it high above his head, preparing to beat some sense into the crazy General.



Diamondeye: "Where is your stupid useless paper sword now?"



And so, General Hanky pulled it out, and stabbed Diamondeye right in the eye.



General Hanky: "Right where I said it would be."


Diamondeye: "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"


General Hanky: "You probably should have been wearing them over your eyes instead of your forehead."


Diamondeye: "True, true.... but you have the benefit of hindsight! How was I supposed to know that I'd need to wear my goggles properly to have positive eye protection?"


General Hanky: "So..... is it like, painful and stuff?"


Diamondeye: "Really, really painful."


General Hanky: "Maybe you should react to the pain now."



And so Diamondeye screamed and clutched his eyes, forgetting all about the stone club he had been wielding high above his head. Predictably, it dropped squarely on his cranium, shattering his skull, and covering the pavement with his brains.


GeneralHanky then spread a hankerchief across Diamondeye's lifeless face, and poured himself a glass of wine to celebrate his victory.



Askthepizzaguy: "Oh yes he di-id!"



Suddenly, Ibn-Khaldun showed up, dressed as a rappin' surfer from gangsta city.



Ibn-Khaldun: "I have to go now. My planet needs me."

NOTE: POOCHIE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET

BY THE WAY, HIS NAME WAS POOCHIE

Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Classical_hero
GeneralHankerchief
Major Robert Dump
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you

Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches
Mr. Stuka- Boom, boom, boom.... even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

Believer- Died going against the grain.

Populus Romanus- Askthepizzaguy rules!

Diamondeye- He was a paper tiger.

Ibn-Khaldun- Had other commitments and asked to leave the game.




Orders, please!



NIGHT SIX

[Diamondeye]

Y'all haters, at least I had the rocks to throw my first choice right at your WiFoM. Oh well, mighty General Hankie, I yield (is that a bit too late?)!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your brains have yielded to the gritty gravely ground. Your rocks have joined the shattered shards that were once your hard club.

You are bleeding, and demised. You're bleedin' demised.

[Diamondeye]

At least I was fortunate enough to lose to a man who had the ability to fashion two paper swords in the blink of an eye. Not many men can do that (without cutting off their hands).

[Askthepizzaguy]

It was the same sword.

I'm still confused where you were hiding that second club, though. I'm not sure I want to know.

[Diamondeye]

It was the same sword.

I'm still confused where you were hiding that second club, though. I'm not sure I want to know.

I just had it stowed away all the way up my nose.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Do you need some sort of tissue or towel to wipe your nose? I think there's someone here who can assist you with that.

[Diamondeye]

Do you need some sort of tissue or towel to wipe your nose? I think there's someone here who can assist you with that.

Ah, yes. Secura, help me out here.

[Romanic]

I think someone is in danger of having his posts edited again.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm very sure I came out on the winning end of that exchange.

[Diamondeye]

I'm very sure I came out on the winning end of that exchange.

Were we competing? I was just having fun.

That said, that last post was pure genius.

[GeneralHankerchief]

[Askthepizzaguy]

They made me close, then asked me to come in early tomorrow.

And I have two writeups due. Apologies but I'm doing the other one tonight and working on this one tomorrow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT SIX




Professor Askvaard showed up, looking dazed and disoriented, and very tired.


Professor Askvaard: "What the heck? This doesn't look like my dinner party at all...."


As soon as Askvaard left, the magistrate Askthepizzaguy showed up.


Askthepizzaguy: "Sorry everyone. They made me work even earlier (2 hours) than my already earlier than usual schedule, as they needed help, then made me stay an additional hour and a half. So that's what I've been doing all night. How about you? Good? Okay. Well no one died at night as usual. This is a very good thing. But, my spy network tells me that there are, indeed, still heretics among you. Please bring me their leaders!"




Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Classical_hero
GeneralHankerchief
Major Robert Dump
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you

Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches
Mr. Stuka- Boom, boom, boom.... even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

Believer- Died going against the grain.

Populus Romanus- Askthepizzaguy rules!

Diamondeye- He was a paper tiger.

Ibn-Khaldun- Had other commitments and asked to leave the game.




Votes please! Results going out momentarily.



DAY SEVEN

[GeneralHankerchief]

Who else voted for me? They need to die.

Hmm...

Vote: Seon