There is no option. You shall have to just pick it up.


Here's a quick list of people you've already encountered in the Backroom:


Girls:
Secura - I think, could be a guy.
Louise VI the Fat (I worry a lot about my weight! Hence the name!)
Furunculus - British lass. Usually drunk. Which gets her horny, that little slut.
TinCow - she named herself after TinBull, her husband who also visits this forum.

Boys:
Frogbeast - won't stop talking about his visits to the gym. Bit of a macho, but alright.
Proletariat - 'beer and burps' kinda guy.
Sir Clegane - Collects WWI memorabilia. Smokes cigars. Sportscar.
AdrianII - the Backroom's bitter old man. He's 73 years old. Used to play strategy games in the 1980s, which he still thinks this website is all about.

Unclear:
PanzerJaeger - effeminate gay. Will instantly recognise sixties haircuts and talk about Polynesian interior design.
Lemur - loves men too, but more of a moustache and chesthair type. He's in love with Faggony, the Backroom's resident Muslim fag.
Banquo's Ghost - dunno! I think its a woman but I'm not sure!


Hope that helps! Maybe we can expand on it here!