Netherworld III: Final Judgment [Concluded]

[seireikhaan]

Ah, excellent. Just in time, Reenk. Signups are officially closed.

[Diamondeye]

One fencer nails the other in the nuts during a bout.
The ref asks, "Lame'?"
He replies, "That's the point!"

"Also, The Aristocrats."

[thefluffyone93]

Lame Jokes?
OK!
*ahem*
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A baby seal walks into a club.

FIN.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Excellent!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lame Jokes?
OK!
*ahem*
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A baby seal walks into a club.

FIN.

Hahahaha, because seals have fins. Excellent joke.

[Choxorn]

A preist and a rabbi walk into a bar. The preist says "ouch," and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

[seireikhaan]

This tale begins in the throne room of Angra Mainyu's great palace, in Babylon. A young man with dark,
scraggly hair stumbled in past the sentries and fell before Mainyu, who sat in his golden throne. “My lord, the diviners have discovered... it is time!” Mainyu grinned.

“Excellent. I was beginning to wonder if they would come at all.” Mainyu stood from his throne, raising his dark hands to the ceiling. He closed his eyes, whispering to himself, clenching his hands. The air around him crackled with red lightning. A small, opaque, blood red sphere materialized around his hands, and in a flash, expanded, expanding through the walls as though a ghost. Mainyu opened his eyes once more, turning to the sentries. “Order twenty four. Now.”

Three hours later, throne room was filled with all manner of gods and demons and people, whispering amongst each other in confusion. Angra Mainyu stood at the throne, held his hands high, and proclaimed in a booming voice, “Welcome...welcome. Please, everyone, help me welcome our visitors. Those gathered muttered to themselves a bit, still confused. “You may have noticed the red barrier I erected in the city. That is because the time of reckoning is upon us. The nefarious agents of the Netherworld and the Heavens are standing here, right amongst us, in disguise. My diviners have detected their presence, and they have fallen for my trap. Now, with nowhere to go, we shall exterminate them, one by one, and slowly squeeze the life from them!”

“However, I am, if nothing, a generous ruler. Heavens, Netherworld, I want you to make the first move. Everyone, I have arranged residences just outside the palace, but still inside the barrier. Night is very nearly upon us. Go, rest yourselves for the night. Tomorrow, we shall convene here. Make your move, scum....I wait with baited breath.”



BEGIN NIGHT ONE! I WOULD LIKE ORDERS WITHIN 24 HOURS.

Alive:

Andres
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
Believer
Beskar
B_Ray
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical Hero
Dcmort
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Double A
Earthling
Fluffy
Johnhughthom
GeneralHankerchief
Glyphz
God Emperor
Ironside
Khazaar
Reenk
Renata
Riedquat
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
SoulBlade
TheLastDays
TinCow
Tratorix
Visorslash
Warman
Woad&fangs
White Eyes
Yaropolk
Zach

[B-Wing]

Yay! The chaos has begun!

[dcmort93]

Well who's the random first day lynch gonna be this time?

[Tratorix]

Well who's the random first day lynch gonna be this time?

I believe we have a volunteer.

[Arjos]

As I've always proposed in every group vote, everyone should vote himself and let anarchy rule XD
No one ever did, but hey this isn't a funny world :P
Just joking, HF everyone ^^

[thefluffyone93]

As I've always proposed in every group vote, everyone should vote himself and let anarchy rule XD
No one ever did, but hey this isn't a funny world :P
Just joking, HF everyone ^^

................
Well I know who I am voting for......

[Askthepizzaguy]

................
Well I know who I am voting for......

Vote: Fluffyone

Because you're not fluffy enough for me anymore.

[Tratorix]

Vote: Fluffyone

Because you're not fluffy enough for me anymore.

Vote: ATPG

Trying to vote during the night phase, scummy.

[Arjos]

Muahahahhaha just to note that one way or another some are already voting themselves, yes CHAOS! XD

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: ATPG

Trying to vote during the night phase, scummy.

Unvote, vote: Traitorix

For trying to vote me for voting during the night phase, scummy. Also, being a traitor.

[Tratorix]

Unvote, vote: Traitorix

For trying to vote me for voting during the night phase, scummy. Also, being a traitor.

I really wish I had thought of that unfortunate misspelling before I picked this name.

[thefluffyone93]

Vote: Fluffyone

Because you're not fluffy enough for me anymore.

*Sniff*
That hurts, Pizza, that really hurts...
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE YOUR QUOTES OUT OF MY SIG!!
WHY AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU PIZZA, WHY?!?
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS GO TO EVERYONE SHOWING YOUR VARIETY OF MEATS!?!

[GeneralHankerchief]

I really wish I had thought of that unfortunate misspelling before I picked this name.

You could always go back to Brave Sir Robin.

[Tratorix]

You could always go back to Brave Sir Robin.

It had underscores, which meant half the time when people tried to send me pms it didn't work. Besides, once you've graduated from highschool you start to realize just how played out Monty Python references are.

Now don't you have a game commentary you should be working on?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Now don't you have a game commentary you should be working on?

I hate you.

[Tratorix]

I hate you.

Get back to work, put this off any longer and we'll make you change your name to General "R.R." Hankerchief.

[Visor]

Why would you do this to me Khaan...

[TheLastDays]

Same here...

Alright, doesn't matter, all scum please raise your hands. Let's get this over with. Yes, I'm also talking about you little third party that wants to emerge once the regular Mafia is down

[Major Robert Dump]

I PLAY!

[God Emperor]

Visorslash ! hello :)
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Vote: Visorslash

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's already been three hours and we've barely any players voting. Wake up! Wake up sleepyheads!

I had a splendid idea for this particular game. Suppose we "lynch" the player who gets the most votes by the end of each round. I think we might be able to get rid of the mafia that way.

[dcmort93]

It's night pizza

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's night pizza

Actually, pizza on bagels is a fairly common breakfast or lunch entree. You can enjoy pizza anytime, really.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Get back to work, put this off any longer and we'll make you change your name to General "R.R." Hankerchief.

Here you go, meanie. Since you pestered me so much about this I expect a reply in the thread at the very least.