Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[GeneralHankerchief]

Ooc: Could it be possible to place that lovely timer at page one? It seems imposssible to find it, as it is :p

It's in the most recent post of the summary thread. Scrolling isn't *that* difficult.

[TheLastDays]

Err, alright, just for the possibility that it will still be counted, unvote, vote: The Stranger even though it seems it'll make no difference now.

[classical_hero]

fos:O! TLD! due such a late vote switch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Less votes that make zero difference as the round is over, and more night actions.

[TheLastDays]

Hey I'm trying to make a point!

Also, I still stand by my vote on Chaotix, I fully think him capable of publicly recruiting his upcoming Mafia, just to make this clear so no one is surprised if I vote him again after we have gotten rid of The Stranger.

[The Stranger]

lol really? i go to bed and suddenly im bandwagoned? how lame...

[The Stranger]

Ugh, whatever. I lied, it wasn't a mafia person. It is a third party role. He is all by himself with his role and I didn't want to ruin it for him. I only said mafia because I wanted the attention.

The Stranger is a third party role that is anti-town and I got confirmation of it from Subotan who got a PM from him asking if he was "the hub" that he needed to join up with for his role. The role is similar to the two lovers role that appeared in ATPG 2.

Have your free kill. Sorry Stranger, I done messed up. I should have kept my mouth shut about the mix up, but there will be other games.

ok see, this is where you go wrong acin. you have come with your message that you knew a name even before i contacted subotan and i never said anything about hubs or stuff that indicates that i am third party. subotan has been trying to shove the same dirt on me for some reason and now i know. its an attempt to save yourself and to shove the attention to me.

your reveal of a name was made on day one while i didnt contact subotan till day 2... how is this possible? that you knew my role before i even sent a pm about this game to anyone?

and why would you first claim such a thing to later pin it on me, supposedly a 3rd party role but there is no proof of it? also at first you claimed it was pmd directly to you, now you say you got it through subotan.

also in name of the game you say you wont reveal and then suddenly when it seems that the lie wont buy you the time u thought ud get you do reveal... and on top of that u reveal not a mafia name but supposedly a third party name of a guy that never even contacted you...

everyone who immediatly followed you after you just said JUMP is extremly fishy and should be closer examined.

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey





The Late Late Show with Saucy Slice



"Wow, what a day. I had to go to the hospital, my knee was acting up. Sorry about bailing on the program, ladies and gentlemen.

However, I'm here to close out the day, and share this odd message I got in my mailbox which is long overdue to be posted:"

We know you're out there, waiting for us, and we know we can't say too much or we'll all be dead, but just know, we know what you're doing, and we're going to put a stop to it. The people of this city will no longer suffer because of it.

Citizens, send anything weird you run into to smokingunman[at]live[dot]com, so that we can uncover this mystery. No, not that one. The other one. It's really deep and underground, you've probably never heard of it, but you have no idea what it could do.

"Very strange. However, rumor has it that I'll have an interview with a REAL, LIVE, FBI AGENT! Holy poop on a stick! That will happen sometime tonight or tomorrow. Isn't that great! I mean, well.... okay.... I don't really like the government, but it's still an honor to converse with a real representative of the FBI.

What sorts of questions should I ask him or her, listeners?"



If you want to request a question, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Subotan]

Have your free kill. Sorry Stranger, I done messed up. I should have kept my mouth shut about the mix up, but there will be other games.

Too dang right you should have. Why do you have to go make my life so much more complicated ACIN?

The Stranger is a third party role that is anti-town and I got confirmation of it from Subotan who got a PM from him asking if he was "the hub" that he needed to join up with for his role.

I can confirm this with our PM conversation. Quote Pyramids ahoy!:

Are you the hub I'm supposed to link up with?

Yeaup, and you're not the first to link up with me.

I've already had some ideas about longer term strategy, but I'm not sure what to do tonight. Thoughts?

I'm rather clueless and I thought that you would provide me with orders and also brief me about our current situation.

Oh of course, I just wanted to see how much you already knew. What do you want to know about?

I'm thinking of us joining in a protection group for the next few nights, so we can get some alibis for later in the game.

Is there a way that we could speak more directly? Through skype or msn?

I knew only to look out for certain keywords, but for example I don't know our numbers or other names. You are the first I've contacted. I don't want to know more than I need to actually.

Alright, that's enough information to get you lynched.

Start talking. What is your role? What does CDTC mean? [Capo di tutti Capi apparently -.- : Subotan] What is this "hub"? What are these code words? What are these numbers/other names?

I'm not going to spill the beans on you - there is absolutely no incentive for me to do so. I am however going to blackmail you. If you don't answer my questions and keep me informed as to the developments of your faction, then I will of course reveal you to be a scum of whatever kind.

I was planning to drain The Stranger dry of information about his faction, and then reveal it to the town when the time was right. The Stranger was at first uncooperative, so I let ACIN in on it, as we chat over Steam a lot. This was on day one. The Stranger then came around to my way of thinking, before I had had chance to reveal in-thread. This was why I was determined that ACIN was not going to be lynched.

ok see, this is where you go wrong acin. you have come with your message that you knew a name even before i contacted subotan and i never said anything about hubs or stuff that indicates that i am third party. subotan has been trying to shove the same dirt on me for some reason and now i know. its an attempt to save yourself and to shove the attention to me.

your reveal of a name was made on day one while i didnt contact subotan till day 2... how is this possible? that you knew my role before i even sent a pm about this game to anyone?

Nope.

[The Stranger]

lol you lie. and no i wonder why you lie.

1) you have tampered with the pms ive sent you. this is not at all our entire and truthful conversation
2) you lie about the date that this conversation has been held. this was in day 2 on the real date and exact time of your reply at 09-15-11 16:38

[Visor]

I doubt that Subotan. Look at the difference between his posts, and the sentence quality and structure.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Out beneath the cracks and coming in waves
Rolling like an earthquake under the pavement
Heavy now, tell me Mr.Truth

You got a lot of nerve
Now show a little backbone why don't you

I'm lookin' for some back and forth with you
Are you feeling the same as I do now and now and then?
I'm lookin' for some back and forth with you
Are you feeling the same as I do?
Down and out
… “Back and Forth”
… Foo Fighters


8:17PM Tuesday, 30 October 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey


The wrangling and arguments had flown around the room for hours. Earthling, an early suspect, mounted a defense against Mr. King (ACIN) that had seemed to turn the tables. Those were reversed as accusations of who had been where last night – and what had been done – were flung about with little restraint. It had been bitter and hard fought, but that was probably for the best given the goal of the Committee – death should never be meted out while bored.

In the end, it came down to votes, and the Director and his assistants diligently totaled the votes even as some members hurried over to change their votes to The Stranger in the last few minutes. In the end, it was Earthling whose name had the most hash marks next to it. Director Generalhankerchief stood and walked to the podium, one of the police squad just behind hiim....and the others stationed at the room’s exits.

Director Hankerchief was clad in an all-black ensemble; shirt, vest, tie, jacket, pants, socks, shoes. Fedora. Evidently the position of Director came with a wardrobe upgrade, and Hankerchief was making use of it in style. He settled down into a very comfortable chair, in contrast to the bland uniformity of the rest of the seats in the Executive Meeting Room, which were built for cheapness and not much else.

"So, this is the choice of the Committee then?" Everyone nodded, with Earthling squirming uncomfortably in his chair. It was not to be unexpected, but Hankerchief still wished that Earthling would have put on a better face. He was a gentleman of Fatlington, after all, and showing red with all the distinguished members of the Committee would not do, no, not do at all.

"Right then," said the Director. This was his first official speech to the Committee, he surmised, but he had no proper remarks for the occasion. "As Commissioner Fermanagh has so helpfully outlined, Fatlington is once again facing serious threat from the various Mafia families in the area. For some reason this town is a magnet to them, and we all know the cost of life whenever they come to town. Hard times are ahead. However, this does not mean that we are no longer entitled to life's little pleasures. This is not the War. There is no need for rationing. Everyone - and I mean everyone - deserves to be spoiled. And with that in mind..."

The Director snapped his fingers. The doors at the back of the room opened and four scantily-clad women, dressed more appropriately to be chorus line dancers than Director's assistants wheeled in a massive cart, filled to the brim with food. An overwhelming aroma overtook the room and soon all of the Committee members found their mouths watering.

"Earthling, your last meal," Director Hankerchief said, seemingly the only one impervious to the sensory assault. "Shaved jicama, cucumber, grapefruit and mint salad, southern-fried turkey tails and biscuits glazed with sage and black pepper honey butter, duck à l'orange, sauteed goose foie gras on toasted brioche with cherry-red wine sauce, bacon-wrapped New York strip, stuffed sweet potatoes with herbs, garlic, and blue cheese wrapped in prosciutto, and to top it off, a massive chocolate cake for dessert. Enjoy!"

{i}Earthling could only gape open-mouthed at what lay before him on the cart. It was easily the most delicious, most appetizing meal that anyone had ever seen.[/I] "Straight from the chefs at Iron Felix's," Director Hankerchief said. "Luckily for our budget it was on the house too. Come on Earthling, if you don't dig in then there are a hundred other people in this room who are more than willing to eat this amazing meal. You're about to die anyway, you might as well enjoy yourself."

"But... but there's so much..." Earthling's protest sounded hollow and weak even to himself.

"Eat." The sudden, unexpected intensity in GeneralHankerchief's voice instantly swept away Earthling's reservations and he finally went to town.

The Director kept the entire Committee seated and watching as Earthling chewed through his meal in silence. They watched, mouths watering, as Earthling made his way through the salad, cutting the various meat and poultry dishes and going through those evenly, balancing them out with the sweet potatoes. Most of the Committee members present even wished that *they* had been the ones marked for death today simply so that they could experience the pure deliciousness firsthand.

After thirty minutes of eating, still with some of the meat dishes unfinished, one thing that had become clear to everybody present was that Earthling was slowing down. Eventually the sensory assault had to subside in favor of the body's responses, and evidently Earthling's stomach had reached that point. Pushing his plates away from him, he wiped his mouth with a napkin, took a swig of water, and looked over at the Director. "Thanks very much for the meal, unfortunately I'm not able to finish it. I'm ready to go now, for whatever you have in mind for me."

Director Hankerchief gave a cool look at Earthling for a second before addressing the crowd as much as him. "No no no," he said, "this won't do at all. The chefs at Iron Felix's worked very hard on this meal, very hard indeed. Surely you would not want your last act on Earth to be something as extremely rude as not finishing a free meal, especially not one as delicious as this."

It was not a question. Earthling knew there was no arguing to be done, and grudgingly went back to his meal.

It became apparent to most of the Committee that the Director was trying to make a point, for every time Earthling hopefully looked up at the Director he simply glared and pointed back at the cart. After another fifteen minutes of laboring, Earthling, looking pale, finally finished his last bite of the strip steak.

"The cake," Director Hankerchief said. Even the four scantily-dressed women were glaring now.

Earthling groaned. He was feeling decidedly sick. Still, it would not serve to be rude, so he dove in, summoning every last bit of his effort to keep chewing away, to swallow, to wash it down with water, to cut another slice off the mammoth cake and restart the process. His stomach, is throat, were all burning, begging for mercy, but he knew he had to eat. And so he did. Bite after bite after bite after bite.

Some of the more enterprising members of the Committee were now beginning to openly bet on whether or not Earthling would be able to finish the cake or not before he passed out. With about a quarter of the cake to go, Earthling again looked up at the Director. Everyone in the room could clearly see the pain in his eyes, the weakness in his face. The undone buttons on his outfit.

"I'm so sick..." he mumbled.

"Finish it."

And so the misery, the torture, began again as Earthling, weeping in pain, went back to the cake. Somehow, he kept at it though, continuing to chew through his tears. The crowd was now openly cheering, rooting for Earthling to press on, to keep eating, come on, you can do it. This seemed to have no effect on Earthling. He had passed beyond recognition. Finally, after another thirty minutes, he speared the final bite with his fork. He raised it to his mouth, his hand trembled... and then he slumped over in his chair, defeated at last.

"You," [I}said the Director, pointing at one of his female assistants.[/I] "Check for a pulse."

She rushed over to Earthling, checking him, and a moment later indicated to the Director that she felt nothing.

"A shame," [I}said Hankerchief, finishing the last bit of cake for himself[/I], "It was a delicious bite too. Come on, everyone, we had better clear out of here post-haste. I can't imagine the kind of flatulence this corpse is going to produce."

The committee filed out into the dark of another Fatlington Fall night. It was the night of the 30th of October – “Devil’s Night” – and many of them were wondering exactly what kind of pranks they could look forward to. They would soon learn.

OOC

Please have your night orders PMs in no later than .

It would be easier to keep track of if you send two PMs, one for active and one for passive. Also, please label all such as "n2"

Earthling 28 (ATPG, Besker, Bsmith, Chaotix, Crazed Rabbit, Death is yonder, Frozen in Ice, GamerzRule, Ironside, Issaikhaan, Ishmael, jolt, Kagemusha, landlubber, LazyMcCrow, Memnon, Neri, Sasaki Kojiro, Scottishranger, Seon, SisterCoyote, Slash and earn, Subotan, ULC, Winston Hughes, Woad & fangs, Xenoneb, Zack)

ACIN 22 (Arjos, Beefy187, Choxorn, Clitsome, Craterus, Daveshack, Diamondeye, Diana Abnoba, ELITE, hero di classico, Jarema, Johhog, Kennigit, MRD, Renata, Romanic, Shlin28, Sprig, Sturmhauke, Suburban Plankton, Tratorix, Yaropolk)

The Stranger 11 (ACIN, Cahoma, Earthling, Erebus, Guiri, Lewwyn, Populous Romanus, qylphz, Secura, Visorslash, White_eyes)

Chaotix 3 (Cecil XIX, O!TheLastDays, Thefluffyone93)
Edse 2 (Believer, Peasant Phil)
ATPG 2 (BillMc, The Stranger)
Sasaki 2 (ByzantineKnight, Earthling)
Shlin28 1 (Niklas)
White_Eyes 1 (Andres)
Silver Jan 1 (edse)
ULC 1 (Backwards Logic)
Skotsko 1 (Gibsonsong91921)
Arjos 1 (Psychonaut)
Camikaze 1 (Tincow)
Diamondeye 1 (Xehh II)

No Lynch 1 (Skotsko)
Abstain 3 (B Ray, Monk, Riedquat)

[The Stranger]

this is the real conversation

Do you want to form some protection groups?

Yeaup, and you're not the first to link up with me.

I've already had some ideas about longer term strategy, but I'm not sure what to do tonight. Thoughts?

I'm rather clueless and I thought that you would provide me with orders.

I'm thinking of us joining in a protection group for the next few nights, so we can get some alibis for later in the game.

Is there a way that we could speak more directly? Through skype or msn?

You are the first I've contacted. I don't know any other people willing to do stuff and I don't want to know more than I need to actually.

Alright, that's enough information to get you lynched.

Start talking. What is your role? What does CDTC mean? Is this a code? What are these other names?

I'm not going to spill the beans on you - there is absolutely no incentive for me to do so. I am however going to blackmail you. If you don't answer my questions and keep me informed as to the developments of your faction, then I will of course reveal you to be a scum of whatever kind.

Oh, and one last thing - if you try to kill me, I guarantee that you will be lynched the following day. This is not an idle threat or a bluff, and you will treat as such at your peril.

I was quite taken aback by this sudden change in your attitude to me and i didnt understand why this was so my reply to you then was

Haha.

to which you did not reply.

now i understand why you did that as it was part of your plan to pin some dirt on me.

i talked to subotan on skype and he kept trying to blackmail me in an effort to make me tell the names of my associates and what my socalled group was. this is specifically odd because if you read ACIN's first reveal closely he says he knows something about someones role because that person missent a pm to him that was intended for seamus. if ACIN has truly received that pm from me, he would know what my role was and to which 3rd party group i belong. But clearly he doesnt know and nor does Subotan because he kept pressing me to reveal that info. Which i couldnt because i clearly didnt know what the hell he was talking about.

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[Subotan]

1) you have tampered with the pms ive sent you. this is not at all our entire and truthful conversation

I removed one non-critical sentence that I wrote, which I felt was unnecessary to the case. The Director already knows of it, and I am happy to PM anybody it if they ask for it.

2) you lie about the date that this conversation has been held. this was in day 2 on the real date and exact time of your reply at

Then why did my first PM from you pop into my inbox at 09-12-11 23:42?

[Cahoma]

I doubt that Subotan. Look at the difference between his posts, and the sentence quality and structure.

You've got a point. There's no capitalization in his posts, but there are in those PMs.

[The Stranger]

I removed one non-critical sentence that I wrote, which I felt was unnecessary to the case. The Director already knows of it, and I am happy to PM anybody it if they ask for it.



Then why did my first PM from you pop into my inbox at 09-12-11 23:42?

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because it didnt. i sent my first pm to you at 09-15-11 16:20

and you havent removed some stuff you added alot of bs...

[Subotan]

Do you want to form some protection groups?

You lie. Why the heck would I possibly think that you asking about protection groups would be something lynch-worthy?

You've got a point. There's no capitalization in his posts, but there are in those PMs.

There is no capitalisation in his Skype Conversation with me, if you want to see an excerpt:

[15/09/2011 21:13:53] Subotan: Sup
[15/09/2011 21:14:13] The Stranger: nm
[15/09/2011 21:14:14] The Stranger: u?
[15/09/2011 21:14:33] Subotan: Just watched an episode of Arrested Development with my sister
[15/09/2011 21:14:39] Subotan: Not much else though
[15/09/2011 21:14:49] The Stranger: ok :P
[15/09/2011 21:15:00] The Stranger: so you are heavy blackmailing ppl
[15/09/2011 21:15:52] Subotan: Basically yes :3
[15/09/2011 21:16:32] The Stranger: cool
[15/09/2011 21:16:39] The Stranger: what do you want from me?
[15/09/2011 21:16:53] Subotan: Just the questions I asked in the pm really
[15/09/2011 21:17:01] Subotan: We could start by finding out what your role is
[15/09/2011 21:17:14] The Stranger: we? so there is more of you?
[15/09/2011 21:17:26] The Stranger: or is that a figure of speech?
[15/09/2011 21:18:36] Subotan: Figure of speech
[15/09/2011 21:18:40] The Stranger: what makes you think i would give you those things? i cant trust you at all. trying to blackmail ppl who you think are scummy but you dont report to town immediatly... thats kinda fishy
[15/09/2011 21:18:45] Subotan: Sorry I forgot you're not a native English speaker things
[15/09/2011 21:18:53] Subotan: *duh why did I put things at the end
[15/09/2011 21:19:21] Subotan: Well information is valuable
[15/09/2011 21:19:41] Subotan: Besides, if I was a scum trying to prove my innocence, I would be all over the thread now screaming that you were some scum of kind
[15/09/2011 21:19:57] The Stranger: ah. but what do you have on me/
[15/09/2011 21:20:01] The Stranger: nothing really
[15/09/2011 21:20:09] Subotan: The knowledge that you are most certainly not pro-town
[15/09/2011 21:20:14] Subotan: Evidence even
[15/09/2011 21:20:20] The Stranger: but same can be said about you
[15/09/2011 21:20:36] The Stranger: evidence you have is all in pm which cant be revealed
[15/09/2011 21:20:41] The Stranger: also its not evidence
[15/09/2011 21:21:01] Subotan: PMs can be revealed; only writing in red can't

Notice how he doesn't deny that he is third party at any point, or that he petioned me thinking I was a third party don of some kind.

i talked to subotan on skype and he kept trying to blackmail me in an effort to make me tell the names of my associates and what my socalled group was. this is specifically odd because if you read ACIN's first reveal closely he says he knows something about someones role because that person missent a pm to him that was intended for seamus. if ACIN has truly received that pm from me, he would know what my role was and to which 3rd party group i belong. But clearly he doesnt know and nor does Subotan because he kept pressing me to reveal that info. Which i couldnt because i clearly didnt know what the hell he was talking about.

t

ACIN made up a load of stuff to throw you off guard.

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because it didnt. and you havent removed some stuff you added alot of bs...

It's your word against my evidence. We'll see what happens next phase.

[The Stranger]

you are again very selective in what you show to our beloved audience. but ofcourse after your weird sudden outburst of accusations i wasnt going to start crying in your lap and confess to something i am not guilty off. i dont see how you have any evidence and you have already admitted that youve tampered with the pms. on top of that you are lying about the date of our conversation which youve forgotten to change in our skype convo. its quite weird that weve only just started talking about this if ive already been pming you since 4 days...


so lets sum this up

1) you support a fake reveal by ACIN and lie about the date of our conversation
2) you add and take stuff out of our pm conversation, which you admit to, and you are selective in showing other socalled evidence because i did deny that i was third party only you dont show that in the part of our skype convo u revealed.
3) you have obviously been planning this in advance with ACIN since his fake reveal has come some days ago. I wonder what you wouldve done if i didnt contact you about ptgroups... would you have pinned it on someone else to save ACIN?

also funny to note:

[15/09/2011 21:19:41] Subotan: Besides, if I was a scum trying to prove my innocence, I would be all over the thread now screaming that you were some scum of kind

and what does he do a few hours later XD

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh god these walls of texts are so boring.

More music.







Hey! Careless Whisper!


It's totally a pun on these people blurting out incriminating stuff.

"Guilty feet have got no rhythm" indeed.

[The Stranger]

I removed one non-critical sentence that I wrote, which I felt was unnecessary to the case. The Director already knows of it, and I am happy to PM anybody it if they ask for it.



Then why did my first PM from you pop into my inbox at 09-12-11 23:42?

HAH i actually have a real alibi for this lie. I was playing age of empires at exactly that time.

http://aoe3.jpcommunity.com/rating2/...ble?pid=222397

there is my account and shows the rated games ive been playing, one which ended at 00:10

but before that with the same guy i played an unrated game which ended at 23:49

namely this game:
http://www.agecommunity.com/stats/Ga...0&md=ZS_Custom

and you can find it in this list:
http://www.agecommunity.com/stats/En...0&md=ZS_Custom

its listed here at the time of 21:49 but that is at gmt+0 and im at gmt+2 atm so if you add that you can see that i was in this game at the time of 23:49

to prove my ownership of this account you can check here
http://rts-sanctuary.com/Age-Of-Empi...howuser=107165

go the the record part and youll see that records are listed under the name of my in game account "noahtheterrible"

one example here: http://rts-sanctuary.com/Age-Of-Empi...&#entry2275795

my real name is umeu. and ye im #2 in the world atm with Age of Empires 3 XD

[Askthepizzaguy]

Citizens of Fatlington, the Fatlington Police Department wants to improve department-community relations. To show the Police Department's commitment to serving the community, we want to inform you of the work we have been doing on your behalf. Our detectives are out every night trying to solve crimes. Last night our detectives were investigating BillMc and Major Robert Dump. BillMc is innocent, but Major Robert Dump is a criminal. It is not standard operating procedure to share information like this with the community, but the Police Department felt that this information would help gain the trust of the citizens. We hope that this announcement will encourage alert citizens to work with the Police Department to stop crime. Please report any suspicious activity to fatlingtonpd@gmail.com. A detective will be assigned to investigate all credible leads. Do not resort to vigilante justice, leave the crime fighting to the professionals.

Have a safe day.

Fatlington Police Department

You know, I had an extremely busy day yesterday and I have an email inbox that gets loaded with hundreds of messages.


Apparently I'm no longer trusted by the anonymous police department because I have a real job and I need to SLEEP on occasion.

Thanks a whole lot, bite me. You try doing one half of what I do everyday. Try it.

[Major Robert Dump]

Such shenanigans so early in the game seem a little.....excessive. There are so many lurkers to lynch and murder, yet you all behaving like junior highschoolers trying to keep the fat chic from being crowned homecoming queen. I mean, she's fat, let her have her day in the sun.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I will be pulling a double shift, on no sleep, which leads to 36 hours of consciousness, and I'm single-handedly organizing groups to save your butts at night, and in case those fail, I got a doctor covering Bill. He's NEVER gonna die!

I'm worth more than your detective. I hate being shut out for making one mistake. I have a right to be upset.

You wanted to take it to the public, so here it is. All our dangly bits all exposed. Fun fun.


ooooh I need a breather. That stung a lot.

[Major Robert Dump]

I'm confused where that police dispatch came from. Was that posted somewhere? because I missed it.


Anyway, I will have you all know that our stellar police department is less than forthcoming since they conveniently leave out the fact that I was INACTIVE last night. So either your PD is half-assing it and can only do surface scans and not deep scans (read:innacurate, wannabe cops), or they can do full scans and intentionally left out the fact that I was inactive.

Criminal does not mean mafia. Prostitutes are criminals, pot heads are criminals, insurance salesmen are criminals. I'd be willing to wager the vast majority of nuetrals in this game are petty criminals who can go either way. As it turned out, I chose to do nothing last night because I figured some douche cop would scan me and I did not want to appear active. As it turns out, that made no difference.

WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN

[Sigurd]

Subotan using 'we'? ... history dictates scummy.

[Populus Romanus]

Being neutral is being protown and promafia. However, he seems to be very protown and not helping the mafia at all. What with starting the (ridiculous) case on Earthling, that doesn't look very neutral to me. So then one must wonder: what is he doing to benefit the mafia? What has he been telling them?

[robbiecon]

Here's the whole lot of the second e-mail from the PD, which all on the mailing list received:


Citizens of Fatlington, this announcement is to all citizens who publicised their contact information except a few we could not understand. Please post this email and the email forwarded below. The below message was sent to Askthepizzaguy yesterday, but he has kept the information for himself and has not publicised it as he should have. Do not trust Askthepizzaguy, he is not a friend of the town. The Fatlington Police Department will no longer use Askthepizzaguy as its contact with the citizens. That person will be whoever publicises this full email first.

Based on our information and a recent statement made by BillMc, the Fatlington Police Department highly recommends that BillMc be protected for the foreseeable future.

Have a safe day.

Fatlington Police Department

On Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 1:08 PM, A B wrote:
Citizens of Fatlington, the Fatlington Police Department wants to improve department-community relations. To show the Police Department's commitment to serving the community, we want to inform you of the work we have been doing on your behalf. Our detectives are out every night trying to solve crimes. Last night our detectives were investigating BillMc and Major Robert Dump. BillMc is innocent, but Major Robert Dump is a criminal. It is not standard operating procedure to share information like this with the community, but the Police Department felt that this information would help gain the trust of the citizens. We hope that this announcement will encourage alert citizens to work with the Police Department to stop crime. Please report any suspicious activity to fatlingtonpd [at] gmail.com. A detective will be assigned to investigate all credible leads. Do not resort to vigilante justice, leave the crime fighting to the professionals.

Have a safe day.

Fatlington Police Department

[Askthepizzaguy]

Half of the town will scan as criminal, MRD; the wiseguys will mostly scan criminal, some townies will. Criminal is actually a better read than guilty, because it means you're either guilty (much lower chance at this stage of the game) or one of the many wiseguys who haven't killed anyone, which is points in your favor, or one of the unlucky townies who have a past.

The scans are better than nothing, but they are misleading. It's better to gather more scans before revealing, but I understand the email move.


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To the FPD:


It was on my to-do list but it got buried pages back in my email inbox. It is probably my fault because my org inbox is also flooded with requests for songs, the anonymous message thing, not to mention night coordination. Something like that I should have posted right away, but I got the original message at a bad time, I couldn't post it immediately. I'm just human. It shouldn't have read as an intentional thing, if I was trying to block the results then I wouldn't have allowed and encouraged folks to send me anonymous stuff anyway; then they could just do it for someone else if I refused. I am in a position where I couldn't refuse; it would be counterproductive.

Then I have too much on my brain I couldn't remember I was supposed to post it.


Did you ever have a day like that? That's been my week.

[Sigurd]

Another thing... now that GH got elected and everything.
Where do whores go?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't even want to see that message. It's making me so upset.

All I can see is my name over and over again, mocking me.


Serves me right, though. I did ask for this, didn't I?

Hey look, I still have 45 minutes to sleep before work.