#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Link works now.
Is that all it would have taken to over-come the fear of me being so very, very hurt that I'd been beaten, that I would deliberately throw the game to the town just to spite you? I'm a mafiosa from birth, baby. Was NOT going to happen.
You could sell coal to Newcastle, couldn't you? *shakes head*
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 11-26-2011 at 03:07.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Face it, Donna Corleone is a (insert vulgar word here). I'm still pulling for a Corleone victory too, btw. Works better for me, you know.
Renata, why did you link me to a picture of Pizza?
Lynch scene has finally been updated. Thank you for your patience.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
I congratulate you on the Moby Dick reference ATPG - now who in there was Ishmael?![]()
You let him attack me because you thought *I* was the SK? I have been working for you doing night actions for the entire game and you still thought I was the SK? You suck man. I don't care if you didn't want me to die, that's still twice you've screwed me over now.
A ha ha! Rainbows and unicorns! Rainbows and unicorns!
The actual serial killer has been working for me and doing night actions the entire game as well. That wasn't an indicator.
It was down to you and one other person, a 50/50 shot.
You've got every right to be upset but given the circumstances I'd have done it again. You don't turn down a coin flip to remove the serial killer.
Think what you will of me, I don't take it personally, but I think most people would have made the exact same call.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Ah.... TLD.
Why?
FBI victory is imminent.
Believer says (11:06):
Can I have the 3 last replies as a signature?
ATPG says (11:06):
No.
Believer says (11:06):
Why?
ATPG says (11:06):
not org-appropriate
Believer says (11:07):
Nothing we say is org-appropriate
Night has ended, no more orders will be accepted.
Please allow time for processing.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
I once again need a clarification, which is the reason for the delay.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
"And how can we win
When fools can be kings
Don't waste your time
Or time will waste you
No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive"
...Knights of Cydonia
...Muse
Night Twenty -- The Streets of Fatlington
It was a fairly quiet night in Fatlington. The utter decimation of the Committee of Vigilance would do that to any town. Plus, with nearing three weeks of constant, terrible violence, the rest of the sleepy shore town had taken the hint and either boarded up or hightailed it out of town. Only the hardcores remained.
Niklas knew better than to go out at night. He knew where the line was and where he stood. His best chance of surviving was hunkering down and hoping for the best. But then, something terrible happened when Niklas was in full survival mode.
He had run out of beer.
This was unacceptable. And so, damning the risk, he went out to the nearest 24-hour convenience store to get his beer.
Checking all visual quadrants, he determined the store to be empty save for the cashier before going inside. It was safe to get his beer, after all. Just as he was paying for it, the door to the men's room burst open andtwo figures machine-gunned him mercilessly, draping an Italian flag over his body and taking the beer for themselves before leaving.
When the cashier determined all was clear (this time for real), he quickly revived Niklas and explained to him that an ambulance was on its way to take him to Mercy Hospital."They never paid for the beer," he said, gritting his teeth. "They'll get what's coming to them for that." Niklas decided he needed the alcohol now more than ever.
They would have machine-gunned him mercilessly were it not for yet another figure who burst out of the women's room and brandished a large and nasty-looking machine gun of his own. Both attackers made a split-second decision that it wasn't worth it and decided to leave Niklas be, entirely unharmed.
As soon as Death is yonder saw the red knife embedded in the sidewalk ahead of him, he knew he was in trouble. Knowing better, he immediately turned tail and ran, but his lone pursuer was quickly catching up to him, not having missed a stride at all to take his knife out of the ground. This man was simply more athletic than DiY, who said a quick "Hail Mary" as he was running for his life.
The pursuer was gaining ground, but he needed to kill with authority, panache. He figured a thrown knife perfectly embedded in the back of DiY's head would meet this end. And so, he brought his arm back to throw.
"Ow!" A sharp pain immediately entered his entire arm, and he found it nearly immobile. Throwing the knife was now out of the question. He stopped stride entirely to examine the source of this pain and found that somebody had lodged a blow-dart in his throwing arm. He wasn't sure if it had been tipped with poison or not, but he decided it was best to go home and treat the wound just in case.
9:01AM, Friday, 17 November 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey
"So yeah, no deaths today after all," Commissioner Fermanagh said, "though one of your number has been wounded. Now, for the usual body report. Backwards Logic and kennigit were Mades, GamezRule was a Don, and Secura was a Rogue Detective. On the sides of good, shlin28 was a loyal townie and was working to take down the Communists from the inside, and Believer was one of Hoover's boys with the FBI. Not much more to say, I guess." He stepped down, going back to his familiar bottle, handing off the gavel to Director Askthepizzaguy.
OOC
Day Twenty-one begins. You are voting to lynch and to select a Director.
Phase ends:
Feedback PMs will go out tomorrow after I get some sleep. As always, PM me with administrative issues.
Attacked = 65: Askthepizzaguy (n1, n2, n4, n5, n8), Raskolnikov (n1), Slash and earn (n1, n6), slysnake (n1, n3), Earthling (n1), a completely inoffensive name (n2), Master Necromanver (n2), Cahoma (n2), El Barto (n2), Montmorency (n2, n4), Chaotix (n2, n3, n11, n12, n19), taillesskangaru (n3), Secura (n3), Ameranth (n3), Craterus (n3), Cecil XIX (n3, n6), johnhughthom (n4), Ishmael (n4), Drunk Clown (n4, n5), Psychonaut (n5), Suburban Plankton (n4), Sasaki Kojiro (n4), scottishranger (n4, n10), edse (n5), Erebus (n5, n6, n15), Diana Abnoba (n6, n10), J.D. (n6), Zack (n6), Camikaze (n7), Hero di Classico (n7), Diamondeye (n7, n9), guiri (n8), Khazaar (n8, n9, n11), Riedquat (n8), robbiecon (n8), Scienter (n8 x2), sturmhauke (n8), Jarema (n9), Oh! TheLastDays! (n10, n17, n18), qlyphz (n10, n12), Psychonaut (n11), Crazed Rabbit (n12), Erebus (n12), BillMC (n12), Secura (n13), Beefy (n13), white eyes (n13), B_Ray (n14), Renata (n14, n15), Tiaexz (n14), Kennigit (n15), gibsons (n15), Believer (n16), Death is Yonder (n16, n20), shlin28 (n16), Seon (n17), hero di classico (n18), autolycus (n19), Ironside (n19)
Wounded = 22: Slysnake (n1, n3), Lord Brennus (n3), Tratorix (n4), edse (n5), Erebus (n6), Psychonaut (n6), Choxorn (n7), dcmort93 (n7), Zack (n7), guiri (n8), Monk (n8), Sasaki (n9), Lewwyn (N11), Neri (N11), Scottishranger (n13, n18), Sturmhauke (n13), BillMC (n14), The Stranger (n14), Winston Hughes (n14), Renata (n18)
Killed = 75: Captain Black Adder [townie] (n1), Pharoah [townie] (n2), Moros [luca] (n2), ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK [townie] (n2), TinCow [detective] (n3), Xenoneb [townie] (n3), El Barto [detective] (n3), Arjos [FBI chief] (n3), Ameranth [wiseguy] (n4), Lord Winter [wiseguy] (n4), Suburban Plankton [detective] (n5), slysnake [townie] (n5), Lord Brennus [townie] (n5), Bow-wow-wow [townie] (n5), ByzantineKnight [townie] (n6), Kagemusha [serial killer] (n6), Tratorix [FBI] (n6), Raskolnikov [wiseguy] (n6), Nictel [wiseguy] (n6), J.D. [wiseguy] (n6), Visorslash [communist leader] (n7), Cecil XIX [townie] (n7), Drunk Clown [luca] (n7), Johnhughthom [wiseguy] (n7), Jolt [Made] (n7), Romanic [wiseguy] (n7), fubbleskag [doctor] (n8), Ibn-Khaldun [townie] (n8), Memnon [townie] (n8), robbiecon [townie] (n8), Andres [Special Agent] (n8), Camikaze [Made] (n8), Frozen in Ice [wiseguy] (n8), woad&fangs [townie] (n9), Zack [townie] (n9), Zim [Luca] (n9), Choxorn [townie] (n9), dcmort93 [townie] (n9), Diamondeye [wiseguy] (n10),
AggonyKing [townie] (n10), God Emperor [made] (n10), Skotsko [made] (n10), slash and earn [townie] (n10), thefluffyone93 [rogue detective] (n10), Craterus [townie] (n11), Peasant Phill [Don] (n11), Sasaki [Don] (n11), ULC [townie] (n11), Khazaar [townie] (n12), Johhog [Wiseguy] (n12), qlyphz [townie] (n12), Lewwyn [made] (n13), Monk [townie] (n13), Yaropolk [townie] (n13), Cahoma [Luca] (n14), guiri [townie] (n14), Psychonaut [detective] (n14), Scienter [Made] (n14), B_Ray [townie] (n16), gnarlycharlie [Don] (n16), Sigurd [communist recruit] (n16), Sprig [Made] (n16), Clitsome [communist] (n17), fyremarble [don] (n17), gibsonsg91921 [luca] (n17), Winston Hughes [made] (n17), Backwards Logic [Made] (n18), Believer [FBI] (n18), GamezRule [don] (n18), kennigit [Made] (n18), Secura [rogue] (n18), Bsmith (n19), Jarema (n19), Neri (n19), Tiaexz (n19), White eyes (n19), Xehh II (n19)
Lynched = 19: Earthling [townie] (d2), a completely inoffensive name [townie] (d3), Subotan [wiseguy] (d3), Major Robert Dump [wiseguy] (d4), Ishmael [communist] (d5), Montmorency [wiseguy] (d6), landlubber [Made] (d8), Captain Blackadder [townie] (d9), Riedquat [townie] (d10), Edse [surgeon] (d11), Populus Romanus [surgeon] (d12), Crazed Rabbit [made] (d13), Sturmhauke (d15) [townie], The Stranger (d15) [rogue], BillMC [detective] (d16), Erebus (d17) [townie], shlin28 [townie] (d18), Scottishranger (d19)
Wogged = 5: bestrfcplayer (n6), cpdwane [townie] (n4), Master Necromanver [Don] (n4), taillesskangaru [townie] (n4), Silver Jan (d16)
Added: Autolycus (d4)
Active (17):
Askthepizzaguy, Autolycus, Beefy187, DaveShack, Death is yonder, Diana Abnoba, Double A, hero di classico, Ironside, Krill, LazyMcCrow, Nightbringer, Niklas, O!TheLastDays!, Renata, Seon, SisterCoyote
Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 11-27-2011 at 18:58.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Nightbringer said he was covering Niklas.
Nightbringer has every motive to get additional protections; Nightbringer also trusts me and I trust him, after yesterday especially, and I told him Niklas was being hit, and to cover Niklas.
I have the transcript here:
Originally Posted by Nightbringer
There was no further communication, that protection should have happened as agreed to.
Niklas, was not me, dude. I have zero powers left or I would have been using them on YOU guys to stop you from killing us. And nobody that works with me should have such powers or we would have used them in the war, to stop ourselves from dying.
No, this has nothing to do with the Clemenza.... no idea in the slightest as to why this protection failed.
The writeup might imply that an inexperienced doctor tried to save his life, but he was wounded anyway.... maybe a rogue is powerful enough to cause an injury even with protection, but I don't know that for a fact either, and the writeup does appear at least similar to one where there's no protection at all.
I am not pointing fingers at anyone, but Clemenza family both ordered protection on Niklas and had nothing to do with removing it if it was there, because he said he was joining us and I believed him. Ok so what the heck happened. I kept my word regarding everything that went down last night, including the hits on protected targets for my doctor friends here, and that's a big fat risk to my people, so... no, I kept my word. What happened, Nightbringer?
Well, he survived and if he was able to join the Clemenza as he said then he's in. I still don't understand why he was injured and not protected, though.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 11-27-2011 at 10:27.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I certainly sent in a protection, I have no clue why it didn't worked and haven't received any results yet. I did just find out from the hosts that I haven't had enough successful protections to become a surgeon, so maybe that is why. I am not sure why I'm still a doctor though as I know of at least three times in which I was one of the people protecting a person who was hit during the night.
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The mechanics of being a doctor are a little fuzzy, but if you've done enough protections you become a doctor automatically.
Were you a starting doctor? If so, did someone promote to surgeon on the same protection that would have promoted you? They cannot promote 2 on the same person, IIRC.
What matters to you is number of successful protections. After yesterday (frankly, before yesterday) we neither had the skills nor the interest in stopping your protect, if anything we would have stopped SisCoy's protection and made Death is yonder die, if we were going to do that.
Niklas was capable of joining us and still should have done so, no way did we stop your protection on him. We would have gotten DIY instead.
Is there even a slight chance of a protected target being injured even during a successful protect? Let me recheck the game mechanics and the role PM.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 11-27-2011 at 11:50. Reason: Said hit instead of protect, made no sense
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
No one died on our part, so that helps.
vote:Death is Yonder
select:Seon
Doctors can win with us, Renata can't.
That said, there's something extremely odd about that failed protect.
Vote: Renata
Select: Askthepizzaguy
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
never mind
Last edited by Renata; 11-27-2011 at 13:28.
Vote: OTLD
Select: Askthepizzaguy
After some considerations, I'll be voting
Vote: O!TLD
We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7
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Well, ain't this hilarious?
Big mistake on my part, there should have been a doctor covering Niklas. Will rework the writeup shortly.
This is why we don't resolve orders at 3 in the morning...
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Figures.
Okay, I've (shoddily) reworked the writeup and all feedback PMs should now be out. PM me if I missed anything.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
vote: OTLD select: ATPG
embrace: AcronymsFTW :2thumbsup
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