I still think we haven't resolved the Diana problem. Meaning, she's still alive.
Vote: Diana
I still think we haven't resolved the Diana problem. Meaning, she's still alive.
Vote: Diana
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK.![]()
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Last edited by Jarema; 05-06-2012 at 21:22.
Vote: Diana
Because I still demand a blood tribute.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Last edited by Zack; 05-06-2012 at 22:50.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Why have you changed your tune, Mr. I'm-Acting-Like-A-Confirmed-Innocent?
Yes, Diana made a case that might not have been the greatest, but it was what -- Day 2? Should we lynch every person who presents a mediocre case on Day 2? Of course not. Should Diana be viewed with suspicion? Sure, whatever. But should you keep voting her with no further discussion or contribution, refusing to help find scum until she dies? Of course not.
The case on Diana is just as silly as the one she made on GH.
Regardless, feel free to vote for Diana, but please try to contribute something more substantial than "Diana must die Diana must die Diana must die praise GH".
Last edited by Zack; 05-07-2012 at 00:24.
Diana must die Diana must die Diana must die praise GH
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
OK well that round is over. Let's see who died then, then.
Ishmael- Zaccino
Zaccino- Lazy
Pharaoh- Ishmael
atheotes- Arjos
Jarema- W_E
Csargo- Andres
Diana- Chaotix, issaikhaan![]()
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 05-07-2012 at 01:43.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Chaotix: "I still think Diana should host this mafia."
issaikhaan: "Yes. That is what needs to happen next."
Everyone else: "Meh."
Chaotix: "ALL GLORY TO THE HANKERCHIEF."
issaikhaan: "ALL GLORY TO THE HANKERCHIEF."
Zaccino: "No, he's not glorious, as a matter of fact, he's actually quite-ALL GLORY TO THE HANKERCHIEF."
Everyone: "All praise the glorious general, hallowed be thy kerchief.
The father of all .Org mafia.
The bringer of scumbags, detectives, and 'niller roles.
The Godfather of Godfathers.
With handy tissues, my pocket he fills
The host who every sorrow stills
To GH all praise and glory.
What power roles GH hath made
Are few and far between
By morning lynch or evening murder
His writeups always slay me.
From the kingdom of peace and love
To the hallowed gameroom page
To GH all praise and glory!"
issaikhaan: "Our General is great."
All: "Our General is great."
Chaotix: "His cause is just."
All: "His cause is just."
issaikhaan: "To him we offer a virgin sacrifice."
Chaotix: "A virgin sacrifice."
Diana: "A virgin sacrifice!?!"
Askthepizzaguy: "A virgin sacrifice?"
Chaotix and issaikhaan: "A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!"
Diana Abnoba: "Well, I'm sure this is quite an honor. Really, but I... I must decline."
issaikhaan: "To refuse an honor of this magnitude would be disrespectful to our great General."
Diana Abnoba: "But I would never dishonor the great Hankerchief, I mean really, what have I ever done?"
Suddenly, GeneralHankerchief springs back to life, not unlike some pizza-related guys we know and tolerate. He brings with him a worm-and-dirt covered tome, and flips many pages, and plops it down on the desk in front of Diana.
GeneralHankerchief begins reading.
"Tyler felt the young woman's passionate embrace, and her amorous lips locked tightly against his own. He closed his eyes and felt things he never felt before... and indeed, experienced things he had never experienced.
The young woman's skin began to split, all down her back, separating from the shoulder blades all the way down to her tailbone. From this huge opening in her skin, a writhing mass of pulsating tentacles emerged, and wrapped around Tyler's helpless, paralyzed body. The body of Alyssa Martin melted away, revealing her true form underneath... a being totally alien from anything Tyler had ever seen before. Alyssa's pretty face split in half and slid off of the exoskeleton underneath the layer of skin, revealing a terrifying jaw filled with razor sharp teeth.
Tyler screamed at that very moment, a strange combination of heated passion and unimaginable horror. The Bride Creature rolled over, lifting Tyler above her with her tentacles, and unhinged her jaw. Tyler screamed and screamed as he was fed into the Queen feet first, sliding down her slippery throat with ease, her body contorting and expanding to make room. Tyler could barely move his arms, but he was not nearly strong enough to resist. He felt the hot, wet interior of the creature gripping his body tightly, coating him in some kind of acid, which seemed to dissolve the paralytic slime he was previously covered with. He tried to grab his weapon, the grenade launcher, determined to slay this creature and kill himself in the process, but he couldn't quite reach it. The Queen's tongue wrapped around his body and pulled him further inside her mouth, and Tyler screamed one final time before her jaw snapped shut, biting down on his neck, breaking it instantly and ending his life. He lost consciousness then, mercifully, as his corpse slid down the gullet of the Queen, and into her digestive sac where he would be broken down to serve as food for their numerous offspring."
Diana Abnoba: "Oh, that. Although our children are bizarre and grotesque alien freaks with an insatiable desire for human flesh, I still love them, don't you?"
GeneralHankerchief: "I think you missed the part where you ate my corpse."
Diana Abnoba: "Right. Well, in my defense, you WERE delicious. Plus, I hadn't eaten all day, and I had just outrun a bunch of villagers bent on killing me. And then you came along and you were just so funny, and charming, and had just the right combination of genetic markers which would allow our species to copulate, and then I needed nutrients and well, you weren't doing anything terribly important with your body, so I ate it."
GeneralHankerchief: "Would someone please KILL HER."
Chaotix: "I got you, big G. One writhing mass of disgusting tentacles, served well done, coming up!"
Chaotix pulled out a rocket propelled grenade launcher. From his attache case. The one you never see. Trust me, it's there, somehow.
Diana Abnoba: "Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Chaotix: "Very funny. Now, do you have any last requests?"
Diana Abnoba: "I'd really like to spend the last moments of my life getting re-acquainted with my groom over there."
GeneralHankerchief: "Stay away from me."
Diana Abnoba: "I just want to hold hands and reminisce about the good times we shared together."
GeneralHankerchief: "You covered me in paralytic goo and decapitated me praying-mantis style. I do NOT want to reminisce about that."
Diana Abnoba: "How about one last kiss, for old times' sake? Or one last dance?"
GeneralHankerchief: "You're the queen of the alien harpies, and I don't want you within 100 feet of me, alive or dead!"
Diana Abnoba: *breaks down sobbing* "You heartless monster! How could you treat me this way after the love we shared!?!"
GeneralHankerchief: "THAT WASN'T LOVE! THAT WAS ALIEN-ON-MAN FREAKISHNESS!"
Diana Abnoba: "I gave you my heart, I gave you my hopes, I gave you my body...."
GeneralHankerchief: "I gave you my brains, I gave you my internal organs, I gave you indigestion...."
Diana Abnoba: "I gave you a child..."
GeneralHankerchief: "Three children, and they were all horrible grotesque killing machines."
Diana Abnoba: "You never came to any of their baseball games, recitals, or their graduation!"
GeneralHankerchief: "They died minutes after birth, while trying to destroy the human race."
Diana Abnoba: "You still should have been there for them."
GeneralHankerchief: "I WAS DEAD! Still am, if I recall. Although I can't really tell, this narrative makes no sense. Am I dead or alive right now, Pizza?"
Askthepizzaguy: "......................Yes?"
GeneralHankerchief: "Can we get on with this already. Please."
Askthepizzaguy: "I believe the lady requested a dance. I'm inclined to honor that much."
GeneralHankerchief: "You do it, I'm dead."
Askthepizzaguy: "So am I, but I believe the lady wants to dance with you."
Diana Abnoba: *waves flirtingly*
GeneralHankerchief glares at Pizza.
GeneralHankerchief: "I am so gonna get you when it's my turn to host. I still owe you a death from Capo IV, Pizza boy."
Askthepizzaguy: "Bring it on, sneezy! Right now, it's the last dance. Some music, please."
Andres put on his cool shades, and switched on his very retro-looking boombox which he carried on his shoulder and started bobbing his head with the music.
Diana Abnoba: "Let's dance, darling! For old times' sake!"
GeneralHankerchief: "I've got a bad feeling about this. I'm paying close attention to the lyrics."
Last dance
Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight
I need you by me
Beside me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad
GeneralHankerchief: "Does that mean she was guilty?"
Askthepizzaguy: *shakes his head* "I can't really tell you that."
So let's dance the last dance
Let's dance the last dance
Let's dance this last dance tonight
Last dance
Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight
I need you by me
Beside me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad
Diana Abnoba: "Having fun yet, my love?"
GeneralHankerchief: "This isn't so bad, I guess...."
So let's dance the last dance
Let's dance the last dance
Let's dance this last dance tonight
Yeah, will you be my Mr. Right
Can you fill my appetite
GeneralHankerchief: "HEY, WAIT JUST A MINUTE...."
I can't be sure
That you're the one for me
But all that I ask
Is that you dance with me
Dance with me, yeah....
Diana Abnoba: "I'm still famished, my sweet prince"
GeneralHankerchief: "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!"
Chaotix fired the RPG and incinerated the both of them. GH died with a relieved smile on his face, as well as a bunch of Diana's smoking entrails. The rest of the spectators began wiping goo off of themselves.
Askthepizzaguy: "Love. Sometimes it's messy, and ends with a bang. But always so memorable."
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [18/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [15/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
BEGIN NIGHT FIVE
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 05-07-2012 at 03:05.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
A fine addition to my Fiction folder.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Totally awesome write up Pizza!!
I loved that game, especially that write up when I had praying mantis love making with my groom, GH. (for those that weren't in that game it was called Dark Falls hosted by our illustrious, most cheesiest Pizzaguy).
I'm sad that I'm dead now, but at least with that great write up, it helps to ease the pain from the RPG. Thanks Pizza.
Sultry Mafia Babe
Diana Abnoba- Goddess of the Hunt
Elaborate and impractical torture methods are already being designed in anticipation for my revenge.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Who needs role-reveals when we have some of the most hilarious write-ups ever?![]()
SalmonSoil stirred in his sleep. He thought he heard a banging noise outside his window. He rolled out of bed to check it out.
He couldn't quite see anything, so he opened up the window and stuck his head out, curiously.
A bowling ball struck him in the head, and he blacked out.
When he came to, he was trapped in a body bag, being dragged roughly on the ground. He screamed and tried to get out, but whenever he did, someone struck him with a shovel. He decided to play dead and listen carefully. He heard the sounds of shoveling dirt, and not a whole lot else. He was hoping whoever it was would leave him unattended so he could escape.
Off in the distance, the sound of a truck approaching gave SalmonSoil some hope for a rescue. It seemed to be getting closer, and closer, and then it started to make the backing up noise.
"Time to sleep with the fishes." said a voice.
SalmonSoil tried to break free from the bag and escape, but he was dragged over a steep drop and left in the bag. SalmonSoil struggled with the zipper from the inside, and soon enough, he started to worm his way free. He saw the stars, and he breathed in the fresh air.
Something smelled fishy, though.
The truck began to lift up, and dump its cargo into the open grave. SalmonSoil hadn't quite freed himself completely from the bag, and he looked up to see...
fish.
Thousands and thousands of fish. And they buried him completely, their heavy, wet bodies crushing him.
"Salmon. Soil. GET IT???"
SalmonSoil groaned his last, and not just because of how bad the joke was. He could no longer breathe.
Arjos was feeling a little bored. When a bearded figure crashed through his bedroom window, swinging from a rope, Arjos knew that he was going to have an interesting evening.
"Yarrr! I be here to collect on an old debt, matey. Your treasure or your head!"
"Treasure? What treasure? All I've got is a bunch of Spider-Man comic books and a bunch of Star Wars figurines still in their original packaging!"
"A fine booty that be, but not good enough I fear. Time ye be walkin' the plank!"
"I'll do no such thing! I will not be pillaged and/or plundered!"
"Well then we'll be crossin' sabres, lad. Look sharp, because me blade's even sharper!"
"I have just the right saber for this battle."
the sound of an authentic Darth Vader lightsaber toy switching on fills the bedroom. The red glow lights up Arjos' face as he prepares for battle.
"You guessed wrong about that, matey."
With a single swing, the plastic toy is cut in half. Arjos looks shocked that the replica is so easily destroyed.
"You ruined my fantasy world, man! I don't even WANT to live anymore!"
Arjos rushes to the bedroom window and hurls himself out of it. The Pirate just stands there dumbfounded.
"....Yarrr."
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [16/33]
Andres
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [17/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Begin Day Six.
48 hours.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 05-09-2012 at 14:50.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Shiver me timbers! :D
vote: White Eyes
explain why you are so.
Vote : Csargo
And where is robbiecon?
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
vote: Andres for now so that I don't forget to vote again. This afternoon, when I have a bit more time, I'll see if I can find a proper case against somebody.
Vote: Chaotix
I guess you could say I'm sleeping with the fishes.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
Vote: Andres
Because I can only log on about once every two days and you continually rejected my idea that Diana dying was a fantastic idea.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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