Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]

[atheotes]

Vote: Kagemusha

[Csargo]

Vote: Kagemusha

Vote:atheotes

ok, let it be vote:Chaoix

So, do you have anything else to add or is that it?

[Andres]

I didn't even know atheotes was playing

[LazyMcCrow]

Diana, I've been trying to lynch those two all game, but no one will follow me.

Vote: Chaotix

I think you're chatting to dead mafia and I think you're the last mafia.

[Kagemusha]

Vote: Zaccino Why change your vote to retaliation vote against Ihmael`, if you have been trying to consistently get me and Chaotix lynched?

[Double A]

Best. Death. Ever.

[seireikhaan]

Diana, Maybe you might actually give some reason why you want me dead? Just because? And Khaan, You deserve the prize for the lamest vote of month awards.
"Something is not right with Kage." Tell me when everything was right about Kage? Lynching me by default is not the greatest of ideas. In any case i have to think a bit wo to vote and i need to drag my buttom to work before that.

Huhm.... know what. Mafia kage would never get defensive about such a lame vote. Not this early.

unvote: Kagemusha

[Andres]

Huhm.... know what. Mafia kage would never get defensive about such a lame vote. Not this early.

unvote: Kagemusha

You smell fishy.

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Chaotix

In case I don't get another chance. Somethin' aint right that I'm still alive.

[Zack]

Vote: Zaccino Why change your vote to retaliation vote against Ihmael`, if you have been trying to consistently get me and Chaotix lynched?

I've voted for Ishmael before this round as many times as I've voted for you or Chaotix. Once.

And I didn't realize moving to a superior case was an indication of scum. My apologies, I'll make a note of that for future reference.

[Andres]

Vote: Chaotix

In case I don't get another chance. Somethin' aint right that I'm still alive.

WIFOM.

[White_eyes:D]

Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes

FoS:everyone with less then 10 posts

[Andres]

Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes

And WIFOM.

[atheotes]

I didn't even know atheotes was playing

You would have killed me if you had known?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Zaccino: Lazy, Ishmael, Kagemusha
Chaotix: Jarema, Khaan
Kagemusha: atheotes
Ishmael: Zaccino, Chaotix
atheotes: Csargo, White Eyes

[Askthepizzaguy]

LazyMcCrow: "Well Zack, it's come down to this. We know what you've been doing. We know you want to host this Mafia. You want to host it so badly, that you're capable of.... MURDER."

Ishmael: "MURDER MOST FOUL!"

Kagemusha: "Plus, your vote is kinda all over the place. Scumbag!"

Zaccino: *sigh*

LazyMcCrow: "See! Right there! He's trying to pretend that he doesn't care that he's about to be lynched! The mark of a true scum."

Ishmael: "I say he's trying to feign townie frustration. Well it won't work! We see through your little schemes."

Kagemusha: "You tried to kill my friend Ishmael, and you tried to kill my friend Chaotix. Now the tables have turned, and you shall be the one who dies!"

Zaccino: "Yay."

Ishmael: "Now you shall die in a manner befitting a scum of your caliber! Right?"


......


Askthepizzaguy: "What? Oh, yeah. Ummm.... and then there was a whole boat.... full of like... zombie pirate ninjas. And the zombie pirates were all.... like... flipping out and tossing ninja stars everywhere, and going 'yarrr' and stuff. And then there was another boat full of like... ghost jesters. And they started firin' their lasers at each other, because they had lasers. And then there was a robot vampire cult that showed up from... the sky, and they began biting everyone and turned them into cyber-vampires. But there was also a renegade vampire who was all "I'm not like the others, I'm a warrior for the side of righteousness and peace and love" and he started un-vampiring everyone with his anti-vampire... um... phaser pistol. But before that happened, he was out walking around and like, buying a coffee, and the dude behind the counter kept messing up his order, so he asked to see the manager, and the guy was all "I am the manager!" but then this really hot chick showed up and she had a katana, and totally ran off the coffee guy, and then they fell in love and it was magical, but the ghost jesters arrived right then and they started... being all.... ghostly. And causing hijinks. And just when things started being like, it can't get any worse, that's when the boat full of zombie pirates crashed into the cafe and began battling the ghost jesters. So the renegade vampire and his katana girl started fighting them all, back to back, and just when it looked like they would win, the head cyber-vampire robot showed up and he had the biggest and baddest robot anyone had ever seen, ever, and he said "Well done Bitey the Renegade Vampire (his name was Bitey, I forgot to mention that), well done, but you didn't count on the baddest robot of them all crashing your little party." and so Bitey had to come up with a plan, and he threw down a smoke bomb and it made everyone cough, and he escaped out the back door, and they were being chased by the cyber-vampire-robot, which had missile launchers. But then they turned the wrong corner and got trapped in a net somehow, and it was all over for Bitey and his katana babe, and the cyber robot vampire was all "I have you now" and then that's when Bitey remembered he had super powers and used his X-ray vision to see the enemy's weak spot and then he teleported inside the big robot and shot magical fire breath at the robot's reactor core, and it exploded but before that happened he teleported outside and grabbed his babe and then they teleported to the other side of the planet, and the shockwave made the whole planet shake, but the robot vampire cult was defeated, along with the zombie pirate ninjas, but not the ghost jesters because they're already dead, so they didn't die from the big esplosions."


LazyMcCrow: "That's great, but you forgot to kill Zack."


Askthepizzaguy: "And then I killed Zack for no reason. THE END!"















Possibly alive enough to host this game: [12/33]

atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [21/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A
Zaccino


Begin Night Seven.

[Zack]

Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?

[LazyMcCrow]

Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?

For being mafia.

[atheotes]

Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?

Kage just saved himself!

[Zack]

For being mafia.

You claimed I was the last mafia, like you've been doing all game for no discernible reason... and yet the game goes on after my death.

[Diana Abnoba]

Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?

For flip flopping your vote around, trying to catch scum.

[White_eyes:D]

And WIFOM.

Didn't you drink it all?

[Askthepizzaguy]

"Take out the garbage NOW!" she shouted.

So typical. The garbage didn't even have to be at the curb for another few hours, and this was no time to be anything but glued to the television. It was an all-bowling midnight marathon. Sure, he could pause the programming, but that was just too much to ask. Why couldn't she do it?

And so he remained focused on the most important thing: Bowling. The pins... the strikes... the thrill of watching the automatic pin setter-upper machine. It was absolutely riveting. That's probably why he didn't notice that two hours had gone by. Sure enough, the fact that the garbage hadn't gotten taken out made her start nagging again.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? This garbage is stinking up the whole house! Take it out or I'm throwing a brick through the TV!" she shouted.

Grumbling, he gathered up the bags and took them down to the curb. Surely she would be happy now.

Just as he set the bags down, he noticed a figure standing across the street, polishing a bowling ball. What an unusual thing to be doing, there, at this time of night. Obviously this person had exquisite taste in hobbies.

"Hey! You over there! ......do you like bowling?"

-"How did you guess? Of course I like bowling. Who doesn't?"

"Well, you'd be surprised. So, are you part of a team? You need a bowling partner?"

-"I could use another guy, sure. Matter of fact, I was going to head out bowling right now."

"I can't. I mean, the lady of the house would be really upset with me if I left."

-"Shame. I was going to let you try out my special bowling ball. It's the kind with a liquid center. It's filled with 4 pounds of pin-pulverizing peanut oil. The secret is that some of it leaks out of the microscopic holes on the outside, so the ball is guaranteed to glide with an absolute minimum of friction. It's the latest technology."

"A bowling ball.... with a liquid center!?! Dear God."

-"Yeah, I guess I'll just have to take this super-rare bowling ball and go play on my own private lane all by myself..."

"NO. Take me with you. I can always find another place to live. Ladies come and go, but bowling is FOREVER!"

-"Great. Hop in my car."


And so LazyMcCrow got inside the car, and they drove out of the Gameroom, toward the rarely-visited parts of the .Org.

They drove through the Shogun Modification subforum, past the Attic, and ended up deep in the rarely-seen Recycle Bin.

"This is a place where posts go to die. Why are we here?" asked LazyMcCrow.

-"In the Recycle Bin, no one can hear you scream...."




"NO! NO!!! NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"



It took a long time for anyone to find his body, but when they did, they found LazyMcCrow with his skull smashed in, with a broken bowling ball for a hat. He was tied to a post, with his arms tied outstretched, utterly drenched in peanut oil.

His lifeless form kept watch over the Recycle Bin. To this day, he still wards off nuisance crows; but he does very little to keep the maggots away.


Issaikhaan, on the other hand, got quite lost and ended up in the Recycle Bin. The image of a maggot-ridden scarecrow irreparably damaged his sanity. He completely lost it, and began running amok through the graveyard-like forum, until it was clear that drastic measures needed to be taken to put a stop to his rampage. The imaginary rider on his back was forced to kill him, before he tore a swath of destruction through his own imaginary troops.








Possibly alive enough to host this game: [10/33]

atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
Jarema
Kagemusha
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [23/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A
Zaccino
LazyMcCrow
issaikhaan


Begin Day Eight.

[Jarema]

vote: Pharaoh Ramese II. So silent.

[Visor]

vote: Pharaoh Ramese II. So silent.

He's probably not playing the game.

Easy vote, vote Jarema.

[Jarema]

1. you did not bold your vote
2. he may be lurking mafia, not? I do not know him

[Visor]

1. you did not bold your vote
2. he may be lurking mafia, not? I do not know him

1. I am dead.
2. He didn't play the last game and personal experience knows that he won't be sending in orders.

Vote: Jarema for game host.

[Chaotix]

He's probably not playing the game.

Easy vote, vote Jarema.

I doubt he's mafia, but at the same time I sincerely doubt that he will be any help to us if we get down to a final vote chance. Which, incidentally, if we haven't bumped off either of the scum yet, is the next day phase.

Vote: white_eyes

For this post.

Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes

FoS:everyone with less then 10 posts

khaan is now dead.

[Zack]

Chaotix, failing to pay attention to the game is townie if anything. Stop going for the easy votes like you've been doing all game.

Lynch Chaotix and Ishmael.

[Chaotix]

Chaotix, failing to pay attention to the game is townie if anything. Stop going for the easy votes like you've been doing all game.

Lynch Chaotix and Ishmael.

That post by white_eyes was before khaan was dead. He died last night. Looks suspicious for white_eyes. It's WIFOM, but I don't see anything better at the moment. Maybe Ishmael.

Perhaps you were the one failing to pay attention, hmm?