Doctor Willenloss and his splendid invention, or... [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

1. You didn't deny that you're not scum-hunting.

2. If you are so set on me being mafia, why do you still care what my role is? Answer: because you know I am town because you are mafia and you want to know what sort of deadly secrets I have that might make me a better kill than Monty tonight, assuming the lynch-wagon does not consume me.

1. Big What goes here.

Didn't deny it because it was so ridiculous. I've got you on the ropes, and soon comes the Stone Cold Stunna.

2. I care because you have absolutely nothing left to protect and your being stubborn about it matches EXACTLY the level of stubbornness of each and every remaining member of the mafia in the Handbasket Mafia. They refused to claim on principle (SisterCoyote) because it was bad for the town (Colby11 and Metallic Squink) and went to their graves whining that there was no case and also, whatcha gonna do when I flip town?


My question to you is why do all scumbags, across forums, with different personalities, who haven't even heard of one another, act the same way?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Here's Polluxo on why he waited so long to claim:

I didn't know the scum had a roleblocker until toDay, when mothedrine reported he got blocked. How'd you know the scum had a roleblocker before then? Furthermore, I claimed I had a power role because I was about to be lynched, not because I felt like claiming willy-nilly. Your vote stinks of bandwagonning.

Scum.

Do you need more examples? I can hammer this all day. I can even get org examples if you'd like. I know Raffe isn't everyone's cup o tea.

[Chaotix]

Yeah ok we are both waiting to see who will respond to Dave first, I get it.

Look Dave, we were just having this really good argument, you think you can come back in about an hour with that really interesting tidbit that will totally change the subject?

()

I don't know what to think of this except you are implying multiple people all have the same role ability.

EDIT: Refresh, how does it work? I totally should have seen ATPG's posts before starting mine.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You remain focused, Chaotix! I am Askthepizzaguy and I will have ORDER!!!

You do not start talking to DaveShack in the middle of a beatdown. That's just disrespectful.

[Chaotix]

This is very sad, because I want to believe you are not scum, ATPG.

But if you are not, then everybody loses because you are wrong about me and I derailed this mass-reveal and probably lost us the game.

If you are scum, then just the second part is true but the mass reveal was probably playing right into your hand anyway.

So... already screwed it up, gotta stick to my guns unless I see something that trumps this whole exchange.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And now, the Chaotix con-chair-to.

"Whatcha gon' do when I flip town?"

What you gon' do when I flip town?
I flip town when I go down
I'ma get, get, get, get, your mates,
Get all your commie teammates too!
You're scum. You're scum you're scum you're scum. Chaotix is really scum. (Check it out)

I drive these commies crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They actin' really scummy
They get me all these votes
Chaotix and that Arjos
And all their other teammates
Commies, they be be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
(brown)
Comrade I ain't askin,
They say they love mother Russia,
USSR, No Religion's,
I say no, but they keep marchin'
So I keep on talkin'
And no I ain't walkin
We can keep on debatin'
I keep on demonstrating.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I'd finish this but honestly this song is the worst song of all time. If you're going to lynch me, lynch me for posting THAT song.

[Chaotix]

I am assuming you are town for this scenario. If you are mafia, it doesn't matter what I say to you but the real townies might be watching.

Look at it this way: I reveal now, and maybe you believe I am town. Doesn't make a damn difference because I am nightkilled instantly.

I keep quiet, and there is a chance, if I survive the lynch, that maybe I do something good before being inevitably nightkilled.

I have already screwed it up beyond repair, just trying to pick up the pieces.

Also I would make a comment here about how these posts of yours will look really silly when I am a dead townie, but that will just feed your ego and you will keep doing it. And then you will look even more silly.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can also do The Rock.

"Claim your role, and shut your mouth, Jabroni!"



Yeah I don't watch that anymore, that's why these references are so dated.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am assuming you are town for this scenario. If you are mafia, it doesn't matter what I say to you but the real townies might be watching.

Look at it this way: I reveal now, and maybe you believe I am town. Doesn't make a damn difference because I am nightkilled instantly.

Hi my name is Chaotix my role is one the mafia should nightkill instantly but I don't want to claim because then I might get nightkilled instantly.

Instead I'd rather be lynched instantly.

The Rock says it DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR ROLE IS! The Rock is exactly One, Two, Three seconds away... from taking that claim, shining it up real nice.... TURNING IT SIDEWAYS.....

[Chaotix]

Meh. I am in a lose-lose situation, which I put myself into.

Arguing with you is going nowhere, it is literally just the same lines back and forth with maybe some different wording and a bad rap parody here or there.

I would prefer to agree to disagree so we can get back to whatever this was going towards beforehand. Everyone knows I am today's lynch anyway.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And now, the People's Elbow, from the People's Champion!

*BAM*




Who's next?

[Chaotix]

And now, the People's Elbow, from the People's Champion!

Ok, that is totally communist what you are not even trying to hide it. This is the sort of stuff I do so I can go back to my posts and point and laugh after I win as mafia, assuming I win.

Anyway, since you are in the mood I DO want to hear what you will do when I flip town.

You said it yourself, this is Poker. I bet I AM TOWN. What do you raise me?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok, that is totally communist what you are not even trying to hide it. This is the sort of stuff I do so I can go back to my posts and point and laugh after I win as mafia, assuming I win.

Anyway, since you are in the mood I DO want to hear what you will do when I flip town.

You said it yourself, this is Poker. I bet I AM TOWN. What do you raise me?

You never watched the wrasslin', didya?

People's elbow/People's Champion are Rock's catchphrases. You're really grasping at straws now.

As for what I'm going to do "when you flip town", I refer you to this.

[Chaotix]

I am now going to take a shower.

With bleach.

For my eyes.

When I am back hopefully we have a discussion going about something not related to me being scum.

But I will be back. I am having fun now, even if it is a morbid "even though I am going to die" sort of fun.

[Askthepizzaguy]

What you have just witnessed is why I play mafia.

Without personality, this game would be really boring and simple. Randomly lynch people.

Instead you can has cheezburger fun.

[Chaotix]

Ok, I was totally expecting some sort of sweet discussion here for me to drop in on and not have to defend myself.

But that didn't happen.

But let no one say I did not return!

[Montmorency]

A townie's only duty is to die for the greater good. Do you understand? Townies die - they do not surrender.

I am buying us time. What I am doing gives the possibility of revitalization.

Bear with me and you will see that Pizza may indeed only become a tertiary target tonight. As for yourself -

ARE YOU MY SON, CHAOTIX?

ANSWER ME.

With every prevarication, the scum grow more assured. They scheme, Chaotix. Do you scheme, Chaotix?

[Diana Abnoba]

I think your both over the top with this argument, and could possibly be mafia partners. Or your both town and just over the top, or you actually got some sleep today and too much soda or something. I can't decide, need to think on it for a bit. But, Pizza I should lynch you just for that video, I need a shower now too. (sick puppy)

[Diana Abnoba]

But for Monty I will claim here (I know he is what he claims to be). I am one of your sons Monty.

[Diana Abnoba]

For you Monty, I will add some more pressure, Vote: Chaotix for now.

[Montmorency]

A claim like that isn't useful or even very credible unless I know what you can do.

[Diana Abnoba]

Already told you, read between the lines.

[Montmorency]

You never said that - Chaotix did.

I'm getting a very uneasy sensation in my gut.

[Diana Abnoba]

Said what? I said "I KNOW he is what he claims to be".

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sounds like town knowledgeable is what she's claiming. Hence why not going after Monty all game. Makes sense.

Sons would know who he is, also makes sense.

Yes this is all very sense-making, I say while nodding convincingly.

I could always shake my enormous butt some more. Or shave that horrible neckbeard.

[Montmorency]

It's difficult for me to believe that such a great Name would possess a lowly Name-Scan role.

Edit: Even more difficult to believe that it's only foreknowledge of my identity.

But this is why we need many roleclaims to vet.

[Diana Abnoba]

NOOOOOO!!! Pizza STOP with the video pics, now I'm going to vomit. It is just torture.

Monty it is true, stop being so paranoid (that's usually my job).

[robbiecon]

I am one of the Doctor's assistants, I am an armor.

I read through the entire Chaotix-ATPG conversation. I don't think it was simply smoke and mirror distraction by mafia team mates. I am going to trust ATPG though, because he claimed, and because I know as well as anyone that mafia do love to hold out on claiming. So I will Vote: Chaotix.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thank you for coming forward Robbie; I had you on my suspicions list and this helps greatly with that.

I regret, my Doctor, that we might be in that dreaded situation where the only claimants are the few active/caring townies remaining. It would seem that Chaotix' prediction, scummy as it was, was accurate.

This is inexcusable. This isn't even a weekend.

[BSmith]

If I were still alive, I would without a doubt be voting for Chaotix.